Jason Kirk (buy my novel)
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Author of the exvangelical novel, HELL IS A WORLD WITHOUT YOU. ("Laugh-out-loud." — Publishers Weekly.) @ShutdownFullcas @VBSpodcast
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HELL IS A WORLD WITHOUT YOU, my novel
- Total proceeds donated to Trevor Project: $56K
- Kirkus: "Get it"
- Publishers Weekly: "Laugh-out-loud"
- IBR: "Wonderful"
- Book & Film Globe: "Miracle"
- Dozens of great blurbs tbh
- Sold-out launch party video:
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Hollywood will now try to make this happen all the time. But they don't get to decide that sort of thing. We will punish them by again tricking them into rereleasing Morbius
AMC Theatres, the world’s largest cinema chain, is reporting that more than 20,000 AMC Stubs members have purchased tickets to see “Barbie” and “Oppenheimer” on the same day.
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No I don't think she did anything wrong
4 things you should never do when you meet a member of the royal family
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This is the coolest it's possible to look
The world's most remote country, Bhutan, is experiencing a baseball boom
What started as a handful of kids playing on a concrete slab has grown to more than 6,000 children who are becoming dedicated baseball fans
"It's the fastest-growing sport in the country right now," says…
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Every other outlet making Fox News be the one to call it
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"After the game, [the mascot] will be devoured. He will die." — Pop-Tarts Bowl announcers
College football is better than any other sport
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Two straight Packers seasons ruined by Aaron Rodgers not getting a shot, wow
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Well at least now it can't transfer
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"Kirk Cousins is bad in primetime games" Ok since when do the Falcons play in those 🤝
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When you learn the word "homosexuality" didn't appear in any Bible translations until after World War II
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Great hire
Moments ago, outgoing Alabama head coach Nick Saban arrived at the Mal M. Moore Athletic Facility in Tuscaloosa.
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Aaron Rodgers is being silenced by a grand special teams conspiracy
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January Six New Year's Six
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Liberty University
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Off topic but does the guy on the right ever talk? I’ve scrolled past 1,000 videos of him witnessing events transpire like Uatu the Watcher
Aaron Rodgers is inviting Travis Kelce to have a vaccine debate.
Rodgers proposes that it be him and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. against Kelce and Anthony Fauci.
(via
@PatMcAfeeShow
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The Pop-Tart asking to be literally and not metaphorically consumed is the first cool thing involving Catholicism since that time they dug up a pope’s body so they could yell at it
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Freshmen after two weeks at Bible college
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A brief list of musicians more fitting for Atlanta's Super Bowl than Maroon 5
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Trump has been canceled by radical woke socialists such as the PGA, international bankers, and Bill Belichick
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I think Notre Dame's 0-10 streak in big bowls is impressive and really difficult to replicate
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This is no way to treat a Heisman Trophy winner
BREAKING: George Santos is in custody in the federal courthouse. He was charged with seven counts of wire fraud, three counts of money laundering, one count of theft of public funds, and two counts of making materially false statements to the House of Representatives.
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"If FSU wins ugly against 10-win Louisville, 13-0 FSU should be out"
12-1 Bama's win over 6-win USF was Nebraska-grade hideous. But it happened in some sort of ancient-time vortex, so it doesn't count. Games depreciate in validity over time. Avoid playing any until December
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Between this and 69 cent XL fountain drinks, we should simply put Bucees in charge of the economy
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When you're trying to fix the economy before fixing the reason the economy is bad
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Spectacular work by the athletic director. This is how you draw it up folks
Michigan coach Jim Harbaugh and NCAA are working toward a negotiated resolution that is expected to see him suspended four games this season in penalties stemming from alleged false statements he originally made to investigators, sources tell
@YahooSports
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If I'm Brian Kelly I retire right now in hopes of someone generously throwing me into the Great Coaches Leaving All At Once list
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Jerry Falwell University will not go dancing. Additionally, it will not compete in March Madness. You’re welcome, America
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Messi to fulfill every global athlete's lifelong dream: visiting Cincinnati
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Just passed a Bama fan who said “Where are we playing next year?” and her friend said “LA” and she said “Oh, that’ll be better.” Already planning title game travel and probably right lol
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Nickelodeon feed explaining Usher: “this is how you were conceived”
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Long past time for this to ascend past Sweet Caroline and Mr Brightside on the drunk caucasian charts
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Laughed out loud when the very long weepy commercial with a cartoon weeble wobble farmer seemingly freezing to death in the snow finally revealed it was for chipotle
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Risky move, letting Michigan State decide what appears on your videoboard
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This image should be the header image on college football's wikipedia page
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Ok they’re definitely cheating. They’ve only played 11 games ⏱️
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a lotta yall still dont get it
livvy holders can use multiple rizz juices on a single gronk
so if you have 1 astro drip and 3 rizz juices you can create 3 new livvys
Tonight's rizz juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Baby Gronk and the Rizz King
#geaux
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People think "don't take God's name in vain" means "there are specific syllables you shouldn't exclaim in anger." Actually it's more about declaring a holy oath but failing to uphold it. Like saying your football program is built "on God's name, image, and likeness" and going 4-4
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We're all trying to find the guy who did this
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STOP THE COUNT!
