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West Coast born, Nebraska raised || Depressed Yankees fan || Delusional Nebraska fan || Golf and gym addict || #RepBX #NYGiants #GBR🌽
Nebraska, USA
Joined January 2014
Been doing my part every game 🫡
BREAKING NEWS: I deeply regret to inform all of you that my original story HAD THE WRONG DATA FOR WISCONSIN. Here is the corrected alcohol sales chart, after talking with the school. Your ACTUAL LEADER (among my data) is NEBRASKA. Full story here: https://t.co/M5fFQPNegx
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Skattebo broken ankle last week and now Raiola broken leg this week??? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?
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Thank God I'm only 30 then
nooo babe I love that you’re celebrating halloween at 31, self-actualized adults scare me.
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I've been around lol
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Insane that these aren't their primaries....
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someone on that fuckass green bird team of beautiful men is dying for Cam Skattebo going down. I DONT CARE. FREE ME AND MY CRAYON EATING RUNNINGBACK.
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Average Lord of the Rings fan vs actual Game of Thrones author.
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Who the heck can read Tolkien and think it’s black-and-white?! Is Denethor all bad? Is Boromir?! Is Frodo all good? One of the central most important characters in the whole book is Gollum and he’s ambiguous as hell. Anyway Game of Thrones isn’t morally gray. It’s
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Having a “no kings” protest when you voted for the party that hand selected Kamala Harris to be their nominee without earning an actual vote… is peak irony
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