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I yelled at my son - overacted cause I had a bad day - he went to bed crying! The next morning, he came to my room:
Me: smiles. Go...
Him: don’t say good morning until you apologize to me. You yelled at me and I had a bad night
Me: forgive me baby, no excuse. I was badly behaved
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My 9 year old just asked me to get him water on my way back from the kitchen…
The Nigerian mom in me wanted to knock his head but I had to ask myself why it’s a problem?!! I was on my way there and coming back to the living room and he asked nicely
Sigh he’s it drinking sha
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The Nigerian mother in me wanted to yell again because parents are always right. lol
But I’ve never been more proud of him for articulating his feelings and holding me accountable!
He forgave me sha, I begged for a few minutes and snuck in some cuddles lol
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Lmao the dining room scene was shot in my parents’ house
So basically, Tems and I are very good friends
Little did we know that we had Tem’s mum on our tv screens from way back 😳😳
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I want disgusting levels of romance for Valentine’s Day this year; this is the year we will celebrate it! I’ve changed my views, life is short!
I know you’re lurking, this is your notice
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I’ll never forget when my boss asked me (only non-white person in the office) to make tea for a client. I said ‘I’ve never made tea a day in my life and I don’t really do manual labor.”
He said oh let me show you how, and I said well now that you’re here… you can make it 👀
I read something about how the whole brunt of housework falling on women's shoulders thing even happens in the workplace, and it's so true
Women are more likely to wipe things up in the breakroom/pantry, make sure that coffee is prepared, arrange chairs properly, etc
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Having someone give it all up for you is scary sha...
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I don’t think men deserve nice things. Be wicked to them until they prove they deserve some nice treatment. Thanks!
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Reading ‘giraffes can’t dance’ to my son(s). Last line says ‘we all can dance, when we find music that we love.’
My son looks at me and says ‘mommy you’re the music that I love’
❤️❤️❤️
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My child is a whole clown. I tried on a dress and asked him how I look - he got on his knees and bowed 3x - wow mommy, you’re beautiful.... 😂
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The way ‘authority’ operates in Nigeria stems from our culture.
From the fact that an aunty on the street can beat you, to seniors and teachers in school torturing us... of course the soldier can remove his belt and whip someone because ‘no respect’
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It’s amazing what women accept in the name of relationship sha. Cause if a friend did this; she’ll be cut off with the quickness. That girl will marry him and that’s that!
So much grace for lovers; not enough for friends
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The folk calling my son disrespectful for saying I should say good morning till I apologize. He wasn’t having a good morning because of me, there was nothing disrespectful there. Look you guys can create a fearful home for your children if you like. Not here, not ever
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Ok just a snippet of what I received last night!!!! 🥰😍
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This is THIRTY SIX!!!! Thank you God for this time ❤️
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But he was a star athlete... I’m sure a QB in high school was NOT getting bullied! People just call him corny cause he openly loves his wife and his bonus son. And there are no cheating rumors and he’s not sipping lean all day. Get it together boys 🤷🏾♀️
Niggas be hating on Russell Wilson because he’s the type of nigga they bullied in school that now has their dream job and girl. Lol
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“If you are silent about your pain, they’ll kill you and say you enjoyed it.”
Zora Neale Hurston
I take this SO seriously
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Whether or not you people like it there are LGBTQ folk in Nigeria and they deserve and WILL get the same rights we are all fighting for!
Fighting against oppression only to turn around and oppress others!!!
GEDDIFOKOUT
#EndSARS
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The older I get, the more I think we need to just let everyone rock and do what makes them happy! As long as others aren’t hurt; please enjoy! This whole thing ends one day and no one knows when soooo... ROCK IT OUT BISHES
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I’m getting congrats on 10 years of marriage and that’s great and all. but when I look at the pics; I’m SO happy and proud that all the girls around me that week are STILL my best friends. 💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾
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Every 2 years, both parties should sit and decide if they want to continue or nah 🤷🏾♀️ no hard feelings. Forever is too long 😝
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@BlessingsDigha
It’s tough o jare cause as close as I was to my parents; I won’t have sent them message lol
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Did I mention that ya girl is a DIRECTOR Of a BOARD somewhere???
