Jon Wisner
@jonwisnerIL
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Here for: Fantasy Football | R/Shiny | Analytics/Data Stuff My code is probably broken right now, please send help.
Libertyville, IL
Joined February 2011
Decided to read this book last week, but made an explicit point to not check the cast beforehand. Wasn't even a quarter through when I knew he was playing Pete DeVries, and would be perfect. Can't wait to see it.
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A bit late to the party, and likely sending into the void, but here's my top-10.
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Last time I did this I almost went bankrupt... but since I'm close to 60,000 Twitter followers... I will donate to @KamalaHarris and downballot Democrats $.10 for every like on this tweet, $0.50 for every retweet, and $1 for every follow. (59,880 followers at the start)
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PSA: The Fall Guy is on Peacock now. Watch it, it's great. It has stunts, action, romance, jokes...everything you can ask for. It didn't kill in it's opening week in theaters, let's make it kill its opening week in streaming. Show Hollywood we want more like it.
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Rewatched Leave the World Behind, and realized it may be one of the most underrated films of the last few years. Great script with banger performances from an amazing cast.
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Look, I know the implications of what I'm about to say. But maybe Netflix should have skipped the gimmick and just let Zack Snyder make the movies he wanted to? These Rebel Moon "Directors Cuts" might be kinda good?
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I just realized that I was so busy on Monday that I forgot to make a donation to @KamalaHarris during the call, so... I'll join in on the trend: I will donate $.10 for every like on this tweet, $0.50 for every retweet, and $1 for every follow. (30,757 followers at the start)
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This Glen Powell fella just might have the juice. Also, I'm very afraid of tornadoes now.
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Know y'all tried, but I still wasn't prepared for Reznor's score in Challengers.
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It's been a tough week to feel patriotic. So on this most American of holidays, I chose to watch Top Gun: Maverick, a move that celebrates what makes America truly exceptional: that we are the only country that makes Tom Cruise movies.
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I agree. But ALSO An Alex Garland GI Joe flick would slap. Imagine the subtext he could weave into that.
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This Black Friday we are giving away... 💠 AirPods for every Jets punt 💠 65" Samsung 4K TV for every Dolphins TD 💠 PS5 for every 40+ point scorer in the NBA today Retweet this post and reply with #UnderdogPicks to enter 🤝
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We will be doing this again next week. Be sure to follow to make sure you don’t miss it
. @Footballguys Giveaway alert: Guess who scores the first touchdown of this game, and I will pick one person to face me in a DFS head-to-head where if you beat me you get $200. 1) Like this tweet 2) Guess Reply who scores the first touchdown. Contest closes at kickoff.
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There will be people who don’t understand the industry who act as though writers are asking for too much. It’s usually that person who can’t go a day without a tv or film reference. They were Ted Lasso for Halloween, they still quote stepbrothers as if they just saw it,
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Senate Democrats—instead of tasking your comms team to write statements and tweets about Tyre Nichols, you have the ability to go to the floor, carve out the filibuster, pass the George Floyd Justice In Policing Act & end qualified immunity.
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Hey @Uber_Support how do I report my driver for being racist and spewing too many Tucker Carlson talking points?
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If leaders cannot condemn violence against the spouse of one of their colleagues without getting a dig in, that’s a sure sign they care more about winning than they do about the country. They are unfit to serve.
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