jerry
@jerrrrrrryyyyy
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you don't normally think of 60/40 as a huge difference but 60 is 50% more than 40
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Oh no my RSUs are too high and my job is too easy and there's zero friction to try out cool stuff what am I going to do
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just imagined a play by play guy pronouncing these names with perfect pinyin pronunciation completely oblivious that most of them are wade-giles
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At this point i don't do any grocery shopping. I just tell my wife to go because she likes browsing and tell her to get whatever the hell she wants and I'll figure it out
cooking consistently is all about having multiple things in your fridge which are going to go bad if you don’t use them now. It doesn’t matter if it doesn’t follow a recipe, just throw something together with what you have. It’s all logistical, like war,
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How the fuck can anyone be scared of the fucking ferry building
@GSDOUBLEU Bay Area native here. The SB is in Santa Clara not SF. Here’s the truth-depends where you go. Market Street, Ferry Building, Tenderloin, Hunters Point are off limits. Do not walk around at night anywhere. Do not leave anything in a car. Don’t take any public transportation.
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A million C. Kirks
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Considering paying 200 dollars for pro chatgpt to finish this research paper from grad school i never completed
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TOM BRADY ON FOX: “I can’t pick between the Seahawks and Pats. May the best team win.” DAVID ORTIZ ON FOX: *smiling devilishly, holding up a vial* “If the Yankees win, I’m going to release this serum into the water supply.”
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Everybody wants to be Chinese until it's time to be Chinese
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The Korea lovers hate me for this tweet. I love kpop and kdrama too! I always root for Korea in international sports when they play Japan!
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Dan Dan noodles is the best dish you can make in less than 10 minutes
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Some people are saying Japanese but when i was in Korea there was Japanese food everywhere and there is no Korean food in Japan
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Gochujang sucks and Korean food is easily the worst of the East Asian cuisines
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The most fun is of course math
@animalologist Socializing is really fun but being online is almost the most fun thing you can do all day by yourself
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