Alex Rocca
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🏠 Living in NYC🗽· 💼 Working in Entertainment + New Media 💻 · 🏳️🌈
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When you’re a 23 year old PR girlie and you apply to a social media job at Disney and then they tell you it’s actually at ESPN but you decide to just go with it anyway because how bad could it really be, right?
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Michelle was scrolling Instagram, sighed, looked up from her glasses, and said Barack. BARACK. Can you just go check on her I feel like I'm going crazy
FORMER U.S. PRESIDENT OBAMA ARRIVES AT DOWNING STREET FOR PRIVATE MEETING
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This contract has been sitting on Tina Fey’s desk for 15 years and she finally got around to it while deep cleaning during the pandemic
And ALL for Gretchen Wieners! 💕 Announcing NEW
@MeanGirls
Inspired Toaster Strudel with Limited Edition Pink Icing!
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i thought this was the cast of queer eye
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Remember when Dolly Parton tailored a choir robe ... iconic
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idc im endlessly jealous of the rich person who does not dream of labor and would rather spend her late 20s gallivanting through the world with her hot boyfriend
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SNL deleted their "Legally Blonde: The Musical" teen production parody from their YouTube Channel so I am re-uploading it bc it is important for the culture
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I still think that humanity reached peak humor with Big Miss Steak
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you better wok that fucking duck
This diva from Kung Fu Panda, making noodles for the whole village, while wearing a bowl of noodles with chopsticks on his head??? Mama that’s DRAG
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no offense but how do some of you guys manage to navigate the world
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f*ck, her publicist is good
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This is what I imagine D.C. gay bars are like
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if you don't do this in nyc you will get killed by uber eats
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OBSESSED with how he gave up on the fake deep voice after the first 5 seconds
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Gays become flight attendants because they love power, a captive audience, and a PA system
Flight Attendant, after landing at LAX: “Today is Free Brittany Day, I want us to take a moment to think of her and wish the best for her and her future.”
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Someone hated this kid so much if they seemingly screenshotted every single Instagram story he posted for months…........
SCOOP: The chief of staff for
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CVS announcing that they are closing NINE HUNDRED stores is so insane to me
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Ke$ha calling her lawyer to fire them for not trademarking “Tik Tok”
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I wish Wendy was still on...
"Clap if you know about the submarine"
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AND AT THE END OF “FOR GOOD” ELPHABA AND GLINDA SWAP HARMONIES TO SHOW HOW THEY’VE BEEN CHANGED BY EACH OTHER
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it’s giving soft launch
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“They can’t hear me ‘cause they’re listening to Kids Bop” sksksksk
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Barbara's labored nod after "greatest tribute" 😭 like "I'm gonna let you dig your own grave here sister… I'm not coming down with you. but I'm not gonna stop you, keep talking, this is great television"
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i see why matt bomer licked
This photo of Jonathan Bailey in Vanity Fair France warrants a moment of your time today.
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Does Miss Rona only have ONE good pic?? Switch it up, girl! Tired of this one!
CDC coronavirus update: Agency says most COVID-19 infections spread by people without symptoms
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People apparently think that I'm hating on this video or its creator (I assume bc this is their first interaction with me and don't know my sense of humor) so let me be extremely clear in saying: This video is instantly iconic & is probably the best thing that ESPN has ever done
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your family may be white but they will never be as white as my family
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The Fire Island police force is en route to investigate the chicken heist
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I’m working from my dad’s office today and he runs an investment banking firm and it’s very straight man vibes and they all use PCs and meanwhile I’m the boss’ gay son jetting in from New York with my little Mac… this is literally me
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how I imagine a gay news report of the search for the top in the senate hearing room video
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This was a throwaway thought that I had at 11pm & wasn’t expecting to be retweeted or get traction — I literally know nothing about sports and I regularly call myself a PR girlie (sorry if offensive) & chose a random age but yes I realize That’s So Raven is slightly older. Thanks
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"let people enjoy things" ok well YOU can do that on YOUR account and I will ENJOY being a hater on MINE who calls out bad art and endless money grabs
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The expectation that a Starbucks employee should have to continue making your CARAMEL MACCHIATO after you bring a literal AR-15 into their workplace is beyond absurd
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Sorry I still think it’s hilarious that, in the 2020s, the solution the richest country in the world landed on for verifying vaccination status was “piece of cardstock paper with handwriting on it”
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Wow my mind
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Apparently this is a real mug you can buy, and I just find it extremely funny
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Jonathan found his boyfriend at age 159!! I still have time
TIL that the world’s oldest tortoise is in a committed same sex relationship.
