Election Special 4: The Conservatives.

@Conservatives You have defunded the criminal justice system to the point of collapse. Every day I meet victims of the most serious, appalling crimes, whose agonies have been exacerbated by the system that you have broken. There has never been a government as soft on crime as @RishiSunak’s.

Barry staying at The Grand? Well, la-di-da. Can’t you make this more relatable like the High Performance podcast? #FWLive

@F1 loud

Ah, the famous gold-edged negligee of glory.

For years, we’ve been answering the question: When will #NASAWebb launch? This morning, we answered that for the last time! Next up: Where is Webb? We’ve got an answer for that, too! See where Webb is on its million mile journey to #UnfoldTheUniverse: https://t.co/EZC60K56YN

Reception had a wonderful time visiting Father Christmas this morning. 🎄

Explanation of why Mercedes has strong grounds for an appeal: (a lawyer’s perspective) - THREAD 1. “Any” does not mean all, however it does mean “of all cars, those that fit into the relevant category” i.e. cars which are lapped, this could mean zero cars, 10 cars etc. 1/5 #F1

That was #Succession’s Red Wedding episode.

A fabulous Christmas sing along from EYFS 🎶 🎅🎄 THANK YOU everyone Y1&2 tomorrow at 2pm

Good evening, Prime Minister! 👀🤭 @antanddec #ImACeleb

This is the cutest sound ever.

This is pretty striking.

"With [Marcus] Rashford, the director of comms said to the PM - twice - don't pick a fight with Rashford. The PM decided to pick a fight and then surrendered twice."

It's like Aesop's Fables for cunts.

The gaslighting from this government is unbelievable We think anyone who was happy to overlook *actual* suppliers of ventilators in order to favour an unqualified billionaire mate during a pandemic is “out of their mind” Please RT if you if you do too https://t.co/HcLRxhWPUz

Found out yesterday why Time is behaving so oddly. It's because our brains create memories via experiences, which influence our perception of Time. In Lockdown, we lack new experiences, and thus don't develop memories. Hence, Time has gone all weird. Thought you should know.

The man who told Proud Boys to “stand by” and that somebody had to “do something about the left”.