Human Hatstand
@johnnieego
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Marketing, Creativity, Loyalty, Mental Health & Hat. Never forgot about Dre. Exactly the RIGHT kind of idiot. Manbassador & Fractional CMO. ░B░l░N░S░I░N░B░I░O
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Joined December 2008
I am hosting The Magic of Selling the Right Thing, at the Right Time, to the Right People. Sign up now to join me and Storm on 10th September! via @LumaHQ.
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Look. At. You. You've only gone and done it. Solved the most complex problem businesses face - and you've done it with AI. You've got that “first mover…
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Decided to outsource cleaning the bog after my morning shit by going out for a coffee. Hard* recommend. * more squishy but solid to be fair. How’s your morning going?.
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You know when you don’t like a type of wine, but figure you’ll give it another go but buy a really shit cheap one. Goodbye forever Chardonnay. Probably shouldn’t have bought the Jam Shed from Aldi, but there we are.
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What's wrong with you people? Get a fucking dog or something.
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Underrated tweet 👌.
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Journalists, reduce your carbon footprint by not saying that the fan who died at an Oasis concert was a man in his 40s.
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RT @dereklwalker: "Creativity is an unfair advantage. Take that advantage or watch someone beat you to it." - @johnnieego . Some of y'all s….
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The chicken salad in my local Wimpy is the most loveless thing since my failed marriage.
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Worst Jet2 ad yet.
I hate seeing this. Rishi is not ethnically English, but he’s fully assimilated to English culture. He speaks like any English gentleman, the only difference is skin colour, and people who make a cult like fetish of skin colour are retarded
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Cool, cool. Nothing to see here. Radioactive wasp nest found at old US nuclear weapons site
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The nest with 10 times more radiation than permitted was found at a facility that once produced parts for US nuclear weapons.
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Watch me and Amy chat shit whilst cooking chana masala live on @UnicornChefLive tonight at 6:30 BST on YT: and on Twitch:
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Bwahahaha. Just heard that somebody who clearly doesn't understand marketing and needs it isn't keen on working with me because they feel my website indicates to their tiny brain that I don't understand marketing. Bullet dodged.
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Coca-Cola & Jenni's Distinctive Assets Grid.From Bin Juice Episode 20, we explore fame, uniqueness, and how Coca-Cola uses recognisable brand assets. #DistinctiveAssets #MarketingTips #BinJuice
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CEASE AND DESIST, MARCEL
Marcel in a tutu on a steak? . Just one of the many hilarious images generated by one of you. A small reminder that you can win a 3D printed Marcel toy, just head over to the generator and generate the funniest, weirdest image, and share on social media or with me directly. 🧵
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Stand Out: Make Your Business Memorable and Succeed.From Bin Juice Episode 20, we show you how to make your business stand out, to be distinctive and memorable, helping you achieve better business results. #BinJuice #BrandBuilding #DistinctiveAssets
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The Truth Behind The Bins: How a Photo Series Went Viral.#MarketingTwitter #DistinctiveAssets #BinJuice
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