Captain Jody. Prince of Riposte
@jodylee5
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Often annoying. Forthright liar. Sir Doob Lighter 4 #WonderTwinsInc Master plunger. Bs. in BS. Former Adml., now Captain in #smokefleet. I own a starship
Sundridge ON
Joined August 2011
If you're going to interact with me, this is how I feel.
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Post a pic YOU took no description
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What do you think my top 5 gifs reveal about me? (Shameless engagement bait)
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@janefkndoe @jodylee5 @PatrickLucien49 @NotChewsdayIsIt @shalomninja The type of men to turn a gay man straight.
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me, flirting
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@shalomninja @jodylee5 @CallMeK1123 @janefkndoe @NotChewsdayIsIt @damintoell @PatrickLucien49 LLLLLLEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FFFFOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN GGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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The Guy Who Appears On My Phone says Happy Belated Thanksgiving. He doesn’t know how to say that in Spanish, though.
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Ever wonder why the most dangerous creatures on earth are very brightly colored?
@Aaronscott2273 Well, tbh….
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This also curses men who can't figure them out.
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GM Twitties & Kitties 😼☕️ may your couch be cozy and your coffee strong 🙌🏼♥️
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Gm. Why do lesbians go to Play It Again Sports for their sporting goods needs? They aren’t a big fan of Dick’s.
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