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Joe Davies

@joeyDavies

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Hi I'm Joe, I'm funny ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Joined October 2009
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@joeyDavies
Joe Davies
1 year
Come on people.... Get me to Glastonbury to see me old Dad...
@amateuradam
Adam Kay
1 year
Can you help @joeyDavies see his dad perform at Glasto?
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@joeyDavies
Joe Davies
1 year
Come on people.... Get me to Glastonbury to see me old Dad...
@amateuradam
Adam Kay
1 year
Can you help @joeyDavies see his dad perform at Glasto?
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@GaryLineker
Gary Lineker
3 years
@PennyMordaunt Thank you for mentioning me in your clumsy analogy. Iโ€™m just happy to have been better in the 6 yard box than you are at the dispatch box. Best wishes.
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@joeyDavies
Joe Davies
3 years
Fair play
@KayBurley
Kay Burley
3 years
โ€œBoris Johnson has deliberately surrounded himself with third-rate and fourth-rate peopleโ€ฆโ€ Former No 10 Director of Communications Alastair Campbell doesnโ€™t hold back #KayBurley @campbellclaret JP
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@joeyDavies
Joe Davies
3 years
Lovely fella our PM... If you vote for this guy you need your head examined...
@ByDonkeys
Led By Donkeys
3 years
Message to Tory MPs. This is who you're voting on.
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@WestHam
West Ham United
3 years
๐Ÿฆ @_JarrodBowen
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Joe Davies
3 years
https://t.co/rXO7ZIZPxR One word "cocaine"
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Joe Davies
4 years
Just posted a photo @ Doรฑa
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@RClyfan
Robin Clyfan
4 years
**New video** ENGLAND FC VS LITTLE ENGLAND Live from Wembleyโ€ฆ โšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ #football #istandwithrashford #ThreeLions #TakingTheKnee #EURO2020 #football #southgateyouretheone #comedy #England #englandfans
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@joeyDavies
Joe Davies
4 years
Vile cretin.... People need to speak more, especially men, don't just say nothing or turn a blind eye..... This happens far too much, big love to all effected by this turd โค๏ธ
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@CaptainCreps
Captain Creps - Sneaker Deals UK
5 years
โšกWe're giving away the Air Max 90 'Infrared' for FREE!โšก On the 10th of April we announce the winner. To Enter: 1. Follow: @CaptainCreps & @CaptainThreads 2. Tag a friend & comment your size below 3. Like & #retweet this post #nike #airmax90 #competition
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@joeyDavies
Joe Davies
5 years
"who wants cake" its my birthday
@LEMONCOMEDY
MelonComedy.com ๐Ÿ‰
5 years
๐ŸŽถ Happy birthday to you ๐ŸŽถ ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŽ‚ #cake #meloncomedy Check out Melon Comedy's latest sketch: https://t.co/T5aFPWWmJl
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@MartinSLewis
Martin Lewis
5 years
Renter in London? New tool lets you check if your landlord is correctly licenced (if not you could be due a year's rent back)... https://t.co/1guesPhPc3 Feel free to share with anyone it's relevant to.
moneysavingexpert.com
Tenants in London can now use a new tool to check whether their landlords need to license their homes โ€“ and some could be owed ยฃ1,000s in rent refunds if their landlord doesn't have the right...
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@joelycett
Joe Lycett
5 years
hi guys. so @realDonaldTrump is in the white house constantly searching twitter atmo and for a laugh iโ€™d love to manipulate the algorithm so he sees this pic of mick hucknall pls retweet #biden #trump #USElectionResults2020 #VoteForTrump #TrumpMeltdown #Trump2020
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Joe Lycett
5 years
I think this tweet did it
@joelycett
Joe Lycett
5 years
hi guys. so @realDonaldTrump is in the white house constantly searching twitter atmo and for a laugh iโ€™d love to manipulate the algorithm so he sees this pic of mick hucknall pls retweet #biden #trump #USElectionResults2020 #VoteForTrump #TrumpMeltdown #Trump2020
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@joeyDavies
Joe Davies
5 years
"yeah.....and you've got a tiny dick....what's your point? Stop throwing stones at people in glass houses you asshole...."
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Joe Davies
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@joeyDavies
Joe Davies
5 years
I really think my greatest achievement of lockdown is the amount of pubic hair ive grown
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@joeyDavies
Joe Davies
5 years
Cum ming
@RClyfan
Robin Clyfan
5 years
DIAGNOSIS LIAR? Body Language Expert destroys Cummings' defence with shocking new video evidence!! Directed by @tomkentTV Enjoy ;) #comedy #character #DominicCummngs #dailybriefings #CummingsAffair #CumGate #sackcummimgs #SongsForDominic #LauraKuenssberg #BorisJohnson
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@joeyDavies
Joe Davies
5 years
This was lovely to be part of and it's going out on Sunday, tune in it will be lovely x
@LoreleiMathias
Lorelei Mathias Author/Comedian/AuDHDer
5 years
Busy this Sunday? Come to a premiere of our Ed TV Fest nominated comedy pilot! Soon to be streaming on an indie comedy channel near you - but before it disappears behind the paywall, we're putting it out for free to say thanks for your support 'til now :) https://t.co/TI6OPX2J2d
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