Joel Hammond
@joelhammond
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Ernie Clement has 29 hits this postseason. Austin Hedges had 25 hits in the regular season.
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As if the Browns being terrible isn’t bad enough, their radio pxp guy is brutal. His fourth quarter diatribe about Patrick Queen was ridiculous, as was his subsequent talking over his partners whe they pushed back on him.
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I’d argue last week’s crowds during the push are more of a testament to the club’s support than the crowds coming up short this week. Don’t freak out because of the takes.
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There are going to be attendance takes this week. Before you go nuts: 1. Playoff on-sales usually start 3-4 weeks ahead, if not more, if team is in position 2. 1PM game on 2 days notice is impossible 3. MLB sets prices, and they’re high Confluence of factors screws CLE
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“There’s a 40-car pileup in my heart”
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Guardians have won 6 in a row and are making a crazy, impressive, amazing push for a playoff spot. This is the first time their X account posted original content during tonight’s game — after a hit with 2 out in the ninth. Perplexing.
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Bowling Green is low key one of the best college towns in the MAC. Skyrocketing enrollment, unique facilities, knowledgeable fans and a community built around the college. 📈
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That of course is the legend @theruleofbull on the call.
With Urban Meyer returning to the BGSU campus this week … no better excuse to break out this absolute gem again: Nov. 17, 2001 | Evanston, Ill. BGSU — 43 Northwestern — 42 Falcons outscore NW 29-14 in 4th. Score TD w/ 39 seconds left & Urban runs a reverse for 2 for the win.
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We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch. We had Circus Circus. We had the Tropicana and the Excalibur. We had cheap slots, 24-hour wedding chapels, all-you-can eat buffets, shrimp cocktails on the house. You could have shut your mouth, kept the city affordable for
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This dude decided to retire rather than play for an organization that hired an influencer to fall into a lake during a helmet reveal. Amazing.
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Oh my god. It’s worse. They hired an influencer (Ross Smith) to do it. Truly, unbelievably, pathetic.
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The Browns not only paid Pat McAfee to reveal their new (shitty) helmet, but they staged one of their staffers falling into the lake to draw more attention to it. (Absolutely a fact.) The most pathetic franchise on planet Earth.
Someone fell off the raft when the Browns did the helmet reveal. I just can’t 😂😂
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the state of Ohio, including me technically, just gave these criminals $600 million. idiots, the lot of us.
Columbus Crew co-owner Dee Haslam snapped up a beachfront Palm Beach mansion for $25 million.
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Jose is legit playing hurt, and none of his teammates did a fucking thing to defend him when he got hit by Gausman. What a pathetic team.
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Austin Hedges is the biggest con man on Earth, and Terry Francona is an accomplice. Hedges’ job — managing pitchers, a clubhouse presence — is the manager’s job. Terry Francona didn’t want to do it, and thus CLE spends 4% of its shitty payroll on a .100 hitter. Pathetic.
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Steven Kwan, one of the best hitters in the AL: tries to bunt his way on, bunts right back to the pitcher, a truly terrible decision Rick Manning: “right idea”
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Every now and then I allow myself to get sucked into a 2016 Indians YouTube highlight rabbit hole. This was it. Up 3-1. Up 1-0 in G5. Sitting in the Wrigley press box. We were going to win the World Freaking Series.
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The world needs to see this. Met this guy at the bar on Saturday. Ball knowers find ball knowers telepathically. An hour later we exchanged numbers. Now we’ve been tossing names back and forth all week and saying where they went. I know you’re here somewhere brother
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