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@jmh_256

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@jmh_256
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2 years
300 different world leaders gathering for one funeral in one location at a known date & time, what an opportunity
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Seeing the men I ignore daily with women in Marbella is making me furrrriousss!!!
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I don’t recall reading about university in the Bible are u sure we ain’t sinning????
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This fanbase is so special
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🚨 Jurrien Timber uploaded an Instagram story featuring a song by American rapper ‘Gunna’. 👀
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Can olive oil be used for cooking? This whole time I thought it was only for anointing
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£7.50 for oil 🙆🏿‍♂️
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if england win I’ll post my girl
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Angry crackers behind Jennifer Lopez singing in Spanish😭😭😭
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@jmh_256
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11 months
I see this meme doing a lot of mental damage to fans this season
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zäc🧛🏿‍♂️
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“West Ham Central”
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3 years
pickpocketers acting like established billionaire entrepreneurs is the funniest thing🤣🤣🤣🤣
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This self snitching is hilarious 😂
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@Itsejuwa I have FT
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3 years
Nella makes a ‘ur mum’ joke🤝someone brings it to twitter🤝ppl get onto her🤝someone says “but where YOUR mum tho🤝outrage🤝repeat
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Me eating out with the mandem after being forced to taste test my girl’s meal preps all week
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2 years
Everyone on my tl saying 10/10 without spoiling, may God enlarge your territory in the new year
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@jmh_256
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11 months
dkm no brand deals for her, she’ll dancing amapiano on tiktok like sh*q and t*nya
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Catherine byeeeee 👋🏽
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the Stormzy pic has finished me
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Romelu Lukaku Brother does not even try and hide it, too far gone.
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@Drealz4 How you using God’s oil to fry egg
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3 years
Medhy’s talent show performance: #loveIsland
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Just realised Sam is the brudda in this video who’s girl cheated with his boy & begged for forgiveness🤣🤣🤣 #ImACeleb
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Was life even in colour at this time
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Do you know how hard I’ll laugh if no one picks Molly and she’s sent home again😭😭😭😭😭
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Trust me African parents don’t care. They just care about what other parents are going to think.
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Ben White celebrating getting a late England call up only to realise its for WWIII not the Euros
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@jmh_256
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Swahili is taught in uk/usa universities, Russian schools and is also used in trade across Europe, u guys should use more metrics than “I saw Asake in the O2”
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oluwatise
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Yoruba is definitely the most exported African language. It’s not going anywhere and I love that for us.
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He is Risen! Have a Blessed Easter Sunday❤️
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Dami choosing Summer vs Indiyah choosing Deji #LoveIsland
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U guys though omah lay babe was bad just wait me
@SHENYENG
Shenseea
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UK 🇬🇧 I'm coming!!!
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@osowxvyy Fam😭😭😭her cripple yute must’ve been on perimeter patrol
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@jmh_256
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1 year
tears this guys been a neek for 2 years😭
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@Nabz24z
Nabeel ♠️
1 year
can we publicly vote to kick chunkz out of the beta squad he’s so unfunny it hurts
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Trust me African parents don’t care. They just care about what other parents are going to think.
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u idiots are on big socials telling the world you did ur parent’s degrees for them
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@artybyrt Sounded better in my head
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“You fr got thicker?😋😋😋”
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“are you the same guy” is still killing me, deffo a Londoner😭
@SadiqKhan
Sadiq Khan
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Are you the same guy who dropped his house building targets? Because I’m the guy who started building more council homes than the rest of England combined, exceeded your affordable homes targets & built more homes of any kind than since the 1930s. This is desperate nonsense.
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@Tejan9ine Bro I genuinely never knew🤣it has a specific smell you can’t associate with food
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Bare girls in power but they’ll make us watch 2 sex scenes of drew per episode
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You man always post this stuff and wonder why we never stay quiet
@UTDTrey
Trey
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I promise you, Arsenal won’t survive this.
