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@jazzghost_pm
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clothes horse. musician. formerly funny
Minneapolis, MN
Joined October 2019
Forget brat summer, we're doing Porco Rosso summer
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Being in my mid-30s and seeing friends cruise through the traditional life milestones of marriage, house, kids etc is weird because I'm really not interested in those things but i do crave some kind of reassurance that what I'm doing instead will be Worth It™️.
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RT @iamthedunce: I shouldnt have let myself get sucked in by the linen suit thing, now I'm just strutting about Edinburgh dressed like the….
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At it again
Have been playing accordion for like 4 hours a day since rehearsals started and it turns out I'm getting pretty good at it.
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[skyrim loading screen] to improve a skill, do it repeatedly.
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Have been playing accordion for like 4 hours a day since rehearsals started and it turns out I'm getting pretty good at it.
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My most insane belief is that I would look normal with leg lengthening surgery. My torso is like 60% of my height.
i love the height surgery guys on ig. all day people tell them they're disproportional or won't ever be able to run again and nevertheless, they Persist ❤️.
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Every dril tweet is a prophecy
turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right.
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I think about this a lot.
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RT @baileylikemovie: I really feel like anything over two movies a day on a regular basis is kinda ridiculous. You gotta give yourself a li….
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RT @CIGARETTEMOVIES: Porco Rosso (1992) - 0:11:40.Dir. Hayao Miyazaki.Runtime 94 minutes.🚬 x 33, or one cigarette every 2.85 minutes.⚠️ REA….
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nevermind I fixed it - the drain pan sensor must have tripped earlier in the evening on account of condensation from running all day. Draining fine, so a few minutes in there with my hair dryer cleared things up.
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RT @Feldfrog: All comedy is rooted in spending mental “funny coins” which you can earn by rooting around in the proverbial dirt of noticing….
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I am trying to be more spontaneous and it's hard because my fortress is so good, maybe the best, but I don't want to be alone!.
building a safe little life full of non-negotiable routines is awesome until you realize you’re all alone in your fortress!!!!.
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Getting separate compliments on my hair and shirt at the rural wisconsin gas station? It's more likely than you think!.
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Tonight I talked some friends into going to the Culver's patio and we had a GREAT time. I've become the grand vizier of friendship.
I am adding a component to Locked In Summer. I am going to try to hang out or do an activity with a friend at least once a week!.
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