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moderately cool guy

@jburrows642

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Joined May 2011
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@NipseyHussle
THA GREAT
7 years
Having strong enemies is a blessing.
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@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
7 years
Congratulations to @DJohnsonPGA on his 20th PGA Tour WIN. Not only is Dustin a truly great golfer, he is a wonderful guy. Big year ahead for Dustin!
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@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
7 years
Everyone is asking how Tiger played yesterday. The answer is Great! He was long, straight & putted fantastically well. He shot a 64. Tiger is back & will be winning Majors again! Not surprisingly, Jack also played really well. His putting is amazing! Jack & Tiger like each other.
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@JoseCanseco
Jose Canseco
7 years
Come play golf with me and learn about aliens and time traveling
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@mineifiwildout_
alex
7 years
Bitches Will Shoot U With A Harpoon Gun From 250+ Yards Away N Be Like “I’m Such A Pisces💅🏻✨”
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@YG
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@YG
7 years
The fire in the valley brazy. Hope them family’s is straight
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@jburrows642
moderately cool guy
7 years
Can’t wait to try pot tomorrow!!
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@JudyJustice
Judy Justice
7 years
I have never endorsed any skin care product. Please do not buy any product for the skin that uses my name or image as a spokesperson. It is not true and they are attempting to fool you into believing that I use their product. Don't be fooled. Judge Judy Sheindlin
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@BillRatchet
billiam
8 years
in this world u either suckin titties or gettin your titties sucked and u gotta choose which path to go down
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@souljaboy
Soulja Boy (Draco)
8 years
In this world you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you
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@dubstep4dads
eric curtin
8 years
if ur friend falls asleep a fun prank is to put his hand in a bucket of warm monster energy so he has dreams about riding dirtbikes and fighting his stepdad
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@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
8 years
Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!
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@jburrows642
moderately cool guy
8 years
Do neck tattoos come with complimentary Nike shox™
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@dubstep4dads
eric curtin
8 years
me, pointing gun: this is a robbery. give me the combo to the safe or ill blow your head off bank teller: ok its.. its.. its my birthday.. it’s 11, 07.. me: wait, are you a scorpio? teller: yea me: wait me too haha whatttt teller: lmaoo omg u totally seem like one!!
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@YG
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Merry belated Bhristmas
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@dubstep4dads
eric curtin
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in 2018 we being wholesome as shit u better text ur homies “hey i hope u had a good day” every night before bed
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@jburrows642
moderately cool guy
8 years
Nana what the fuck are you talking about
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