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@Johnny_Two_Dogs
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#TrumpTariffs #trumpChickenedOut what scaredy-cat 😂’mobile phones are exempt’ week on week this will get watered down. Idiot.🐔
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Not much point rinsing the recyclables now I guess… #Trump2024
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Back to relying on #trump ’s appalling cardiovascular health as a glimmer of hope.
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Things cost too much. Is the why. What a mess. Putin will be chuffed.
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Good for UK political podcast listener figures after the tory psychodrama ended.
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Thats a #supermoon - no 4AM crap. Turns up at reasonable hour in clear skies. Hats off to you Moon. 🌙
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i reckon the best thing to do about a protester at #LabourConference is ask them on stage, give them a minute or so to say their bit, ask them if they’re done, would they please leave quietly.
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Dear world, there is no way to make a normal pager explode, even if you ran a program to over load it, the pagers were certainly implanted with c4.
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These would-be assassins need a PR consultant. All this has done is detract from the petulant #IHateTaylorSwift post. #trumpassassinationattempt2
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Thanks to João Vítor Duarte for making this photo available on @unsplash 🎁
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A recycled paper texture. – Download this photo by João Vítor Duarte on Unsplash
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‘Ticketmaster are evil. Oasis have screwed the fans’ ’Yay! I’m in the ballot for the extra gigs!!” 🤞
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