Spencer A. Klavan
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Light of the Mind, Light of the World: How New Science is Illuminating Ancient Truths About God.
Humanity is not a mistake.
The world is not a machine.
There is a far greater story to be told.
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I love Mike Pence so much I’m ready to sign up for conversion therapy
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Hirono rifling through a massive binder of notes, and still having to ask for a reminder of what she's talking about from ACB, who sips her Starbucks without even looking down at the single blank sheet of paper in front of her, absolutely makes my LIFE.
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Favorite thing about Taiwan is how it’s a country
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I too am down on Buttigieg for being MIA during a crisis, but I also just think it’s bold of us to assume that if he were here he’d make things better not worse
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Hi it’s us, the boomer liberals who destroyed the nuclear family, sucked the meaning out of every institution before you even had a chance to be a part of it, and drugged you when you told us you felt empty inside. Can we interest you in some relationship advice?
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READ: Five Tips for Making the Crisis in Ukraine About You
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I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Greek tragedies and then asked it to write a Greek tragedy of its own. Here is the first page.
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Now that Elon runs Twitter I can finally post my most controversial opinion without fear of getting suspended:
In-N-Out is overrated
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Sometimes you stare into the void, and the void delivers a State of the Union address
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You’re welcome to be Catholic so long as you don’t...do Catholicism
Media when Amy Media when
Barrett says she’s Biden says he’s
Catholic Catholic
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@AOC
I will be deleting exactly nothing and you can take every word of my every public statement to the bank you conniving little Stalinist beanie baby
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If the Kingdom of Heaven is simply this forever and a day, it will have lived up to the hype.
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Hi Media Matters (
@mmfa
). It's me, Andrew Klavan's gay son and, if I may say, his pride and joy. He has been advocating for tolerance of gays since before *I* was born, too. No one alive has loved and supported me with greater fidelity. You self-satisfied, slanderous clowns.
Wow, I read this and was shocked how much I agreed with myself! Oh but btw,
@mediamatters
knuckleheads, I warned that gay activists corrupted gay kids who'd been rejected by Christians. I've been advocating for tolerance of gays since before you were born.
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Go trick-or-treating. Host thanksgiving with your big ol’ family. Open presents under the Christmas tree. Live your damn life.
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Perhaps it sounds a bit tinfoil-hatted to say, but there truly is something wrong with American food. Twice now I’ve spent an extended period in Europe, pounding grocery store baguettes and fine dining alike, then coming back in *better* shape than eating carefully stateside.
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So we’re clear, it is definitively time to disband the U.N. and jail every member of WHO. Yes? Yes.
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By far the best thing COVID has done is red pill Russell Brand
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A society that makes “unmuzzle yourself” into a luxury is indeed sick, though not with a virus.
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Fine: you don’t need me, I don’t want you, so count me on out. My voice is my own; it is not a ‘queer voice,’ and nothing is meant by that phrase except an effort to use my sexuality as a way of subsuming me into a reductive, totalitarian political ideology. I want no part of it.
Rep Ayanna Pressley (D-MA) “We don’t need any more brown faces that don’t want to be a brown voice. We don’t need black faces that don’t want to be a black voice. We don’t need Muslims that don’t want to be a Muslim voice. We don’t need queers that don’t want to be a queer voice”
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“Spiritual but not religious” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Well this is not how I thought my morning would go but, wow, I’m glad it did.
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This is my father, everyone. I am on Twitter, he is on Twitter, and we are all in hell
Anyone who thinks I am my safest sex partner hasn't slept with me.
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Hereafter, any store that demands I wear a mask will lose my business for good. I invite you to join me in this.
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“This is what decolonization looks like”
“Decolonization is not a metaphor.”
Yes. Right. Exactly. That’s what we’ve been saying: it’s not a metaphor, not an extracurricular diversion for bored and spoiled undergraduates. It’s a deadly serious philosophy of blood guilt and
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It’s bad to kill babies, and good to outlaw killing babies. That is my very complicated opinion on the subject.
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Oh so you mean, like, systemic racism
"Our priority will be Black, Latino, Asian, and Native American owned small businesses, women-owned businesses, and finally having equal access to resources needed to reopen and rebuild." — President-elect Biden
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Ah man now I have to stop watching women’s basketball
Oh wait
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Hi it’s me, an Adderall-popping 39-year-old who cries every morning in front of his laptop while jacking off to porn. I’ll probably die alone. Anyway I’d like to explain to you why your most basic moral intuitions are wrong
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Woke criticism of the moon landing is insufferable. What, must we subject every great achievement of the past to scrutiny for its demographic inadequacies? Is every victory of ever to be found wanting for not living up to the standards we adopted five minutes ago? Get lost.