Ok 2 boards - but one is nepotism lol....
I just keep pinching myself; how do I act at the first meeting? It’s so grown up BUT I’m a 13 year old in my mind!
My daddy would’ve been so proud.
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Ok I’ve been asked a few times... so here you go!
🥰🥰🥰
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When I dress up to go out...
Baby fava: you look nice babe
My 8 year old: WOW MOMMY!!! I hope you’re not taking uber. I better see a limousine outside picking you up. You are more beautiful than any flower on earth. I’m so lucky I get to witness your beauty...
That child 🤎
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@MsAdaO
We were all shocked that day. A ‘cousin’ approved production without asking us… I came home from school like waaaaa?! 😂
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So bored of everyone judging people’s social media use, challenges, bread making sef!!! We are all going through this mad thing so let people cope how they want
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At my first board meeting and my baby tried to take off my wig as I was introducing myself! God help me
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@ezeobi_c
Thx sis. He already makes me happy! When he was 4, he told some guy ‘I don’t like how you’re speaking to my mom, all angry’ lol. I’ve always spoken to him like a real person.
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One of my favorite and easiest ways to help people. I just got my 3rd call since I downloaded the app. A blind or visually challenged person video calls through the app and you help them with things as simple as reading a letter or a soup can over the phone.
@BeMyEyes
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And we are taught from an early age to ‘respect’ no matter what. And bear it all with the promise that one day it will be our turn to get that ‘respect’
We need an overhaul in our minds too
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Excited as I am, I’m in an emotional state at the thought of my baby starting school tomorrow!
For 2 years, he’s been by my side non stop… my gum body
God please surround him, his teachers and other kids. Daycare please be good to the light of my life 🙏🏾❤️
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I can see that a lot of you had your parents as your first bully(ies)... damn! I feel for you all that want to continue that toxic cycle. 🤷🏾♀️
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I still haven’t forgiven the girl who asked me where my baby was. It was my first real outing post birth... the kid was 5 months; my friends were in NY from Lagos and I went to a club. I’m like it’s midnight, WHERE else should he be? He’s at home with his dad.
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I birthed both my kids with no meds not cause I’m ‘strong af’ but because the needle scares me. Now I can tell you for free, there’s no trophy/medal at the end. No matter how you birth, everyone just wants to be healthy enough to take a healthy baby home. Also don’t shame women
I knew i was strong af during labor cause yall know all natural no meds. First baby. And i was fr Like damn... either i am super human strong or folks are weak as hell. Screaming & crying and all that carrying on. Just have your baby. Shit does NOT hurt that bad. Folks be wellin
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Is there a night club for pregnant ladies. Mock tails, beds, food, dessert, closes at 9pm?!
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But check my helper; he refused to leave the kitchen while I peeled the beans. While he peeled, he thanked me for teaching him about life; about speaking positivity into your life. Yes, I cried. My son is 💯👌🏾❤️
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So glad some are being more honest about parenting. When I had my son, I was expecting to feel this all encompassing love but it took me a few weeks. I didn’t have negative feelings but I was indifferent. There’s nothing wrong with it. Everyone is different
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Ugh can BEYONCÉ just have her time?! Stop comparing her to MJ... she isn’t the female MJ, she is BEYONCÈ. She is a legend all on her own, she doesn’t need a damn qualifier
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@ThumpSum4
@simplienatural
@SunnyDeeNette
@reiraluvv
@jiggyjayy2
Lmao my son starts to cry when we get too excited... they’re haters
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I have to remind myself that things happened this year. Being pregnant/depressed made me feel like I was stuck in a hole BUT I moved up from senior manager of retention to ‘Director of Acquisition’ at work. I gave birth to a yummy baby, call me ‘mama Boys’... things happened!!!
