the OG
@joinez
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Host/Singer/Lover/Nerd 🫶🏾
Oxon Hill, MD
Joined February 2010
Charlie Puth uses Ye’s “Stronger” as an example of real music explaining why AI music is horrible and will never be better than real music
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4 nights, all-inclusive.
What’s the perfect date?
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Kellen Moore forced on Mike McCarthy Matt Eberflus forced on Brian Schottenheimer WELCOME TO DALLAS! 😂
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Case closed
define someone ‘aged like fine wine’
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Fairs
My requirements as a gf: - Flowers must be a regular thing - We must talk everyday - Check in when you’re out (“just arrived”, “on my way home” etc) - No exes that are friends - Don’t move like a single man (online & outside) - Plan dates (I hate a “we’ll see”)
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I rewatched all the Toy Story movies recently with my roommates and we realized the plot of every Toy Story movie is woody being right all along and nobody fucking listening to him
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Never had to be convinced that dark skinned women was fine.
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dis yo last chance my nigga
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THE GIF GOES EVEN HARDER OH MY GOD
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I hate niggas that brag about Jail. Fuc is you happy to talk about that shit for
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Ngl I bodied my Sexyy Red costume and she posted everyone except me 😭🥲
Your favorite Halloween costume you’ve worn as an adult?
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Schefter: Steelers looking to trade for a WR.
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Kenneth Petty sneakin back in after crushing up a 3rd Benadryl in her tacos:
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when you start getting "sorry i fell asleep" instead of "goodnighttt"
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When Giannis grabs his shorts like that on defense PRAY. Locked up Shai and forced the jump ball. 🔒
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Lmaoooo
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When she tells you a story about her night out but starts using gender-neutral pronouns instead of names
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