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person on twitter: “omg my plane may be crashing, here is a video”
replies: “hi sharon! how are you? i work at ABC news in missouri. can you give me permission to use your video? we can credit you! follow me so we can DM...please reply ASAP. thanks!”
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Was really just a media conglomerate joke (bc Disney owns ESPN) but I guess it read as ageist or sexist which makes me sad bc that was definitely the opposite of my intention but I can see why people would think that— I'm sorry! Whoever made this is an icon & should be celebrated
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So many things can be resolved by simply saying “I’m sorry” even if you only partially mean it, but the “don’t apologize” movement has made people think that creating an awkward standoff is somehow this moral high ground and I reeeaaally don’t get it
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My heart skips a beat every time Shawn Mendes posts a block of text on his Instagram feed
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Wish there was a polite way to say (to non-work people) "I'm sorry, I love you, but I cannot have an all-day ongoing text dialogue in the middle of the workday"
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Spotify Wrapped should offer you one lifeline (removing an embarrassing guilty pleasure… for posting purposes only)
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F*CK I made the mistake of telling my Uber driver that I’m a manager & of course he’s an actor please kill me what was I THINKING I’m in LOS ANGELES
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this mom looks like she has a 4 bedroom house with a cuisinart espresso machine so kindly make your coffee at home and gtfo of the coffee shop next to my apartment BYE
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i'm having my mom pick me up actually
you just arrived at the party. which cup are you grabbing😭?
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🙄 STFU… Just let these guys get their coins, they’ve lived through the AIDS crisis and have done far more for the movement than the majority of the guys you follow on Instagram, I promise you that
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@lizzieohreally
Did you book Basic Economy because I haven't not been seated by someone I'm traveling with for like 10 years
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Shawn is SO me when someone tries to do a bro handshake with me and I don't know what they're doing so I panic and hug them again
Shawn Mendes e Andrew Garfield no red carpet da Vanity Fair Oscar After Party
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The way I spent my entire day making my apartment SHIIIINE like the top of the Chrysler Building 🧹🧼✨
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@nicholasrhutch
IMO it's irresponsible and unfair for publications to do this to people who just tweet their thoughts even though I understand that it's completely legal
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Found more pics in my camera roll from one of my recent manic episodes
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My cousin got top surgery this week and had his chest reveal today and I'm just really happy for him 🥺❤️
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If your takeaway from this tweet is that “I don’t want people to be safe” rather than “I can’t believe that we are reentering an era reminiscent of early-pandemic March 2020 in which people feel the need to say this stuff again” then you have comprehension issues. Not my problem!
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IG Meme Accounts: No, you may not repost this.
I love your lack of original ideas, go girl give us nothing!
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The very bad way I date is I decide on the one person I like & ignore everyone else showing an interest & I basically give that one person the right of first refusal and hope they like me back but if feelings aren’t requited all hope is lost and I take a 3 month break from dating
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it is iceD coffee not ice coffee
it is iceD tea not ice tea
is is nordstrom not nordstromS
please chime in with others
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Prince William isn't going to see your tweets making fun of his baldness, but your friends whose confidence is destroyed by their hair thinning, to the point of wearing a hat every day and never posing in pictures, certainly will
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People replying like "we don't fly often" — Ok! That's fine! Not that serious! The tweet wasn't even intended to be specific to this thing, I just find it funny how people can be relatively unobservant w their surroundings bc it's so diff from my own brain/daily lived experience.
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Obsessed with this gay couple version of like “Christian girl autumn Nordstrom employee girlie and her hot boyfriend”
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