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lane kiffin
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Do you think you could defeat in physical combat the most famous person who shares your first name, and who is that person
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A better world is possible once Swifties learn about the chop and get it canceled. Oh brother here come those replies
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My parents and daughter equally confused by every pop culture thing this entire broadcast. Being the target demographic is hilarious
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I was pretty worried about the ongoing pandemic situation until I learned Sam Darnold is evaluating it
Panthers quarterback Sam Darnold says he hasn't gotten the vaccine for Covid-19 yet. He's still evaluating the situation. Coach Matt Rhule said he isn't telling any players they have to get the shot, allowing them to make their...
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1. Paid off all my debts. It sucked
2. Happy for anyone who doesn't have to do that
Pretty easy to say 👍
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When people say "we used to make original IP in this country," they're thinking of movies that win oscars and whatever, but this is what the pre-MCU was really like. Constant movies like this. We can go back
Please watch this movie trailer through to the very end so that you can experience the greatest title reveal of all time.
Watching this in a theater made me lose my mind.
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"Cincinnati beats Notre Dame, makes the playoff, draws Notre Dame again, and midwestern catholic head coach Luke Fickell has to choose which of them he works for at the time" is terrifyingly close
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Can't imagine why Lincoln Riley would rather recruit against UCLA, Cal, Stanford, and Arizona State than Alabama, Georgia, Florida, and Texas
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In my opinion storming the senate deserves a harsher police response than breaking a window at a macy's
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Coulda just skipped all this perverted playoff bullshit and had a Michigan-Washington Rose Bowl
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The number of SB Nation alumni all over sports media is just hilarious. Beginning to suspect it was a good website
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The Mission Impossible franchise has made it difficult to talk me out of the idea Tom Cruise could average several yards per game as a 59-year-old NFL slot receiver
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With a little practice this man could be competitive in the Dr Pepper scholarship toss
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We do not need Big Ten football. We already have this
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These absolute fools are about to attempt to outpizza the hut
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Limewire Wrapped reveals your
#1
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From field to logo to name to location to offense, Coastal Carolina is probably the most EA Sports NCAA Football team ever
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Congratulations to LSU's players and assistant coaches
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MLB responds to Nickelodeon NFL by putting World Series on C-SPAN 3
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Can you imagine how universally beloved Tom Cruise would be if he'd simply decided to not lead an alien cult
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What a heinous abuse of 888-503-3526
NEW: Inside the Trump campaign as it grapples with defeat—
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Nick Bosa missing out on White House filet-o-fish
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When you copy your friend's paper and just change two words
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Sauron at the Battle of the Gwathló:
Ja'Marr Chase spoke after the Bengals lost 24-3 to the Browns.
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Today Popeyes is out of blackened chicken, Coke Zero, blackened ranch, sweet heat sauce, buffalo sauce, and napkins. The chip reader doesn’t work. 10/10 as always, will be back soon
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Stop making fun of Bill Belichick's texting he is doing his very best
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At this point I think UGA should publicly emphasize he did not graduate
Herschel on the climate/Green New Deal/air:
"Since we don't control the air our good air decided to float over to China's bad air so when China gets our good air, their bad air got to move. So it moves over to our good air space. Then now we got we to clean that back up."
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Me in eighth grade:
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Every Deshaun Watson statement sounds like
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To be fair they were raptured
Liberty fans to Oregon fans in the stands 12:30 left in 1st Q.
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Ok now here is what I want to see today:
Oklahoma hire Brian Kelly away from LSU
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Finally, I have an emails job. As of today, I'm
@TheAthletic
's first senior newsletters editor. More to come later, but for now, subscribe to the Pulse
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No matter the sport, Georgia Tech presses the button marked RANDOM
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Locking all of twitter indoors during a Michael Jordan documentary is gonna make for the greatest online sports fight of all time
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Referring to “theology” as “fan theories” from now on
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Ed Orgeron as head coach: 58.42% career win percentage
Ed Orgeron as interim head coach: 75% career win percentage
LSU's remaining opponents are suddenly in trouble
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She’s enduring the Chicago Bears for him and I will never stop believing in love
Taylor Swift is at Arrowhead Stadium to watch Travis Kelce and the Chiefs.
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Being a "GO WOKE GO BROKE" person seems exhausting. Hey the Barbie movie made a billion dollars, is that evidence against your theory? "No, because my country lost at soccer, which makes me (big patriot guy) happy"
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Having to type up "hitler apology.doc" while the team is losing 42-0 to its most despised rival is an actual sports info director nightmare
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242.1 GPA
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