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Seperated. Celtic F.C Fan. Southside of Glasgow is my home and my Bhoys are my life. I hate Racism, Homophobia, Transphobia & anti-Semitism.
Glasgow Scotland
Joined May 2011
Might take this to @dragonjones @BBCDragonsDen @DeborahMeaden @toukersuleyman @StevenBartlett #dragonsden
I've spotted a gap in the fried chicken market. I'm going to open a chain of restaurants/take aways, guaranteed to beat the competition on price. My secret? Only use one legged chickens to keep initial costs down. I shall name it "McCann's Lame Grilled Chicken"
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WOW!! โค
First night in Salt Lake City last night was boss ๐ you know how to party huh. Same again tonight. See you lot at 8pm mwah mwah xx #northernsoul
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If I ever get another partner (not likely TBH), I wonder if they'll buy the "I went skiing" excuse
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I've spotted a gap in the fried chicken market. I'm going to open a chain of restaurants/take aways, guaranteed to beat the competition on price. My secret? Only use one legged chickens to keep initial costs down. I shall name it "McCann's Lame Grilled Chicken"
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Why is a Gent's loo one of the most emotional places? Very rarely a dry eye to be found
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Who remembers the classic CHOOOON from Boyband Five called "When the Lights Go Out"? Can't go wrong with lyrics like: "Baby, when the lights go out (uh, yeah) I'll show you how to stick 50p in the meter" #Five
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Apparently his fringe is to take over as interim manager for now #RussellMartin #RangersFC #Rangers #SPL
๐จ BREAKING Rangers have sacked head coach Russell Martin after 123 days in charge.
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BREAKING: Sky Sports News understands that Rangers manager Russell Martin will be sacked, with an official announcement expected from the club on Monday morning ๐จ
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Loads of new murals that appeared at Ibrox Stadium have been put down to #Rangers unprecedented drawing skills #Falkirk #RussellMartin #RangersFC #FALRAN #CelticFC #Celtic #CELMOT #SPL
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I actually think Russell Martin is somehow trying to audition to be the presenter of a revamped version of the TV show "Win, Lose or Draw", to be called "Draw, Lose or Draw" #FALRAN #RangersFC #Rangers #RusselMartin #SPL #SkySports
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Oh aye, and DON'T harass/moan at/berate/blame the staff if there are delays/cancellations, it's NOT their fault #benice
๐ข If you're travelling tomorrow, most services are running but be sure to have a wee read of the thread below and check your journey on the app for the latest service information. ๐
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On the #BonnieBlue #BangBus can you buy an "All Day", "Return", "Weekly" etc? Asking for a friend
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Public Information Announcement: This sign is a LIE!!! I had just taken off my other sock and was about to soak myself and wee Rubber Duckie when I was unceremoniously huckled into the back of a Police Van ๐คฌ
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It was so cool, it automatically made the top ten "TV Themes Taped To A Cassette" list. That's how cool ๐คฃ
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A successful Rangers Manager??? #Europa
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That's the last time I visit a Zoo. As soon as I got in, a wee primate starting throwing it's ๐ฉ in my direction whilst jumping about and screaming. Long and short of it, I'm due in court charged with spanking the monkey ๐คฌ
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