billiam
@BillRatchet
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Joined February 2012
that boy Stanced the fuck up.
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this person. having a mental breakdown over a mcmuffin. is allowed to carry a pistol everyday and use it whenever they deem it necessary.
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half the girls tweeting 'thank u, next' think they ariana grande like no bitch u got your heart broke by a drug dealer.
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chris brown really did a couple dance moves n everyone forgot bout them assault charges.
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drake on the sideline yellin while his son at home eating ice cube sandwiches.
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i got invited to a 4/20 smoke party but little do they know is that i’m showing up with a +1 and that +1 is The Police.
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the true "fuck them kids".
Driver abandons school bus at gas station with nearly 30 students on it, tells students 'go **** yourselves'
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i know it's friday but ima start a thread where i tweet this every thursday from now on
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this boy aint inhale one millisecond of that blunt thats the only thing im mad about
Jack Dylan Grazer, the 14 year-old star from the 2017 'It' movie, is currently under fire due to a leaked video of him smoking weed.
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just got off the phone with the CEO of vine, they said they’d release vine 2 tomorrow if you all text RESIST to 50409 and save net neutrality.
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they doubted us. they laughed at us. but now we rise to the top and hold the crown. we are victorious.
An expert has revealed how sex with a small penis can actually give you even more pleasure.
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"what i look like paying 30% in taxes" - lil pump, who's losing 50% of his income to his record label.
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leave the gun in the car bro what u need that inside a chuck e. cheese for.
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saving the bees
What's better than sex?.
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god dam quit sending me amber alerts what am i supposed to do i am high as fuck.
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jus texted my boy "u workin pimpin" but it autocorrected to 'pumpkin' so now we gotta fuck.
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white women can only cum when they hear the office theme song.
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this first black mirror episode is basically a 'fellas . is it gay?' in an hour long episode.
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fellas, they will tempt us with these Media Lies, they will try to break down our Will. but we must remain Strong during these dark times.
Men should ejaculate at least 21 times per month to reduce the risk of developing prostate cancer.
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i wish hip hop was invented earlier in time cuz imagine how hard pulling up on someone with a fucking musket would sound in a song.
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bro this the funniest finesse i have ever seen.
BREAKING: A source close to the Florida man who raised over $22 million on GoFundMe in the “We The People Will Build the Wall” campaign just revealed today that the money has been diverted to pay for a ‘million dollar’ yacht and high-flying lifestyle
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no female has all 5. - a 60 million dollar a year income.- a full set of chain mail armor.- can dunk from the free throw line.- 2 buttholes .- titties so large every single person in their friend group refers to them as 'bazookas'.
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mf’s drink one bottle of fiji water and then pack all their bags to move to LA.
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just found out soldier boy did absolutely no time in the military is this some kind of joke.
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tekashi really having 13+ age shows imagine being a parent and dropping your 13-14 year old son or daughter off to that shit u ought to lose custody LMFAO.
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why u gotta act hard all the time bro we at the dave n busters.
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she at the club grinding with 16 diff dudes and u at home tweeting that u fighting demons.
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fellas is it gay to let another man slide down your chimney and give u presents.
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well ladies we have a thing between our legs called Massive Nuts and your legs naturally don't just shut entirely and squeeze these huge balloon bags together.
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that boy stanced the fuck up.
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day 17 of no nut november and day 9 of full sobriety. i can now communicate with squirrels telepathically. i am raising a Squirrel Army to destroy my enemies. i feel alive, empowered, indestructible.
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