Joseph Carpenter 🇺🇸
@joecarpenter678
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(Insert generic single white male bio here) also a zelda nerd and auto mechanic.
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The government dosent "create" jobs. Business owners and citizens create the jobs. All you do is take your cut from our checks.
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@lilkorok
My least favorite part is the yiga clan guys that show up everywhere when you just want a peaceful day searching for koroks lol.
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Say his name. James Gordon Meek. An investigative reporter looking into corruption in the FBI, gets raided by the FBI in April and no one has heard or seen him since. This is our first amendment under attack friends. We cannot ignore this.
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Who knows how to drive a car with a manual transmission?
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@lilkorok
Even though they were easy to beat late game, I would say the guardians in botw. I can still hear the music from when they lock on to you.
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I get retweeted so little that if you do we are basically in a relationship now
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@dbongino
We saw the difference in turnout for the candidates. How is this election even close? I'm baffled.
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"I'm leaving here in about 6 hours. If the prosecutor isn't fired you're not getting the billion dollars" direct quote from former vice president Biden. In Ukraine! The prosecutor was investigating burisma and Hunter Biden.
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Picked up tickets to see
@LandauDave
at the funny bone, Columbus Ohio on the 24th. Ahoy buddy. See you there.
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I saw a canoo van in marysville ohio! I didn't even know they were out already.
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Constitutional carry passed in Ohio yesterday. We are the 23rd state to pass it. At least one thing is going in the right direction with this country. We will need to carry for defense against a tyrannical government.
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More proof that the women on Twitter are way funnier. I literally snorted when I read this!
I went to unscrew the gas cap, & the gas pump, I mean the PIMP, said “no, bitch, do it slowly, you know how I like it” 💀 da Fuck is going on yall?
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@MrsLadyValkyrie
@AngryDwarf086
@Loserweeb64
I think he didn't have a companion to show how alone link was in his quest. A strange new world all alone. I was intimidated by the size of the map at first. Love botw.
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I want to thank the person that bought my coffee this morning. They were in the drive thru line ahead of me. There are still nice people in this world.
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Decided to leave work early. No real reason, just done with today.
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@catturd2
@rlockrocks
We have homeless veterans that deserve that money a lot more than Ukraine. It's all money laundering by the dems. I guarantee not one Ukrainian citizen has seen a dime of that money.
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At cheesecake factory in Columbus Ohio for my daughter's birthday. This is Easton town center. Pretty cool.
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If youve ever wondered how easy it is to blow through $100 of ammo at the gun range, just load up 4, 33 round magazines lol.
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Every single person on the January 6th committee needs to be impeached and removed from office immediately!
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Got my daughter's car fixed and saw this awesome sunset tonight.
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Good morning Twitter friends. Today we wake up in a country where if you are the political opposition they will release your personal tax returns. How is this even legal? Also, how much of our tax dollars are we going to let them send to Ukraine? The war will never end.
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@MarkStal88
@jason_meister
@JoeBiden
They want to override state voting laws. It's disgusting and never should have been introduced.
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Is it possible to have too many sockets? I didn't think so lol.
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Good morning Twitter friends. Starting today with this jeep. It has a slow leak in a tire. Can you see why?
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All the Wal-Mart stores in Portland, Oregon, are getting shut down due to excessive theft. How's that defund the police working for you? Idiots.
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Are we allowed to
#FJB
now without getting banned? Let's try another. The election was stolen. Hunters hard drive is real. Russia is not the enemy. What else?
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58 degrees here in Central Ohio today. Like a spring day.
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Hey,
@elonmusk
will you buy Google next so we can get fair and accurate search results from the biggest search engine in the world.
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Good morning Twitter friends. No work today. I slept in and am on my way to get coffee. Hope everyone has a great day.
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Fiends, our government has sent at least 100 billion dollars to Ukraine and now we are funding the pensions of Ukraines government and other social programs. All of this while our southern border has thousands of people illegally crossing every day.
