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A kid I work with and I were talking Slipknot, Linkin Park, Coheed & Cambria, etc. He said something along the lines of "I may be young, but I know some history" and that made me feel like an old guy in a funny way.

The rather interesting 1968 video most have never seen…

People are disturbed by her non-obsequious attitude. The interviewer is pleading with her body language and tone to grovel and she does not grovel. Practice this posture daily and you will not lose even when things get bad.

I think what people are going to remember most about No Kings are people in costumes and images of Donald Trump wearing a crown.

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I just thought of a good idea. Joxers. Kind of like jorts, but jorter.

Your group could get away with one major crime if your name was The Decepticons. After that everyone would realize you were The Decepticons.

Ancient urge unlocked

Guy at work trying to relate to the youth talking about Minecraft, but he's actually thinking of Minesweeper.

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My girlfriend doesn't understand much about grok. I told her I was coming over and she responded "Gronk, shave my legs"

This is the definitive rendition of our National Anthem. Whitney Houston didn’t just sing it—she made us feel it. Patriotism. Pride. Purpose. A moment that reminded us why we love this country. Happy Birthday, America. 🇺🇸

Our cheddar runs but these colors sure don’t

Play Along with "Old Things Don't Die (They Fly) - chord chart -

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Google is dead. No longer something I use. Just Grok.

I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind

Wondering if she'll need to speak to anyone.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

I’m just thankful The Pope was alive long enough to see Katy Perry land on the moon