jjvallejoa Profile Banner
Juan José Profile
Juan José

@jjvallejoa

Followers
4K
Following
1K
Media
2K
Statuses
124K

I write sometimes. Name showed up at @USATODAY, @RollingStone. Co-founder of @The_Changeover.

HouTex
Joined June 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@jjvallejoa
Juan José
4 years
10 years ago today, RF was up 5-3, 40-15 in the 5th set of the US Open SF vs Djokovic. Then, The Shot happened. I took a deep dive into the moment itself, what it meant for Djokovic, men's tennis, and well, me.
Tweet card summary image
link.medium.com
“That miracle forehand…does that change things?”
34
137
764
@KirkSeriousFace
Kirk Henderson
3 hours
Nico you sonofabitch lol
@NBAPR
NBA Communications
3 hours
Los Angeles Lakers guard Luka Dončić and New York Knicks guard Jalen Brunson have been named the NBA Western and Eastern Conference Players of the Week, respectively, for Week 6 of the 2025-26 season (Nov. 24-30).
3
22
193
@Dylyano
Dylan
1 day
BIG UP to Mason Mount for this after the game btw. Yoro is going through a tough patch that all young stars go through, but he’s an incredible talent and I’m glad to see the others helping him https://t.co/k94hLWkyb0
@Dylyano
Dylan
1 day
The lies I’m suddenly seeing about Leny Yoro… he’s has a rough couple games, but the current narrative is absolutely mental
33
823
13K
@jjvallejoa
Juan José
1 day
Still thinking about that Palace game. I think all credit should go to Zirkzee and Mount. The team as a whole did not play well. They created nothing from open play. Palace blew a bunch of chances. Take the points and move on.
0
0
0
@AdamJoseph
Adam
1 day
Manchester United lead 2-1 at Crystal Palace. They have created 0.02xG from open play, 1.02xG from set pieces.
9
12
79
@jjvallejoa
Juan José
2 days
Zu had a good life. He didn't deserve to go out like this.
@dallasmavs
Dallas Mavericks
2 days
Oh my COOP 😤 📺: KFAA 29
0
0
0
@jjvallejoa
Juan José
2 days
First time I joined, and it was fun. The Switch froze but I had mobile on for backup. I'm fascinated by this monolith of contemporary culture.
@Fortnite
Fortnite
2 days
Absolute Cinema: 10.5M of you joined us in-game for Zero Hour, and 3M+ tuned in across livestream platforms!
0
0
0
@jjvallejoa
Juan José
2 days
Start #10 against Palace.
@UnitedAnalyst7
UnitedAnalyst
2 days
HIGHLIGHTS: Manchester United u18s 7-0 Liverpool u18s ⚽️ Bendito Mantato ⚽️⚽️⚽️ JJ Gabriel ⚽️ Louie Bradbury ⚽️ Jim Thwaites ⚽️ Samuel Lusale #MUFC #MUAcademy
0
0
1
@zacbowden
Zac Bowden
3 days
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to
@JezCorden
Jez
3 days
OpenAI is a loss-making monster, with new analysis that projects even IF it can hit $200bn revenue by 2030, it'll still need over $200bn in funding just to stay afloat. Platforms are increasingly turning to debt to keep this gravy train going ... https://t.co/slGCfl06UG 👇
185
8K
36K
@jjvallejoa
Juan José
5 days
Moisés Caicedo a good example of this. Still wish we could've brought him to OT, whatever the price.
@htomufc
h
5 days
You know how good Declan Rice is & has been for Arsenal because you don’t hear a fuckin’ peep about his £105m transfer fee. Do you know how special of a player you have to be to not get smacked from pillar to post about costing that much? I can’t think of many others, at all.
0
0
0
@pkwestel
Pauly Kwestel
6 days
Tactical Analysis: This is Amorim's United? They say the worst emotion is apathy, but last night there as just a feeling of acceptance. Acceptance that United were never going to get back in the game in the way they were set up - and that wouldn't change https://t.co/hp9BgRcdla
Tweet card summary image
thebusbybabe.sbnation.com
3
10
35
@jjvallejoa
Juan José
6 days
It's really not possible to watch this enough times. Absolutely glorious.
@MrBuckBuckNBA
MrBuckBuck
7 days
Nikola Jokić with the unbelievable behind the back dime during the spin move to Peyton Watson for the easy bucket (with replays) Nuggets and Grizzlies commentaries Even the Grizzlies announcers cannot stop praising this move Also on Youtube: https://t.co/g6sb9hAsHM
0
1
2
@robbiebous
Robbie
7 days
@htomufc When Sesko starts (highlighted green) we attempt 13 crosses per game. When he doesn’t start we attempt 19 crosses per game. I’ve not included the Chelsea game in either stat because he was subbed at HT.
8
29
527
@jjvallejoa
Juan José
7 days
Magic every single night. Second best passer ever.
@NBA
NBA
7 days
ALL ANGLES OF JOKER'S INCREDIBLE DIME TONIGHT!
1
0
0
@NBA
NBA
7 days
🗣️ "ALL THE WAY FROM SOMBOR!" Nikola Jokić has had limitless range throughout the years 🎯
@NBA
NBA
7 days
JOKER FROM THE LOGO TO BEAT THE BUZZER 🤯
81
943
9K
@peytonwatson_
Peyton Watson
7 days
Yal don’t understand how crazy this is🤦🏾‍♂️
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
7 days
THIS JOKER DIME WAS WILD 🤯🔥
180
1K
22K
@jjvallejoa
Juan José
7 days
I miss you, Fergie. Make the gutless man in charge watch this on repeat for hours.
@pgaskell13
Paul Gaskell
7 days
taking risks
0
0
0
@AdamJoseph
Adam
7 days
Patrick Dorgu is not ready to be relied on as the attacking wing back of the two. This system fails every time Ruben Amorim plays full backs in both roles. It places a very low ceiling on the attack & asks too much of Dorgu. He's best paired with Amad for balance.
21
23
213
@chunhang7
chunhang 🇲🇾
7 days
Playing crosses with no capable aerial target up front + Casemiro subbed off. Alright mate.
4
15
48
@jjvallejoa
Juan José
7 days
This is it. Flat back 5 against freaking Moyes at home. Fireable offense.
@nqatpod
No Question About That
7 days
Inevitable things in life Death, Taxes and United playing with a flat-back five whatever the game state
0
0
0
@AdamJoseph
Adam
7 days
What is the point of having Shea Lacey on the bench, if he's ready to play to the point where he was training with the first team & picked in the matchday squad, then let him play. Give him a chance. What's the worst thing that could happen?
54
47
488