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@jollyrobber
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Thoughts from the dark side of a married man. It is what it is. I ain't shit. Damaged goods. @cinnabon is my TC https://t.co/DWSIgVB76e
But for the grace of God go I
Joined March 2015
I hope one day I can properly convey to her the effect her ass has on me, both physically and spiritually.
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RT @SleepEatScream: People don’t change. Accept them for the piece of shit they are and move on.
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RT @SleepEatScream: I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.
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RT @bartandsoul: “I have tenure here!” I yell at no one in particular as I’m once again thrown out of a Waffle House.
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RT @anerdonfire2: As I recognize several people on my jury from Twitter, I realize I'm going to jail.
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RT @___Kaitymae: Night nurse: part healer, part vampire, fully powered by bad coffee and resident call bells.
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RT @DianeP89: Who knew that creating a playlist could elicit such a long walk down memory lane.
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RT @WildGuess29: I regret never learning how to properly draw genitalia. #DeathbedConfessions.
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RT @Curved_awry: Mourning comes in its own time.For now, there is life and laughter to be celebrated.
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