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John Mueller

@johnofgoogle

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(Parody Account) Hey, I am John. An employee of Google. I talk about SEO for 14 years, but I did not rank even a single website.

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@johnofgoogle
John Mueller
1 year
One of the number 1 Google-based Infulencer.
@lilyraynyc
Lily Ray 😏
1 year
In case anyone missed this:
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John Mueller
1 year
@BowTiedWookie Have you or Gareth ever ranked any websites? It seems like both of you often criticize others without having produced much yourselves. The guy you’re talking about has 150 video testimonials—how many do you have?
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@johnofgoogle
John Mueller
2 years
There were similar tweets just after HCU, then people started to cry. While critisizing Google, try to follow smarter people.
@googlehonesty
Google Search Parody
2 years
The site reputation abuse update has now officially finished rolling out. Nothing changed. Please just continue to create helpful content for your readers and we'll continue not sending you any traffic. 😘😘
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@johnofgoogle
John Mueller
2 years
Anatomy of a SERP = 90% Reddit + 10% Forbes
@googlesearchc
Google Search Central
2 years
From how search crawls web pages to how search serves pages, @methode has explored #HowSearchWorks on YouTube. Join Gary for the final episode as he discusses the anatomy of a search result. → https://t.co/J3rdjn8Qnu #GoogleSearch
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John Mueller
2 years
Who de-indexed my website!
@TomekRudzki
Tomek Rudzki
2 years
.@JohnMu FYI, your website got completely deindexed in Google. It seems Google went crazy 😱 H/T @seb_skowron & @ziptiedev
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@mattdiggityseo
Matt Diggity
2 years
Google declared war on content websites. After the September Helpful Content update, it's crystal clear. The fact that there’s so much absolute garbage ranking for affiliate terms (parasite SEO sites, reddit, etc), it's like Google is saying “we’re fine with the SERPs being
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John Mueller
2 years
We have another great series of videos will keep you stalled.
@googlesearchc
Google Search Central
2 years
What is @methode planning for the Search Central YouTube channel? Be sure to subscribe and like and don’t miss the launch of #HowSearchWorks! Coming soon in Feb 2024! → https://t.co/xDxa9k6BsI
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John Mueller
2 years
Great content ranks (loudy part) with great links (silent part).
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John Mueller
2 years
A competitor can scrape your content, and get indexed faster. Thus, you do not need to worry about indexing your content by yourself, let other people do it for you.
@googlesearchc
Google Search Central
2 years
In this week’s episode of #AskGooglebot, @JohnMu answers whether there is a tool to trigger a re-indexing of an entire site for Google Search. Watch as John answers this question and offers best practices for updating important information on sites. → https://t.co/Lo4SIantEi
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@Jamie_IF
Jamie I.F.
2 years
There is a site that cloned my site, using my site's name in the title, and the design and content is literally the same - they've copied the entire site top to bottom They are ranking for this competitive affiliate keyword currently in the 40th position This is OUTRAGEOUS We
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John Mueller
2 years
Did someone scrape your website and outrank you? It is because our algorithms are flawless!
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John Mueller
2 years
Google Proxies who attack me for this parody account are the people who won't even call John one time, once he stops working in Google. They are just after some Google-promotion. Yes, i mean you @MordyOberstein. You are a Google proxy for attention.
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@JohnSEOBerries
SEO: *runs translate*
2 years
@googlesearchc @JohnMu Does anybody actually look to these for any sort of help? This dude has been irrelevant for years and unhelpful at best. Mouth piecing for Google is just the shine on top of an already empty head.
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John Mueller
2 years
I added some E-E-A-T to my dinner, and it became tastier.
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John Mueller
2 years
This version is shorter, uses popular hashtags to increase visibility, and includes a question to encourage responses, making it more suitable for the fast-paced Twitter environment.
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John Mueller
2 years
🚀 Quality content is key! That's why sites like Quora & Reddit dominate SERPs right now. They're the hubs of top-notch EEAT content. 🌟 Do you agree? #SEO #QualityContent #EEAT 💬"
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John Mueller
2 years
Please be aware that using interstitials can negatively impact your website's #SEO. This is in line with Google's guidelines, which emphasize the importance of user experience. For a practical demonstration, open Google in Safari, you'll experience firsthand use of interstials.
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John Mueller
2 years
Happy New Year Everyone! Except those who are Google puppets and sheep!
@AndyBeard
Andy Beard
2 years
The SEO community doesn't need a parody account of John. He has been helping us for 15+ years at Google, and before that was an active part of the SEO community. Gsitecrawler is still out there and still works.
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@__ProudHindu__
Yogi for PM 🕉️🇮🇳❤️
2 years
@MordyOberstein He's a joke.
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@JohnWardHere
John Ward
2 years
@MordyOberstein Kind? 😂
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