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Merry Christmas Twitter friends. Here is a piece of original artwork by my niece, Jade Carpenter. She is an amazing artist.
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Good morning Twitter friends. Looks like central Ohio wasn't done with winter yet. Ugh lol.
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Dress warm friends. Or even better, just stay home. I made it to work but should have stayed home lol.
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Good morning Twitter friends. I woke up not feeling good today. Went and got my coffee but im back in bed now. I hope I feel better later. I want to go out tonight and socialize. I'll never meet a girl if I don't leave my house for anything but work.
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Looks like my dad got himself a new sign. I guess I'm obligated to say, check out country living with James Carpenter. On YouTube. Lol.
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Good morning, Twitter friends. Pretty cool sunrise this morning. Looked like a column of light going into the sky. Amazing!
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Good morning Twitter friends. I turned 41 today. I would have liked to sleep in but here I am up and awake.
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Am I the only mechanic that is so ocd, when I see this upside down dipstick, I have to fix it?
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Awesome central Ohio sunset and some unique shapes in the clouds.
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How many 10mm sockets does one mechanic need?
All of them 😆
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The only time I get to pretend I have a self driving car lol.
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Things I am thankful for. My mother and daughter. Breakfast at waffle house 😊
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Lexus is done. That was my last car of the day and I have a long weekend ahead. I'm off Monday. Have a happy new year friends.
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Mom brought me a milkshake as payment for fixing her car lol.
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I want reparations for having to live through a Joe Biden presidency.
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My baby girl will be 17 tomorrow. I am so proud of her.
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Question friends. Keep the grey? I mean, I'm not old enough for grey hair lol.
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Two years ago we were energy independent. Now we have 25 days if diesel fuel left and in the North East they are rationing home heating oil. WTF!?
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Fits like a glove. An OJ glove lol. Like if you are old enough to get the reference.
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I'm sick of Biden talking about the Putin price hike.
Putin didn't shut down the keystone xl pipeline.
Putin didn't print more dollars in the last few years than have ever been printed.
Putin didn't stop drilling on federal lands.
Putin doesn't control our southern border.
#FJB
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I'll have to make some adjustments as I start welding but here is the 66 mustang exhaust so far.
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Friends, it was a big night for me. I was installed as worshipful master of the marysville mason lodge for the year and was given a really sweet pin. Everyone in that picture is a good man that I'm proud to call brother.
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Sign is done. I'll have to stop by at night to get a pic with the lights on.
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How to quickly empty a 100 round box of ammo. These aren't factory glock mags but I've had zero problems with them so far. Bought them at rural king.
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We are supposed to believe this guy got 81 million votes. More than any other president in history?! What a joke.
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Good morning Twitter friends. No cars to work on today so I'm helping my dad clean and organize our other workshop. In the future this is where I'll be forging knives and swords.
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Finally got the part to fix my daughter's car. $91 brand new from the Nissan dealership. Not too bad.
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Got myself a birthday present. The new galaxy buds pro 2.
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Good morning Twitter friends. Do you like my 4th of July shirt?
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Help friends. A strange guy is trying to lure me into his truck.
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Off work early so I took a walk and grabbed a few pictures of marysville ohio today.
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Here is my brake line flaring tool. It makes a perfect flare every time. I use the tape to keep my fitting from sliding down the line.
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@JeremyDBoreing
Capacity at zero percent sounds like they have all of their beds open, not all beds full. Confusing.
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If you see tire wear that looks like this, you need the alignment checked.
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Waiting for our table. Very busy today. We have another car full of the rest of the family waiting too.
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My coworker must want to look for a new job. He has two cars in the shop and 2 more that need looked at, and he is still not here. This being late is happening too often. He just messaged me and said he has insomnia. He's 22 years old. WTF!
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Took these with my S22 ultra tonight. Was really hard to hold still at 100 times zoom and shivering in the cold lol.
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Good morning Twitter friends. Waiting in Tim Horton's drive thru for some coffee.
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Daughter and I are hanging out. Got some crumbl cookies. They look amazing.
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