john puppyfan
@john_islesfan
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36 he/him - ADHD IT NERD - hockey, dog photos, books, games married dog dad "the most millennial millennial to ever millennial" - @suchnerve
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Joined October 2014
I don't have the mental or emotional fortitude to vet 1000 new followers so follow backs will happen as God intended: unlikely evolution in a hostile environment through survival of the fittest
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Just got a side and beard cleanup Mohawk is still there, just slicked back.
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The hockey jersey in question
I just had to chase 30-40 geese off the road because they wouldn't move. I had to put on my hazards get out... was wearing a hockey jersey and made my arms all big and started flapping them and running at them to get them out of the road Whoever got to witness this 🫡
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I just had to chase 30-40 geese off the road because they wouldn't move. I had to put on my hazards get out... was wearing a hockey jersey and made my arms all big and started flapping them and running at them to get them out of the road Whoever got to witness this 🫡
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maybe... the isles PP sucks because we don't have a good enough roster......
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"I'm watching this flamingo trying to fuck these two ducks that are already fucking" - Sam on her tiktok adventures.
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Accidentally wore one of my wife's t shirts today. It's a crop top for me.
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Why do we have to deal with this? Shall I point out *again* that my "female body" is 100% incapable of bearing children without assistance & I would have died without medical intervention for the pregnancies I've had? Fuck this ignorant bullshit, I'm so TIRED of it! 🙄
@AbortionChat Female bodies are designed for pregnancy. It's just a fact. Lmao.
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NEED ONE ASAP
Obviously I got a shipment of stuff AFTER I left, but these stickers will still be a fun addition to my signing table at the end of the month!
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Part 2 is up! Amara demands answers following the rebels' capture, but gets none. Even when the Federation's leader demands she, specifically, is brought to him. 👀
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Just started singing this one too, got a show the 25th, gotta haul ass
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