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@jamesonen

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a.k.a F-Bizzy ๐Ÿ˜Ž Opinions expressed here are solely mine and do not reflect the views or beliefs of my affiliates, partners, clients, employers or employees.

Kampala, Uganda
Joined April 2011
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@jamesonen
James Onen | FATBOY
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BAN MASKS IN COURT
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@TonyNatif
Anthony Natif
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Breaking news? @NinyeTabz told us days back. But itโ€™s nice to see the CDF come down hard on corruption in the army.
@newvisionwire
The New Vision
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CDF @mkainerugaba orders arrest of three senior army officers after billions of shillings fraud New Vision has learnt that the arrested officers allegedly siphoned off billions of shillings in non-existent procurement deals and inflated prices on items that were delivered for
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@jamesonen
James Onen | FATBOY
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Umbrella needed ๐Ÿ˜ข โ˜”
@BrownHuntndog
Pretty kitty kate๐Ÿ’—
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@jamesonen
James Onen | FATBOY
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@ubctvuganda
UBC UGANDA
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Museveni: โ€œWe immunized you against polio & measles. Now that you are adults, we can no longer guard your private parts too.โ€
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@jamesonen
James Onen | FATBOY
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Stolen money has to be put in something. Apartments and arcades are engines of money laundering. That's why they don't care if they have zero occupancy. They don't owe banks any money and the land is appreciating in value anyway so let them stay empty, who cares ๐Ÿ˜‚
@AmbroseAtamba
Atamba Ambrose
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@jamesonen The challenge is it promotes appartmentism and acardesm and never ingenious entrepreneurship that drives proper national growth
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@jamesonen
James Onen | FATBOY
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We decry corruption but don't acknowledge that most local (Ugandan) investments are fueled and sustained by corruption and fraud. When people put up buildings, where do you think alot of that money comes from? From outright theft, embezzlement, or bribing government officials for
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@regesa
Egesa Ronald Leonard
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While corruption stimulates the 'fake' private sector in Uganda, it is not a beneficial trend for a young and vulnerable economy to cultivate and foster, as it engenders classism and leads to uneven, unintentional, and non-strategic development. This situation creates a
@jamesonen
James Onen | FATBOY
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We decry corruption but don't acknowledge that most local (Ugandan) investments are fueled and sustained by corruption and fraud. When people put up buildings, where do you think alot of that money comes from? From outright theft, embezzlement, or bribing government officials for
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@jamesonen
James Onen | FATBOY
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This is what I told someone the other day. Politics is in Uganda is for politicians and peasants. For we the educated middle-class (aka 'elites'), it has nothing to do with us. But the way we whine daily on X about elites being useless coz we don't march ๐Ÿ˜‚
@kat_festo
Kato Festo
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@nelisoniUg @NUP_Ug @HEBobiwine @TonyNatif @jamesonen @SpireJim @JoelSsenyonyi My grandma will attend the rally, she doesn't have a smartphone or computer to read the manifesto
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@maserekayonah4
@maserekayonah
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Given the fact that we dont have gold mines developed to international standards, we might be a conduit for DRC Gold! Also how does such a key revenue sector end up in private companies? But our national debt is on the rise๐Ÿคซ
@jamesonen
James Onen | FATBOY
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Who are the main gold exporters? I assume it's not the government, since the gold mines aren't state owned. Do we really benefit as a country from all this gold we are exporting? And is it even Ugandan gold or are just a hub for trafficking DRC gold ๐Ÿค”
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@iamenocksavage
Seguya Enock
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@jamesonen We're essentially mortgaging sustainable development for flashy apartments in Najjera. True progress requires breaking this cycle, even if it means short term pain for real gain. @jamesonen @IGGUganda
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@Papisledge
Resident of kyanja
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@jamesonen All Ventures & businesses in Uganda no matter how grande they appear, Are just briefcase Businesses; Earlier this week Roko was awarded the contractor of the year but recently received a cash bailout of 55m usd from Ugandan Tax payers bag, Ffeena Tuli bayiliba whether
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@jamesonen
James Onen | FATBOY
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Elon Musk please help ๐Ÿ˜ข
@Sudhirntv
Sudhir Byaruhanga
9 hours
This is what his haters were waiting for.
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@jamesonen
James Onen | FATBOY
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Hmmmm I wonder why
@AfricaFirsts
Africa First
6 hours
Morocco ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has generated $11.3 billion from tourism alone in the first 10 months of 2025.
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@IterIntellectus
vittorio
8 hours
always funny when people compare migration to colonization as if showing up to drive uber or collect welfare is the same as arriving with technology centuries ahead of the locals, building infrastructure, and establishing institutions the delusion required to see these as the
@thatdayin1992
Hassan Mafi โ€
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@jamesonen
James Onen | FATBOY
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Oversleeping saves lives
@Jabz_CFC
๐Ÿ‘‘ JยณABz๐Ÿ‘‘
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Michael Jackson had a meeting in one of the Twin Towers on the morning of 9/11, but he missed because he overslept.
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@jamesonen
James Onen | FATBOY
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I love me some Japan but I didn't feel this show tbh. The first episode was too convoluted. But let me try the second episode and see if it gets better.
@netflix
Netflix
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Last Samurai Standing has been renewed for Season 2!
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@jamesonen
James Onen | FATBOY
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We need to teach people to love themselves the way they are. That beautiful woman transformed her amazing body into to become a man. Women cry for Nyash daily and some people take what they have for granted. Sad. Should have stayed a woman!
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@emeka_ug
The Romantic Mukiga
6 hours
On the next episode of TIE THE KNOT, I host Counsel Asumpta Kemigisha Ssebunya an advocate who specializes in Family law and a counselor who has handled over 500 divorce cases in the past 20 years. She has helped couples who come for divorce to reconcile. Dropping on Sunday 4pm
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@jamesonen
James Onen | FATBOY
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I know there's tear gas. But everyone around him is calm, breathing normally and not spazzing. Dramatic, much? Oh Larry ๐Ÿ˜„
@LarryMadowo
Larry Madowo
2 days
RAW: I've been tear-gassed a lot in the last 2 years but Uganda's mix was nasty! Even policemen were suffering next to me. Notice the army of security officers around us. We only aired a portion in our Bobi Wine CNN story but here's the full clip + an extra angle
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@Inspirenaire
ยฎ๏ธSheLuv
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Nice..except them sister sisters was looking a lil weird. ๐Ÿ˜†
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@HSConvention
HomeschoolConvention
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Homeschooling Resources, Workshops & more! Attendees from 38 states!
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@kennedy_artist
Rebel in Chief
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Bad Physics? No problem!
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