Jordan Arkley
@jordanarkley
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sarcastic, short & probably hungry
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Joined April 2009
Canada could have a royal wedding too if Scott and Tessa would smarten up
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Rest assured that no matter what colour medal Brady Tkachuk earns today, he'll spend the first 30 minutes after he receives it trying to unwrap the chocolate inside
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Out of nowhere, I became blind after stabbing my eye with a fork. How is that possible?
Out of nowhere, Canada became poorer than Alabama. How is that possible?
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"Out of nowhere"
Out of nowhere, Canada became poorer than Alabama. How is that possible?
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this is so embarrassing. Marc Kennedy is loser
NEW: Canadian curling star Marc Kennedy claims he was set up by "premeditated" cameras to catch him "in an act" of cheating. The Canadian curling team is now claiming to be victims after they were caught on camera 'double-touching' the stone. "They have come up with a plan here
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CROSBY WHAT BODY PART DO YOU NEED? YOU CAN HAVE MINE I'M NOT USING THEM
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No, I will not respect the pronouns of a person who murders children
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The economy is so wonderful that 1/3 of the country gets welfare. Elbows up, retards.
More than 12 million Canadians will receive hundreds more dollars this year to help cover everyday costs because of the new Canada Groceries and Essentials Benefit.
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Ok. We let Bad Bunny do the Super Bowl. I expect FIFA to put Limp Bizkit in the next World Cup.
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Kid Rock encouraged millions of viewers, who boycotted the Super Bowl Halftime Show ft. Bad Bunny, to read their Bibles & give their lives to Jesus Christ during TPUSA’s All-America Halftime Show 👏
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NEW: While other singers drop F bombs and virtue signal about ICE, Jelly Roll praises Jesus Christ at the Grammys. “I know they're gonna try to kick me off here, so just let me try to get this out.” “First of all, Jesus, I hear you and I'm listening, Lord. I am listening.” “I
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just paid $89 for sandwich ingredients and was almost stabbed leaving the grocery store. BUT holy shit I just watched mark carneys speech and it was so good
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if my mother-in-law were a spice girl she could shoot me in the knee at my wedding and i wouldn’t care
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This was written by someone, not me. But sums it up pretty well, what was she thinking? I’m a mother, so I’m going to comment right now. I will say this exactly the way a mother thinks it, raw, direct, and without pretending this is complicated. A 37-year-old woman. Three kids.
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I have no intention of crossing the floor — today, tomorrow, or ever. 🇨🇦💙
BREAKING: Scott Anderson says Liberals are trying to flip MPs, including him. His response: “It’ll be a cold day in Hell before I betray my constituents.”
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“ extensive experience in attracting investment and implementing economic transformations” … yeah, that.
Today, I appointed Chrystia Freeland @cafreeland as an Advisor on Economic Development. Chrystia is highly skilled in these matters and has extensive experience in attracting investment and implementing economic transformations. Right now, Ukraine needs to strengthen its internal
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Women and girls have the right to play competitive sports in a safe and fair environment against other biological females. This view is held by a vast majority of Albertans and Canadians. It is also common sense and common decency. Skate Canada‘s refusal to hold events in
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The mass murder of Jews in Australia today didn’t come from out of nowhere. It comes from constant inculcation and tolerance of antisemitism, which is just as present in Canada as in Australia. This massacre is *exactly* what “globalize the intifada” means. And this is why
Video: A crowd at the steps of the Sydney Opera House chants "gas the Jews" and "f*ck the Jews" on October 9.
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