Jenkins The Valet 🍌
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Telling stories, traveling worlds, creating content, and (trying to) avoid @jenkinsmutated with @writersroomnft • Wrote the 1st community-generative 📕NFT
The Valet Stand
Joined May 2021
I’m Blake Chasen, but most of you know me as Jenkins the Valet, the character that I created more than three years ago. Most of you have heard a lot over the years from Jenkins the Valet, but you haven’t heard directly from me. I’m writing today because in this post I want to
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nothing like an ape welcome dance for those that jump into the Otherside Nexus! is this the real Metaverse? good luck today with those minigames! @gifr_eth @NftCelestials @jenkinsthevalet
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Boss got me working overtime. Expecting a huge crowd to watch @0xQuit eat his nuts.
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Bored Ape Yacht Club
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Bored Ape Yacht Club
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Bored Ape Yacht Club
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Moments like this make me proud to be an Ape. Bring a copy of the Banana Bill to the Valet Stand and I'll sign today.
The Banana Bill is a 100M $APE proposal with 2 initiatives: (1) A Commercial Agreements Initiative, to negotiate commercial agreements with projects, companies & protocols committed to building on ApeChain (2) A User Incentives Initiative, to provide rewards for ApeChain users
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The Banana Bill is a 100M $APE proposal with 2 initiatives: (1) A Commercial Agreements Initiative, to negotiate commercial agreements with projects, companies & protocols committed to building on ApeChain (2) A User Incentives Initiative, to provide rewards for ApeChain users
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I quit alcohol for 6 weeks. I noticed nothing. Only less time with friends, laughter, less vibrant conversation. Went home earlier. Said no to more social things. Started drinking casually again. All those things returned.
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I quit motorboating for 6 weeks. I noticed nothing. Only less time with friends, laughter, less vibrant conversation. Went home earlier. Said no to more social things. Started motorboating casually again. All those things returned.
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Saw a tweet from @CryptoGarga about being really plugged in across every function in the org. I agree and here’s a sports analogy for you. If you’re the point guard and you recruit a bunch of your talented friends to play on your team, the biggest mistake you can then make is
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Got my book reviewed by an ape. What a time to be alive 🙏📙🍌
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I went into valeting because of the promises of wealth and women. But I stayed for the love of the game.
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