Pizzarinah.
@ZMacMami
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The itinerary that my man created for tomorrow is actually ridiculous. I hope I can squeeze in a nap.
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One thing you gon be doing is kissing 😭.
I also ran into one of my old players and he kissed me dead in the mouth. niggaz lol.
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Whew chile, I knew something was wrong when I saw a particular nincompoop on my TL. I was on the wrong damn tab!.
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My grill sergeant is tryna make me go running with him tomorrow morning. I can’t do 6-8 miles again.
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Excited for the Breezy Bowl themed Rhythm Ride tomorrow morning 🚴🏾♀️.
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Chop chop!.
@ZMacMami just yelled at me to get it together so I can be smoking hawt soooo up I get.
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“Teeny weeny mushroom cock, piece of shit cankles, mctaco tits.” Oh she ate Trump right on up.
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Lmfao let me stop trolling before somebody thinks I don’t love my kids. 🤣.
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This is a strange way to tell me that we aren’t friends anymore but okay 🥲.
I love that my friends with children truly enjoy motherhood.
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if that baby under 5 that relationship still alive.
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We haven’t worked out together in 2 weeks so when I was doing my Bulgarian split squats warm up round, I had 45s on each side. He gon say, “you usually do 25s.”. Me: I moved up!
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Now that I’ve worked myself to the bone at the gym, I shall rot the rest of the day.
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Be still 🙏🏾.
Psalms 46:10 that's my usual.
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You wan do lip!? Lmfao like chill out Kim, leave me and my 5:00 shadow alone. 🤣.
I love when the Asian people ask their clients do they want their top lip waxed, when they didn’t ask for any waxing 😂😂😂 they be so offended.
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Asai said he wanna change his own diaper. Boy, get your ass on that potty!.
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