ben doyle
@thewheatgerm
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professional magic: the gathering player
New York, USA
Joined March 2014
drunk at the airport and logging onto my reddit burner account to bully people on r/interiordecorating
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🚨🚨🚨IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THOSE AMONG YOU WHO ARE WILLING TO PART WITH FIFTEEN US DOLLARS 🚨🚨🚨
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i think plane tickets should cost $15 and they should let you smoke a joint if you want
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel: "People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
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treating kalshi as a pollster is maybe one of the most braindead things i have seen on here and boy let me tell you i’ve seen a lot
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a survey of gambling addicts reveals that their big break is right around the corner
BREAKING: Internal Kalshi data reveals that Cuomo actually holds a lead over Zohran in bets placed in NYC. New Yorkers believe Cuomo will win.
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increasingly convinced that cuomo's staffers just hate him and are tanking his campaign on purpose
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average jet lag the game fan fic
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being on a college campus for 4 days made me feel so old. these kids are CRAZY. i love them
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we filmed a docuseries about the worlds largest annual scavenger hunt!!
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not to be dramatic but i think maybe everyone on this season of love is blind should be tried at the hague
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playing hide and seek is just looking at google maps and asking myself this question over and over again
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regrettably, marvel’s lawyers did actually make it very clear to us that spider-ben is NOT canon. i will be taking this particular issue to court as i believe it may be unconstitutional
NEW MAGIC THE GATHERING FORMAT JUST DROPPED https://t.co/1xFJhPsu55
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if you don’t know how to play mtg literally don’t even worry about it cause we explain it to you like you’re a baby
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NEW MAGIC THE GATHERING FORMAT JUST DROPPED https://t.co/1xFJhPsu55
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