Jordan Woodson
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I am BEGGING TikTok to learn what a horror/comedy is
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"May all our lives prove that God-"
"I love you mom!"
Not a single person on
#AbbottElementary
is acting, they're all just playing themselves 💀
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This was a Sasha Velour moment... Sapphira's gonna have nightmares of balloons like Shea had of rose petals... 😭
#DragRace
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Disney is 100% going to blame STRANGE WORLD's inevitable bad box office on the fact that there's an openly gay character in the movie when in reality, it's going to flop because they didn't market it at all. They'll use this as an excuse to not have queer rep ever again.
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Great movie, however I do question Martin Scorsese's choice to play Taylor Swift's basically entire discography over the film.
#NowWatching
Honestly very impressed with the amount of people in my suburban small town that came to see this.
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Sarah Polley dragging Mark Wahlberg for messing up the name of WOMEN TALKING at the SAG Awards in her speech 💀
#SpiritAwards
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Jimmy Fallon's entire career flashed before his eyes
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I really admire everything Universal is doing right now. They're taking risks on some original, over-the-top films and also are like the only major studio that's not afraid to release queer films theatrically as well. I really hope they keep this up.
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Just a reminder that this was written by the same woman that wrote MALIGNANT and M3GAN
The first trailer for ‘THE NUN 2’ has been released.
In theaters on September 8.
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When Symone got her Jennifers mixed up
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#AntManAndTheWaspQuantumania
is hands down the best MCU movie of Phase 5 and the best MCU movie period since Black Panther: Wakanda Forever!!! Paul Rudd *IS* Ant Man and Jonathan Majors *IS* Kang! Peyton Reed directs and the VFX are visual! It's a movie that plays in a theater!
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Kemi: "I can't wait for my ex-boyfriend to leak one of my nudes so I can sue him and donate the money to something he hates like Planned Parenthood."
#BB21
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This movie didn't get the recognition it deserved 😔😔😔
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David Zaslov canned Batgirl to focus on the quality of the Warner Bros Discovery brand.
The quality in question:
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"Rip Hamilton" is trending and I thought something happened to the musical.
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Chloe about Lance Bass: "Maybe Trevor's got a little bit of competition. 😉"
Every single American:
#TheCircle
#TheCircleNetflix
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Bayleigh: "I love Janelle, I love Da'Vonne, I love Nicole-"
Kaysar: "Which Nicole?"
Bayleigh: "Nicole A"
Kaysar: "Okay then same."
OOP-
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Last night Brendan Fraser became the 9th man to win an Oscar for playing an LGBT character
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What a Shakespearean tragedy having Frannie's challenge win being the reason her showmance went home. If she would've thrown the challenge after winning immunity herself, he would still be here.
#Survivor
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#EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce
is one of the best movies ever made and it will receive zero Oscar nominations and I'm certain of that.
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@strangeharbors
The way TikTok has reacted is bizarre. There was a video of a girl who woke up early just to attend the trial in person and when D*pp walked out, her and a bunch of other girls started screaming like he was a member of The Beatles. And then those videos mocking A*ber's testimony
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Derek X & Claire officially spotted on The Amazing Race 34!!!
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Something I love about KNOCK AT THE CABIN's marketing is that it's probably the first mainstream, studio LGBT horror film with a wide release yet it's not selling itself that way. Just a horror film that happens to have gay leads. Refreshing after BROS' marketing last year.
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@AbandonedLizard
LIGHTYEAR barely had gay rep. It was one kiss and nothing. The main character in Strange World is gay and is outwardly the entire movie. Hollywood has historically always taken the wrong lesson from flopped and underperforming films. That part is a fact.
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They've each talked about incredibly important topics in the past couple days (autism/racism) yet you know for a fact CBS isn't going to air a single second of it.
#BB22
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"I cast to evict Alyssa"
"I sadly to evict Britini"
"I sadly to evote Brent"
PLEASE HE'S GOTTA BE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE 😭😭😭
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So the 2025 Best Actress Oscar is already Saoirse Ronan's? Good.
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I love those big name directors on Film Twitter like Edgar Wright, Barry Jenkins, Guillermo del Toro and Lulu Wang who constantly promote and support other directors' work. It's great to see that kind of positivity and support sometimes.
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Honestly tonight was the best episode of the season. No annoying twists, no overpowered advantages, everyone got to vote, good strategy and a couple good character driven moments. Felt the closest to classic
#Survivor
this show has felt in awhile.
#Survivor44
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I'm sorry I would be pissed if I haven't seen my family in three whole months and the video message from home I get is my showmance who I just saw less than two months ago... 😬
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@ShoulderMr1
@MNightShyamalan
@oldthemovie
Doesnt matter. Even a new born would age up into the legal R rating age halfway through the movie.
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I'm not upset about David being on this cast because imagine how people like Jack and Jackson feel knowing that the first boot of their season was brought back for an All Stars season but not them.
#BB22
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Brandon is the first person to successfully negate a majority of the votes with an idol since Natalie at the final 6 of Winners at War.
#Survivor
#Survivor44
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Let's talk about Viola Davis going from gaining weight for Ma Rainey to getting absolutely jacked for
#TheWomanKing
. Christian Bale levels of physical transformation.
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Society doesn't give Brian Tyree Henry enough credit for how hot he is
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Not a single Black performer was nominated in a leading role despite there being so many worthy ones last year. The Academy is gonna Academy I guess.
#OscarNoms
#Oscars2023
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I personally don't care if Andrea Riseborough manages to get an Oscar nomination, I've always been vocal about how much I love surprises with awards, I just don't want her taking a spot from these two Black women.
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*YouTube not working*
*All Twitter users instantly go to Twitter to see if anyone else is having the same problem*
#YouTubeDOWN
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Even if we're going to pretend that the word "cracker" is offensive, Hannah didn't even mean it in that context... she was literally talking about chips...
#BB23
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Lance Reddick's final projects:
John Wick Chapter 4
White Men Can't Jump
Shirley
Ballerina
Disney+'s Percy Jackson series
St. Sebastian
The Caine Mutiny Court-Martial
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@yakobmckee
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As a 23 year old myself, I absolutely would. I'd take any chance to reference That's So Raven.
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@Sara215Ds
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It's a court case involving sexual assault, not a red carpet movie premiere.
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Four women voted out during Women's History Month... I'm gonna be sick...🤢
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@Maloria14
Like "You Belong With Me" while Ernest is poisoning his already sick wife in bed? Very unfortunate and confusing choice.
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@ZoeRoseBryant
"She's a genius and I love her" how are you still functioning after hearing that?
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I just realized that this will be Daniele D's first season playing without Dick.
And maybe Nicole F's too.
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THIS SHOW FINALLY ACKNOWLEDGES SURVIVOR FIJI AND EARL'S WIN!!! Is this like... the first time ever since that season???
#Survivor
#Survivor43
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@AlbertoJDiaz
@RhodeToLove
Look at this photo and tell me with a straight face that this is a heterosexual. QUICKLY
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Something I'm not seeing being brought up right now:
This means that the Best Picture race is between two woman directed movies.
#PGAAward
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Jenna Ortega is such an amazing actress that although she's clearly going to dominate this scene, it's upsetting that she has to be the first victim.
#Scream
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With the amount of episodes Kevin has been absent, I think honestly Frankie should host the show by himself from now on with his brothers just making cameos every now and then. I think he can handle it by myself.
#ClaimtoFame
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All that hype for the first live performance of We Don't Talk About Bruno for... that...? It wasn't even the actual song...🫤
#Oscars
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Now that
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