Joel Breuklander
@joelbreuklander
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writing sometimes. NYC.
Joined February 2010
Just so you know, Not responding to my DMs is emotional abuse. Not thinking I'm hot is emotional abuse. Not liking my tweets is emotional abuse. If you do this, you are an abuser.
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Pelosi and Clyburn making 11th hour robo-calls for an anti-abortion candidate with an A rating from the NRA on the day of a horrific mass shooting as Roe is about to be overturned is an absolutely perfect summary of Democratic Party leadership
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“obsessed with these vibes” i say entering a situation so wretched and foul
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you’re telling me a cis teen built this chapel?
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Listening to The Daily from California feels like listening to the BBC from New York Lots of big problems, glad they're not mine
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Not very realistic that rain becomes white and flaky below a random temperature
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Please don’t make fun of me guys or I will have a very depressing lonely night but what does 4K means ?
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Warren *Gamaliel* Harding says hello
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I'm also in love with martin shkreli. I'm in love w/ how hot he is
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Randy tomorrow, on the Williamsburg Bridge:
Randy Rainbow blocking every Brooklyn comedian because of me is the highlight of my career.
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Do you ever think about how much your phone could accomplish if you weren’t holding it back
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Remember me like this: at Dia Beacon, slowly rolling the Mario Herz exhibit into one of the Michael Heizer holes
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Lololol here you go, working parents. Here’s your prize
Can’t let this get lost: the next US Secretary of State @ABlinken is a new dad. It will be inspiring for working parents everywhere to see America’s top diplomat in action as he also helps raise two toddlers. Thanks to Tony & the incomparable Evan Ryan for their family sacrifice.
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