John/Elle
@johnnmmacleod
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Chef pairs, Skating pairs, Sass pairs (lol) & Daddy Daughter!! :)
Whiterock
Joined February 2011
Thank you Northern Ireland for making my sat night a wee bit easier for a change #GAWA
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SAVE money on expensive pedometers by simply asking Sting how many steps you've done. (via @bertnews)
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Enjoying a day off. Gardens @NTmountstewart then drinks @daft_eddys :) #positiveni
http://t.co/ZRHGStH3PC
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WANT to live like a rock star, having your name screamed, your clothes pulled, feeling like you're on drugs? Simply have kids. @custardytart
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TELECOMS ENGINEERS. Pretend you're a rookie detective attending a grisly murder by vomiting outside of your little tent. @Johnny_Two_Dogs
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Hope my wee run around doesn't get half inched. Just off for a wee coke. http://t.co/DeV9m5GNhR
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@markbegley83 Monday Tuesday like nothing you've ever seen, cars all the way to car park and lightship! Thought the Pope had turned up!
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