John Samuel
@johnsamuelco
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Simon Cowell’s music producer & part time 25 year old
Los Angeles, CA
Joined September 2016
Last time I flew I used points to upgrade myself to first class while I was waiting in TSA, showed up absolutely plastered at 5am, housed three complimentary mimosas, then fell asleep on the tray table for the duration of my flight. I don’t remember what I wore.
DRESS FOR SUCCESS: Transportation @SecDuffy has a message for Americans: Stop wearing pajamas on planes.
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“Why did Zohran meet with Trump?!”
Trump Backs Off Plan to Deploy National Guard to New York City After Mamdani Meeting
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it’s all about New York, this entire country is about whether or not you love New York. They tried to tell us, they’ve tried to tell us for years
Every time the conservative journalists lobbed pointed questions at Zohran, Trump intervened and was like, "You don't have to answer that," or "Hey! Be nice to him!" I am HOWLING
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Too adorable 🥹 This young fan in Phoenix stole the show with the cutest wave on the Jumbotron!
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Whenever I talk with someone about their lack of discipline, they inevitably reveal that they treat themselves like shit. And I ask them, if you were training any other mammal, what would you expect? Would you beat a dog and expect it to happily obey? Mastery requires love.
Lack of discipline is the reason behind every single L I’ve taken in life
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in the last week, 2 of my songs got played on the biggest radio station in the country, my label debuted its star & opened a studio and I got 3 label cuts. I have 40 songs in a Netflix show coming soon. Oh, and on Wednesday, our bodies releases its debut EP… that’s why I’m MIA
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Shaq did this intentionally so kids can afford sneakers to wear. Sneaker culture gotta stop tryna make jokes outta this. Corny as fuck.
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imagine scrolling thru hundreds of snares here
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my younger brother just got out of 3 months of rehab and said they would only play kendrick’s new album in the common areas…one dude got so tired of squabble up he told them to send him back to jail
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Taylor Lana and Lorde all released underwhelming music this year and guess who wasn’t in the credits
jack antonoff apology form. start filling it out
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jack antonoff apology form. start filling it out
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PDA is a public good because when love is shared openly, it can help strangers believe again to witness love in the wild is to remember what life is for
more people should be recklessly in love in public
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“The Winner Takes It All” once again earned its BIGGEST DAY EVER on Spotify, with 884,576 streams yesterday!
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