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@playboicarti Just finished listening, currently lost for words man, crying real tears carti bro, this is quite possible, quite literally, sincerely, the worst possible music I have ever heard. My ears are dripping with blood, currently on my way to the emergency room on Christmas Day. Thanks.
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He’d lose every fight.
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Oi yday I saw Casemiro intercept a pass with his chest and one time volley pass across to Garnacho lol fam I fell to the floor I prayed for times like this.
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Ramos replaced Ronaldo and now has more World Cup knockout goals than him in his first ever World Cup start 😭😭😭😭.
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Guangnan Xu vs Xi’an Wolves | The Next Messi?
Chinese businessman bought Zibo Cuju, second tier Chinese side, and told the coach to play his 126kg son. (via @TUDNUSA)
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That Martinez pen was horrible.
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Sterling has banned people from tagging Wan-Bissaka on his page 😭😭😭
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25 years in the league. He didn’t run away, Pep made sure he was gone before he entered the league.
Alex Ferguson really lucky he ran away before Pep Guardiola came to the PL.
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Christ is making his presence known in the footballing world, beautiful sight to see.
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“Neymar will never get the credit he deserves” - proceeds to tweet my comp and not give me credit okay mate.
Neymar will never get the credit he deserves but this is one of the best players the sport has ever seen. Imagine being this talented while also having 627 goals & assists in 631 games💀.
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He’ll bite you and racially abuse you but he won’t step on your club’s badge, respect 👏.
Rodrigo de Paul, Luis Suárez and Ángel Correa all avoided stepping on Manchester City’s crest before entering the stadium for training. Respect 👏
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Don’t think there’s a way he could’ve gone about this question without any repercussions.
🇵🇸🇮🇱 KSI is asked about Palestine - Israel. "I honestly have no idea what's going on."
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This might be the worst goalkeeping of all time.
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My girlfriend went on a girls holiday and hasn’t replied to me in 3 days
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7.2 magnitude earthquake in the West African region as the entirety of Lagos, Nigeria and Accra, Ghana have collectively fallen to their knees.
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Cringiest club ever man.
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They said AWB wouldn’t be able to play wingback for us and he’s outperforming all of our players this season whilst at wingback looooooooooooooooool.
You will not see many better crosses than this from Wan Bissaka all season long. Absolutely inch perfect. 🪄
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There is no alcoholic drink that is 10/10.
I dare you to mention a 10/10 non alcoholic drink.
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I will always respect Messi for preventing a VVD Ballon D’or, these bruddas would never shut up about it.
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Trent Alexander-Arnold vs Southampton Highlights | Generational Talent? Future GOAT RB? 🔥👀🥶
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They all went silent because Mbappe is black.
An Argentine teacher silences the students in her own way:. "The person who keeps talking prefers Mbappé over Messi." 😂
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Same crap was happening every game at the World Cup, anyone saying it wasn’t rigged is lying to themselves man.
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Chelsea fans are very good at overrating their players.
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Real ones knew, this is why KSI is up there with the greatest entertainers of all time. His head isn’t massive for nothing, he’s a genius.
KSI says he faked being mad about his song “Thick of it” for marketing purposes 👀
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Best gift I’ve ever received
Not even opened half my presents yet and got a Wan-Bissaka puzzle, £750 and a da skydive leather jacket.
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11 of the 16 clean sheets came after Wan-Bissaka re-entered the team, the real factor.
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Gonna be the most underwhelming undeserved gifted forced Ballon D’or win I’ve ever seen.
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A career as often times jaw droppingly brilliant as it was mind numbingly maddening gets the sort of closing chapter only an enigma like Paul Pogba could have. On his day a genius capable of turning the pitch into his own playground, but those days didn’t come regularly enough.
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De Bruyne might be the most overrated player of all time.
✨ NOMINEES: UEFA Men's Player of the Year 2021/22 ✨. 🇲🇫 Karim Benzema.🇧🇪 Thibaut Courtois.🇧🇪 Kevin De Bruyne. 🗓️ #UEFAawards winners announced at the #UCLdraw, 25 August 2022 🏆
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9 seconds of my life I’ll never get back, Son isn’t even in the video.
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Trent Alexander-Arnold vs Arsenal | Defends when he feels like it? 🥶
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Nah this video is so funny man, he sent the ENTIRE left hand side in the opposite direction
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Ronaldo the first man to score in 5 World Cup tournaments and have 0 knockout goals in all 5 of them.
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I will never get over the fact that Gerrard slipped up for Liverpool both as a player and a manager, this sport is beautiful sometimes.
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Apparently Martinelli has been screaming “give me all your money” every time he has the ball against Cancelo.
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Apparently Messi read this tweet after the match and his mood was immediately lifted once he learned that he has Priceless_Silva’s respect. Fuck u.
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Checked bio and saw Psalm 46:5
My bum is too big for a small cawk lol.
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Prison fc jokes by far the driest humour I’ve seen on this application.
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Dudes who run the “he can only slide tackle” gimmick just completely ignore his immunity to press and world class interception and link-up ability on a game to game basis. He breaks down press, links play, prevents goals and starts counter attacks, we cannot replace him.
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Best thing about these sort of controversies is that it exposes absolute creeps who’d do the exact vile behaviour they’re defending.
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If you’re black and supported Argentina in the World Cup, read the quotes and hang your head in shame.
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The UK is as racist as ever, they just portray it in different, more subtle ways. They think dancing at age 30 is ridiculous but getting piss drunk is completely normalized behaviour for the very same demographic.
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English football style and culture is definitely the worst in the world. How can you invent a sport and all you have to show for it is 1 trophy and a league consisting of foreigners.
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People who reject God blaming God when unfortunate things happen to them, absolutely hilarious.
🗣️ Megan Rapinoe after she got injured 3 minutes into the final match of her career last year:. “I'm not a religious person or anything and if there was a God, this was proof that there isn't. This was f***ed up.” 🇺🇸
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Last time AWB had a scandal he did this
Aaron Wan-Bissaka has been charged with driving his Lamborghini while disqualified and without insurance. The maximum penalty for driving while disqualified can be six months in prison, but can also be subject to a community order. [Daily Mail] #mufc
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AWB won the Wan-Bissaka, Trent, Reece James debates
Reece James. He’s just not the same player…
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cigarettes and alcohol next please.
The UK is officially banning disposable vapes in efforts to protect children from becoming addicted, The Sun reports. Suppliers will be given a deadline of June 1st, 2025 to get rid of all their stock.
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Pogba has been very consistent since 18/19. His only bad spell of games came when he had injury problems in 19/20 and when he was recovering from COVID in 20/21.
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