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“because we all know it won’t be the same😇” LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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@itsshacarri
Sha’Carri Richardson
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The support 🤎🖤my community I thank y’all , the negative forget y’all and enjoy the games because we all know it won’t be the same 😇.
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People are calling him a weirdo for outing a guy who scammed his boys of 6 figures😂😂😂I forget you guys are all millionaires
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“put it on my head”
@uchesdrive
Uche 🏆
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African parents went 10/10 with their responses
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allies realising the swiss made bank deals with germans after saying they’re neutral
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Hollywood Taco Shop Stan Acct
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World war 2 Twitter woulda been bussin
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that’s 2.8 bodies a day for 10 years
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
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Footballer Benjamin Mendy said he slept with 10,000 women, court hears
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Me making a GoFundMe after Wanda’s hex turns me into a street-beggar for no reason:
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Being a civilian in a city of superhero’s must be so long 😭
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He saw congo dog’s tweets im in tears
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Atletico Universe
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🚨| JUST IN: João Félix has AGREED to EXTEND his contract with Atlético de Madrid until 2027. [🎖️: @MatteMoretto ]
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Nketiah to the haters
@JadenAFC
jaden
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Smith Rowe and Kiwior… but Nketiah.
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the meeting:
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Homeless ppl always got a big dog on them, they worried about the wrong roof😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😳😳😳😳
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These man take one L then start fighting the world😭😭😭😭
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@mr_jbanks ibr I need a nollywood style plot, he’s in a coma & will have a miraculous recovery
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Damn u really miss the spotlight huh?
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Sha’Carri Richardson
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Missing me yet?
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Heeaaarrrrr meinen mann
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how do I block the black race on twitter
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Bros eating thanos’ foreskin
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@osowxvyy I have no words
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I’m glad we had this Selhurst park match early on in the season
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imagine a team 5 divisions below tweeting “comfortable 3-1 win” on your head
@hemelfc
Hemel Hempstead Town FC
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FULL TIME| A comfortable 3-1 win for the Tudors in our third game of this pre-season campaign. 🔴⚪️
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You been prostituting for 6 months and ain’t even touched 400 followers yet😂😂😂😂😂😂concentraaate
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@02suzette Bro I’m not shamima begum I was just speculating, I’m a risk analyst
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When’sa your dolmio day?
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Love Island
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Bombshell alert ❤️‍🔥 Scottish gal Mal is looking for love and says she's had her eye on Zachariah, Sammy and Scott 👀 #LoveIsland
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You waiting for the 20% and monthly gifts he promised before pamming
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Abi Malc | UK UGC Creator | Model | Voice Artist
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@iAmCroe It depends on his income but I'd say around 20% of his earnings. Say he makes £5k monthly then £1-£1.5k should be fine for the weekly dates and a small monthly gift.
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@nazariodeIima
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. @CLINT419 peep this sir lmao. Donnies talkin crazy on your name like you’re not HIM.
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@jennzngwux doing promo for dlt dublin
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“I love you”
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Tribal Chief🇨🇩
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@jodiepetite I love you
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Half of them are United fans
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COME ON CITY!!! 😍💙 @LewisSteele_
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I want mass ofcom reports for Ella, I’m gonna look for colourist tweets from 2009 aswell
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Rainyzion
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This hurts!! 💔😭 Ty refuses to have a chat with Ella 💔 #LoveIsland
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he looks like he’s about to ask me to remember his Facebook password
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the amount of ballers who’s homes get burgled is a joke
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CentreGoals.
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🚨😳| Matteo Guendouzi's house has been burgled, his partner was home when burglars smashed through a bedroom window. Here’s his reaction to finding out about what happened. Praying everyone is ok 🙏
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Summer apologising for stealing Dami from Indiyah #LoveIsland
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UK niggas watching the Super Bowl rn😂😂😂 #SuperBowl
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Germany were still paying reparations when this went to uni🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@VanessaRennae oi this is sending meeee
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“He won’t fit in with my mum and dad” 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 #LoveIsland
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Elena was the worst part of the show, and when she left somehow the show got even worse.
