low yield lucy
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Dave: "So let me get this straight, Michael. You started Cursor three years ago." Michael: "Yes, Dave." Dave: "And you just raised $900 million." Michael: "Correct." Dave: "At a $9.9 billion valuation." Michael: "That's right." Dave: "You're doing over $500 million in ARR."
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haha thanks for making those custom slack reactions man. I love how you think this office is a community and not a loose collection of mercenaries united only by a paycheck.
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PE guy I know tried to lift a girl up at a party and dropped her. bro is worried about the wrong carry.
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Elon Musk deserves to have his pay package approved by shareholders. He is the greatest entrepreneur of our lifetime and he constantly embodies the definition of "paid for performance." Most companies would be better off if their executives took a similar approach.
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bad news: all burner accounts named after a Manhattan neighborhood are being executed in Times Square tomorrow.
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this could have been you but you kept saying Brooklyn is “too far”
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of course every finance guy voted for Cuomo. they can relate to having a young, smart Indian guy take the job they feel they deserve for no reason.
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we already have free buses in this city. it’s called putting the Uber on the company card.
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PLEASE test your coke omg
JUST IN - Dick Cheney, the 46th vice president of U.S. has died aged 84.
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nooo babe I love that you’re celebrating halloween at 31, self-actualized adults scare me.
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when you ask your humanoid to refill your child's life-saving prescription and all you get is that AWS stare
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if you’re lucky, you’ll live 100 years humanity is 200,000 years old you have a .0005 chance of being alive right now and you get to live at the same time as The Spaniard
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Parents making me attend gambling rehab today Fuck it I’m setting the over/under on 11.5 gambling addicts in attendance And -110 odds the moderator is a chick over 40 Who wants to take some action?
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I’m going to a haunted house this weekend. it’s haunted by my great-aunt who refuses to die and let me inherit it.
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28-year-old men when the promoter says there’s a table available next to a group of wasian NYU girls.
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if I was in a Mr. Beast challenge where they killed me if I got pussy, I would wear this:
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Im not even kidding you my Uber driver said im to fat for her to drive me then she said she was gunna pull a gun on me WTF
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