Jessica Kardos
@jkardos07
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Big hair, big hopes, big dreams
Los Angeles, CA
Joined August 2009
The reason masturbation is a sin, @rickygervais, is not that it's intrinsically evil. It's that every time you do it, I have to watch.
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Guys I know that #GameOfThrones was exciting, but do you know what's even more exciting? @Escapedom -- check us out!!!
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Tink, just tell him not to drink the poison -- super easy... #PeterPanLive
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Typical fucking guy -- Peter doesn't notice Wendy till a slew of other men are interested #PeterPanLive
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Is it just me or is Peter Pan sort of a mysoginist? #PeterPanLive
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I never realized how much Wendy gets shit on in #PeterPanLive
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I've seen Melissa Joan Hart more in the last two hours than I have in the last twelve years... #PeterPanLive
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Allison Williams is more believable as a boy than Christopher Walker is as awake #PeterPanLive
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Watching Peter Pan and Wendy is bringing up a lot of "this is why mommy and daddy got a divorce" feelings... #PeterPanLive
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Christipher Walken's wig = all the awards EVER #PeterPanLive
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I wish #PeterPanLive had a laugh track, if only to tell me when to stop laughing...
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@juliaruchman If Red Riding Hood has taught us anything about strange forests just dont talk to anyone - which'll be hard, bc its twitter...
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@juliaruchman twitter is a lying whore! (And then Jess was never heard from again...) LOVE YOU LOTS
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Auggie is an extremely capable spy -- but I have to say, it's a bit of a gamble for a blind guy to be playing two women... #CovertAffairs
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What the hell are those Langley phones made of?!?!?!? #CovertAffairs
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