jet lag: the autism
@jetlagcoded
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perennial underdog of the jet lag fandom
the snack zone
Joined June 2023
how it feels to walk into the florist and ask for christmas roses (they're out of season)
How it feels to walk into a liberal bookshop and ask for the Spengler, Mishima and Jünger books.
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on average at least 1 in 3 new yorkers are talking about jet lag the game at any given moment but whatever
people in nyc are always talking about dating or money
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first time i’ve ever been jealous of someone who attends UChicago
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how mfs on jet lag the game see the world
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she starts out from otiria the smallest train you’ll see this is the okaihau express
Every eldest daughter Was the first lamb to the slaughter So we all dressed up as wolves and we looked fire
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american people have such a way with words ❤️
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cannot tell you how restorative it is to see this many people genuinely excited to explore their city.
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Me at the pearly gates: Heyyyy God God: Hey girl so look it's really straightforward the one rule is you can never have read fanfiction where Ben gets pregnant by Sam and Adam and then throws an abortion party because being pregnant would ruin his swag. Me: Ok Listen 🤦♀️
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"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well i asked jet lag the game and they said we're so fucking back
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sam denby is a nonbinary leprechaun who had to live in edinburgh for four years and worked his way to become a youtuber. but none of that matters to badam fans because he doesn't support the snack zone omnicause
Ritchie Torres is a gay POC whose single mother raised him & his siblings in public housing. He dropped out of college and worked his way to become a Congressman. But none of that matters to leftists because he doesn't support the Palestinian Omnicause.
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watching the nyc primary and jet lag at the same time
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getting a lot of mileage out of this one
Iran launches new wave of missiles at Israel, as Israeli air force strikes targets in Tehran
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i spent like five minutes figuring out if this was photoshop
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i have to to your beautiful country
buongiorno to the wonderful people of Italy. i have to to your beautiful country to personally spread the news that the jet lag home game is now available in metric for normal shipping prices throughout europe. think what a bellissima experience you could have playing our game
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why are ben and sam teammates with oval dreamnotfound
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