This is why vehicular cycling doesn't work. Even a 3-time Tour de France winner can't go fast enough to satisfy murderous assholes in cars.

Glorious

Vince Dunn’s goal makes the Kraken the first team in NHL history to open the scoring in each of a franchise’s first six playoff games according to @PR_NHL.

You know Dasher and Dancer And Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid And Donner and Blitzen But they were all of them deceived for another reindeer was made

Master thread of recent suspensions of left leaning accounts under Elon Musk:

This is what happens when one white kid with a single #BlackLivesMatter sign stands on the street in Harrison, Arkansas. @kanyewest this is who you placate for and want acceptance from.

I #VoteNouhou for @MLS Player of the Week!

She says, “Hey, Luke, take Ewok on the wild side”

so, I know this has been covered but I can't help but point some of the ludricrous things use I'm seeing in bruce's one seattle dashboard (1/x)

Every parent in America needs to watch this

RELEASE: Trial court sides with the super rich; Ignores public support for funding childcare, education by the taxing the super rich #waleg

Canceled @spotify premium, and disconnected it from my Alexa setup. What music service should I try next?

What the fuck was that? @angryseattle

You know he murdered two people, right?

Tanananev, Tanananev, hey hey hey, au revoir! #seattlekraken #13

I had a fun morning I guess. @MTA can I have my $2.75 back?

We partnered with @kcmetrobus, and rolled out the red carpet for buses on 15th Ave NE in the U District! The new bus lanes are moving people faster and more reliably to UW and the future U District Station!

Thanks, Mariners. #mensroom

A security guard tailed me on my walk home tonight. He demanded if I lived there because “you look suspicious.” I showed my keys & buzzed myself into my building. He left, no apology. This is the reality of black girls: One day you’re called an icon, the next day, a threat.