just bankrupted a mom and pop restaurant

RT @bradcarryvc: Amazing! Historians have uncovered a photograph of one of the earliest known investors in Uber. This photo was taken aroun….

interns.

I love seeing women suffer as much as the next guy, but by this logic OpenAI engineers should make $50k/yr.

RT @ace_puller: if they had just not reacted they would both still be happily married.

me and the Pakistani guy on Fiverr who does most of my job.

RT @netcapgirl: in this house jerome powell is a hero. was he wrong about inflation being transitory? yeah. but did he otherwise navigate o….

you beat 200 kids in your internship to get this job. you beat 2500 kids in your college class to get this internship. you beat 500 million sperm to be born. you were BORN to be a high-frequency trader.

men who make $120k love saying they make "six figures".

Good Evening, "Surf Lodge" was a 10 year sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

less podcasts, more rod casts. less angels, more anglers. less founders, more flounders.

any man under 6’ is a labubu.

so when the price of eggs goes up 10% you’re mad. but when Bitcoin goes up 10% you’re happy?. doesn’t make a lot of sense….

RT @gundotfun: intern is talking about whether $10M is enough to retire.

is there a name for this?

if the intern asks me one more fucking question I’m claiming him as a dependent.

when you run into the intern outside of work.

finance guy home decor:.- expensive whiskey for a “special occasion”.- guitar they don’t play.- gift from ex they can’t get over.- couch purchased by mom.

In 2005, I began to suspect that the booming U.S. housing market was actually an asset bubble inflated by high-risk loans. I created a new kind of financial instrument, called a credit default swap, in order to short the housing market. This trade profited $100 million for myself.

RT @ace_puller: Puller Strategy has acquired 200 units of Mango for ~$6000 at ~$30 per unit and has achieved a Nicotine Yield of 5% YTD 202….