Haven’t laughed that much in ages. @russell_kane on top form in Hereford tonight. And a watch guy too! Should’ve sat in the front row and tried to sell him a watch.

Love watching politicians talk and talk and talk utter waffle just so they don’t get asked too many questions #Marr

Only @BorisJohnson manages to makes the #BackBritishFarming wheat stems look like they are staffing out of his top pocket. #worzelgummage

#AwfullyBritishFakeHistory Thomas à Becket had a Welsh cousin called Dai à Betic

https://t.co/mlRIHoJ3DT The musical genius 👀 and prophet 🤔 Jez Usbourne aka @arobertwebb nailed how we feel about #covid19UK more than 10 years before it happened! #peepshow #outrageouscontageous

Hung parliament. No party teams up with conservatives...Other parties back labour as long as JC isn’t leader. Kier Starmer next PM #exitpoll

Please say that @maitlis is doing the bbc leaders debate so they too can step away from political duties for the foreseeable future. #PrinceAndrewbbc #electiondebate

Is it too late for @maitlis to run for prime minister? Imagine PM Q’s, no one would dare ask her a question. #broardcastinglegend

#BritainHasExploded well not really but my tractor has

Has anyone every phoned @bt_uk and there been not been a recorded message saying “we apologise for the delay we are very busy at the moment”

Has Madonna eaten a spirit level... she’s very flat#eurovision

⁦@ProfBrianCox⁩ I took this a couple of years ago and my findings also (though slightly obscured by grass) show the Event Horizon very clearly on the “O” of hole #justsaying #BlackHole

Thanks... what ever you said worked a charm!

My Barley looking good on a mighty fine morning if I do say so myself. #ViewFromTheOffice

4x@BTCare engineers have been out and still I get sporadic weather dependent broadband. Can't you just change the line to fibre from copper?

Seriously! People have to be told how to ventilate their own homes!? Do they need to be told how to open windows?

Mystic evening in the shire. Pretty damn beautiful tho.

Toady and I admiring my "new" vintage 1945 Vetta cronografo from @theblackbough

New addition to the family arrived safely 9.45am. Father and bat doing great. Thanks @SalixBats and @BarringtonSport

Feet up ploughing in my @RedWingShoes admiring the view and the sunshine.