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Only in London where a nigga will be wearing a big rolex/AP and his girl will be watchless lol. Buy her a kettle bro don’t b deep
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i can see you dont know your class anymore
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only type in lowercase cos i hate capitalism 🏌🏾‍♂️
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fish stew ain’t bad, ur mum can’t cook🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
@AyoCaesar
Ash Sarkar
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i want your food opinions that get you this reaction
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“Lots of people on here want me fired for expressing my opinion on the Pinocchio Princess. If you want to join them, there are various petitions still doing the rounds from the last few times you've all tried, and failed, to have me fired for saying what I think.”
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@piersmorgan
Piers Morgan
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Lots of people on here want me fired for expressing my opinion on the Pinocchio Princess. If you want to join them, there are various petitions still doing the rounds from the last few times you've all tried, and failed, to have me fired for saying what I think.
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chess not checkers, talk 🔜 #LoveIsland
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@ZAIMONET I’m sure the conversation is about non-yorubas speaking yoruba around the world, not yoruba emigrants in the diaspora speaking a language they’re still native to
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@ModernWrighty It’s only right
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“It’s the Asian in me” after “you’re making it a race thing” fc were full of rage yesterday
@lordddesi
Lordd Desi
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After the crash yesterday some Asians STILL haven’t learnt the consequences of driving whilst doing balloons 🤦🏽‍♂️🎈
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the baller in question:
@RaniJuelz
Boss Don Ranivel - Wapiana 🇯🇲✌🏾
3 years
Nahhh she needs some real friends you know 😩😩😭 she’s actually messier than those LAHH bitches
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The funniest thing is I’m so sure these are really his food pics
@osowxvyy
Tribal Chief🇨🇩
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Pov: I’m your husband 😋
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Mosesldn’s homeless shelter in Lagos coming like Queen’s child project, sorry to whoever donated😭😭
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@osowxvyy Tomiyasu v Olise🕊️
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all these people do is write disso’s on men that’ll never know them & list 50 icks from exes that don’t exist👍🏾
@ZorayaBlack_
ZORAYA (only account)
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Ok I’m ngl as good looking as I find d*mson idr*s, he makes me cringe. I cannot stand guys who like themselves too much. Too much winking, licking of lips, overly recording, it’s just so robotic and pretty.
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@Dabzzzz97 I think this project is going to go BANG
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7:54am, crust in eyes, father in absence
@abarbyworld
barbie
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Good morning. So we not gonna talk about the suit from Moss Bros? Ok.
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shaq & tanya highlights #loveisland
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@CallMeJoez
cass
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Tanya and Shaq need one of them “cock shame/pussy facing the world” edits #LoveIsland
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Sha’Carri Richardson 100m highlights | the Dallas Demon returns😦🔥| hashtag “missing me yet?”🔥🔥🤪😂🔥👀
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history will see this clean sheet & think Ramsdale played well
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Mandem on the tl tweeting bout girls makeup again, summer’s finally here🥳
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Lacazette ceIebrating finaIIy getting a France caII up onIy to reaIise its to fight in the infinity war frontlines not to join the Euros:
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Sosa 🇵🇸🕋
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Being a civilian in a city of superhero’s must be so long 😭
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remix featuring tion wayne
@septimusajprime
SP🇸🇱
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Whitney has added her verse…what you guys thinking? 👀 #loveisland
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SAKA IS MY WINGER!
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😭😭😭
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Dami receiving kisses vs Indiyah receiving kisses #LoveIsland
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guy will clearly sing “Praise will confuse the enemy” and gbagam, enemy don confuse
@JamesBecker1999
James Becker
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Anthony Joshua has lost the plot!!! What’s he doing??? W for washed 😭
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That plane is running on palm oil bro
@TazerBlack
PRESENCE
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£2 flights 😅
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