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My sister always said ‘he swept you off your feet? Awesome! But land first, on both feet before you make any lasting decisions’
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@JenniferRoseNYC
Likeeeee!!! I’ve been married 15 years and I’m certainly not the same person I was that day.
Luckily we’re still holding on and enjoying our new selves but it’s VERY easy to not recognize yourself and your partner
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I ordered 2 cases of water and as I’m carrying them up the stairs at the sane time, my son says ‘wow mommy you’re so strong!’
My mom: my daughter isn’t strong o, don’t kill her for me lol
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Holding a phone to my ear, has to be among my least favorite things to do
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I had a conversation with my son about periods and the nasty side effects of pregnancy. That little boy clasped his hands and thanked Jesus that he is a boy lol
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My son is becoming quite the artist! He draws day and night. Had to buy him a little lamp in his room cause he gets ‘inspired right before bed.’ And his aunty
@kemiadetiba
bought him all his tools. he’s gotten sooo much better in the last month too.
#practicemakesperfect
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@EniolaHu
@DoreenGLM
My best part is she was trying to be delicate with her words. She really could’ve been more rude about it!
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@jojosilla
He was having brain touch… he now said we all have to pitch in. I said I’m happy to pitch in with regular work stuff but not this sir 😂
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Ya girl is thirty five!!! So shook by this big age but SO grateful! Thankful to have life and health and the most amazing family and friends!!!
#internationalnosaday
#nostober
#nostobersveryown
#thirtySTILLfinne
#libraseason
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‘Mommy, you’re so beautiful. I feel like I need to be punished for not telling you everyday! Wow I’m so lucky I get to see you all the time.’
My son = everything ❤️
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‘Mommy, I wish you were God.
‘Why, kid?’
‘Because you’re so good at this mom thing, you deserve to be God’
‘Kid, that’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever said to me but I don’t want to be struck down. Being your mom is more than enough for me.’
My son is everything!
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@himzelwashingtn
@brownandbella
@icebait316
The kinda people who think the strippers really like ‘em cause they’re fine 🤷🏾♀️
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Where are his glasses? He can’t see without his glasses 😭😭😭😭
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I hope Daenerys dies a gruesome death. She’s SO annoying
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My parents: Their creation:
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@ozzyetomi
Amen! Divorce can be a life saver. Pls everything in life should have an out. Don’t get married flippantly but don’t ‘do or die’ there either.
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@ozzyetomi
I always tell my son that he has to greet everyone politely but he doesn’t have to hug or touch/be touched if he doesn’t want!! People get so offended
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I get that some parents are irredeemable but people on here act like parents aren’t people too! We do some effed up things because as you’re raising other people, you’re still trying to handle your own life... and as ‘ready’ as you are for kids, you’re NEVER truly ready
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@hereforbantz
Interesting! I also blame the father; you shouldn’t breed with someone that fetishizes you. And he should also do his part to erase/balance her nonsense. She probably doesn’t think she’s racist because she married a black man!
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@HoodSocialism
A teacher at my son’s pre-k kept calling him Romeo. And when I asked her why, she said cause he’s such a flirt and going to be popular with the ladies. I’m like WHY are you sexualizing my 3 year old? Please stop. She made a face like I was overreacting but I was ready for war
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That I have to be more responsible for my children than their dad ...
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@NinjaTHaii
@arrtnem
@MrsJellySantos
Nope! It’s called girls night out, spa days, vacations, a walk alone, getting your nails done.
These robot expectations yall have for mothers is insane! While I personally wouldn’t do it, quit shaming parents that don’t have other support.
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The fact that my children will eventually feel the pain of losing me makes me inconsolable
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My first born is unbelievable! Such a fantastic person, what a gift of a human 🤎
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Nigerians are awake! I’m so excited and in awe 🙏🏾🥳🥳🥳
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‘I can’t imagine life without my kids’
Uhm actually I can and it would’ve been amazing. But it’s also pretty sweet now; my munchkins see amazing
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