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A real conversation that just happened at this bar:
Random bro: “where the hos at”
Me: “I don’t know dude”
Him (pointing at my arms): “how do you be this big and not have any hos”
Me: “I’m gay bro”
Him: “it do be like that sometimes.”
Can’t make it up
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This 👏 shit 👏 makes 👏 people 👏 miserable 👏 stop 👏 selling it
Why this sex therapist says you should be in an open marriage
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The woman in this video is standing bravely against the miserable shitstain
@ericgarcetti
and his criminal fuckery.
Her place is called Pineapple Hill Saloon. Protest on their behalf tomorrow from 11am to 3pm. Details here (cc.
@RubinReport
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“DId YoU KnOW eAsTEr ADoPts SoME PaGaN TRadiTIonS” oh so you mean God has reconciled all things unto himself through Jesus Christ
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Treat a boy like this long enough and he will grow up one of two ways: submissive and spiritually gelded, or brimful of fathomless rage. The tendency—perhaps the aim—of ruling class neurosis is to create an entire generation of men with souls torn in two between these states.
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When that’s the case you’re uh, not supposed to pick the “death” side
Planned Parenthood has endorsed Joe Biden for president, calling the 2020 presidential race "a life and death election."
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For the record, no government gets any credit from me for “opening up” what they had no right to close to begin with.
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The woman in this video is standing bravely against the miserable shitstain
@ericgarcetti
and his criminal fuckery.
Her place is called Pineapple Hill Saloon. Protest on their behalf tomorrow from 11am to 3pm. Details here (cc.
@RubinReport
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I for one am outraged that Ted Cruz is not in my backyard shoveling snow right now
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At the Open LA protest with
@RubinReport
. Have to move on to throw an illegal party, but Dave’s still there and it’s still growing strong. Come fight! 3201 Pearl Street.
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Untold numbers of people thought they were alone and universally despised before Rush broke through the wall of coastal snobbery and reached them. Without him, there would be no right-wing media, no voice beyond the screeching of our hateful elite. RIP to a legend.
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“I’m a narcissist. Now you have to hear about it.”
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Could whoever is responsible for this kind of horseshit meet me out by the bleachers, I just wanna talk
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Hey guys don’t forget Gavin Newsom’s latest order goes into effect at oh wait it doesn’t matter when it starts because it’s in contempt of court and no one should obey it
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🚨POLLS CLOSING DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN’T STILL VOTE; STAY IN LINE. 🚨
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Somebody needs to explain to this “researcher” that without heterosexual relationships there literally is no “us”
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Now is the time for those who are vaccinated to stand with those who are not, declaring our equality in the sight of God and of any law that may be considered legitimate. The American people are not enemies to one another, mister president. YOU are an enemy to us all.
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I am BEGGING the internet to understand that when I search “how to” anything I am not looking for a video I am looking for a list of written instructions because I’m not five
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Conservative men: women are transcendent creations with the very power of life coursing through their veins; we should honor that power and take steps to defend it
Libs: how DARE you devalue women in this way; put them all on OnlyFans so they can live their true pOtENtIaL
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Masks don’t work. Stop acting like they do to avoid mean looks.
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The vast majority of people take off their masks when mandates are lifted. This means they wore the masks not because they thought it would protect them from COVID, but because they were told to. What if they had all refused?
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Every single time I see some frizzy-haired hippie telling me “polyamory can be fun!” I think, lady, my brothers are out scrolling through Pornhub because they don’t know how to be men. My sisters are heartsick in cubicles because they hate that what they long for is a family,
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People my age grew up having their souls torn in two by their parents’ divorces, dissected alive by psychiatrists, and castrated by feminists. Did anyone actually think we weren’t gonna feel that pain? That we wouldn’t despise and reject the world order that tried to mutilate us?
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You say:
Don’t gather for worship
Don’t exercise too hard
Don’t hold one another
Don’t sing together
Or you might die.
I say, we have fundamentally different ideas about what it is to live.
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Agree or disagree with
@MattWalshBlog
(in this case I agree) it is 100% always the case that his views are perfectly normal and reasonable ones which lots of people hold, whereas people feigning outrage at him are desperate for ingroup affirmation of their elite-approved opinions
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America's hottest club is: Red States. It's got everything: feces-free streets, low taxes, personal liberties, and an incredibly cool retro trend known as "law enforcement"
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Paid leave is infrastructure.
Child care is infrastructure.
Caregiving is infrastructure.
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This is a tweet which states nothing other than exactly what its source material says. But to name the conspiracy while they gloat openly about it in front of you makes you dangerous and possibly violent.
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My political beliefs are bench press regularly and don’t kill babies. Pretty simple.
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and it is all. your. fault. So can you offer me some relationship advice? You can absolutely not, but I’ll tell you what you can do.
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A profound comment on our state of affairs: "Jesus is Lord," which is currently trending as a profession of faith among Christians of diverse nationalities, races, and political convictions, has been categorized by
@Twitter
as "politics."
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BREAKING: Christian lady is lady who is Christian
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It literally does exactly that
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When the society that has allowed such a thing truly does feel the hand of God, it will not be pretty.
A heartbreaking sign of the times: In isolation wards where patients die alone, craving the touch of their loved ones, nurses fill gloves with warm water to simulate that comfort. They call it the Hand of God.
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Guess which one they picked
Ben Shapiro just threw down major distinctions between conservatives and the alt-right.
How will the left respond?
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A pure, simple, outright lie
Joe Biden will be the first president to enter the White House supporting marriage equality
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On airplanes you can now see Americans as the federal government wants them to be always: needlessly masked, cramped in tiny spaces, half-drunk with exhaustion, overpaying for basic necessities, and glumly self-medicating with whatever meager pleasure they can get their hands on.
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“All Christians are such hypocrites” yes that is literally what our entire faith teaches
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Apparently it’s gay pride month so here is your periodic reminder that if you are gay it’s probably the least interesting thing about you and you should stop bothering people about it
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Oh I'm sorry, did "diversity is our strength" as a legal argument not hold up in court?
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"The Right MUST take back the culture!!!"
*Artist goes viral by pouring forth longings and frustrations that many on the Right experience*
"Here are five ideological impurities in that viral song that make it a menace to civilization"
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There’s been a lot of confusion about this issue, so let me just clarify: being queer is when you’re gay, but you’re also an asshole about it.
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“I will not defend the personal virtue of Christopher Columbus. It’s not what’s at issue. Here’s what’s at issue: in an era of struggle and conquest, one wretched sinner undertook a journey of staggering hardship that would have had his critics whimpering like children on day
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I just think it’s a bit on the nose for the new representative of the nanny state to be imitating Mary Poppins, a literal nanny
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THIS IS NOT HOW ORIGINALISM WORKS NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU PRETEND YOU DON’T KNOW THAT
The Constitution didn't even recognize me as a human being when it was first ratified. So, no, I am not a Constitutional originalist.
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The lower your body fat percentage, the less room there is in your body for Communism. This is science.
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I like to walk down the street with a mask in my hand, so people know I *have* one and am actively *choosing* not to wear it
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As usual, the modern feminist’s idea of manhood turns out not to be manhood at all but boorishness, which is a deficiency—not an excess—of masculinity.
Taylor Swift is unrecognizable as ‘The Man’ in new music video
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What I (naively) didn’t expect about living through an oligarchic revolution is that half of the underclass would enthusiastically support the regime that emerged to subjugate them.
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It would seem to me that if you insist there is no difference between a man and a trans man, it is in fact you who are denying trans people exist
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Funny how redistribution of wealth is a bad thing all of a sudden
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Yo
@harrys
. I hear you dropped
@realDailyWire
as a client because one guy didn’t like some things
@michaeljknowles
said. But what about me? I’m a Harry’s customer and I’ve known Knowles since college. He’s among my dearest friends. I’m also gay. Does my testimony count?
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I hope those kids who went to the beach on spring break feel vindicated. They should. They were in the right.
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Blue check corporate account loses to right-wing lifter classics bro. Sad!
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Every word I read I thought “this cannot get worse” and then I read the next word
Jennifer Lawrence has been casted as Jesus Christ and Emma Stone as Judas in Martin Scorsese’s next movie, set to shoot later this year. It will be a gender-reversed, modern telling of the biblical events set in Southern California.
(Via:
@Variety
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This is um, exactly what I would have assumed Jesus looked like
I feel like most of the inhabitants of "Jesusland" are gonna be awfully disappointed to find out what Jesus really looked like, according to recent AI compositing...
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And you academics, you self-professed keepers of knowledge who taught this filth semester after semester, year upon year: you above all were entrusted with something sacred, and you twisted it into something diabolical and profane. You above all should have known that philosophy
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Most arguments about masks now make more sense if you replace the word “mask” with the word “binkie” or “comfort object”
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I mean my gay boyfriend and I, a gay, sat literally across the gay-ass table at a big ol gay dinner with our friend the gay Trump Cabinet member and his gay domestic partner and I’m pretty sure none of us was in the closet about how super freaking gay we all are but whatever ok
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