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Jake Missing

@jakemissing

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Stand-up goy

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Joined February 2013
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@AdamFriedland
Adam Friedland
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I hate arsenal
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@AsteadWH
Astead
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It's disgusting!
@advitwake
Advit
4 months
Zohran Mamdani is a good politician but I cannot look past his personal beliefs. In 2025 how have we let someone have such a huge platform while supporting such a terrible organisation. I can accept a lot of things but supporting Arsenal is where I draw the line.
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@ZohranKMamdani
Zohran Kwame Mamdani
2 years
Just had a constituent sign my petition because I’m an Arsenal fan
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@hardarsenalpics
Arsenal Pics That Go Hard
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@TheCinegogue
The Cinegogue
2 years
David Lynch enjoying two cookies and a coke.
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@ktcohen17
katie cohen
2 years
NEW YORK 🧡
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@jakemissing
Jake Missing
2 years
White Hart Lane, 20 years ago today. Me and my old man (looking v young). Decent afternoon
@REDactionAFC
REDaction Gooners
2 years
Not seen this high res version before, posted on the Arsenal app this morning. Some faces in there
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@maxlakin
Max Lakin
2 years
Richard Serra made a spectacular, lifelong habit of getting banned from The Odeon, stretching back to its previous life as Towers Cafeteria
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@robdelaney
rob delaney
2 years
My piece on Israel & Gaza from earlier this week. https://t.co/B9YyoWVGaO
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@NaamodUK
Na'amod
2 years
HAPPENING NOW: 100s of Jews gather at Parliament Square to make clear that we will not let our grief be weaponised to justify genocide. As Rishi Sunak visits Israel, we demand he pushes for: ceasefire now, release the hostages, end the siege on Gaza.
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@infatuation
The Infatuation
3 years
We are flattered that @TheBearFX producers took the time to painstakingly mock up our site. Fortunately, restaurants are no longer closing due to Covid-19, but we do have an Italian Beef guide that you might be interested in? https://t.co/dZnDMZ7Ytw
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@jakemissing
Jake Missing
3 years
Correction from my friend: it was Ljubljana. Sincere apologies to Budapest, I love your work
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@jakemissing
Jake Missing
3 years
This is comfortably the worst dining experience I’ve ever had — and once I ate at a restaurant in Budapest that served a raw quartered white onion in hot water, presented it as ‘the soup’, and called the police on me when I complained https://t.co/9FuX8Hjqv6
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@jakemissing
Jake Missing
3 years
RIP the emirates long live The Goon Cave
@VICE
VICE
3 years
Gooners—people who spend hours or days masturbating to porn—say that their settings, and the community surrounding them, are essential to their pleasure.
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@jakemissing
Jake Missing
3 years
Embarrassing and intolerable and if you hear someone sing or say it, tell them to fuck off
@Arsenal
Arsenal
3 years
Club statement: We have been made aware of two disturbing incidents over the weekend involving anti-semitism which are now under investigation.
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@DUALIPA
DUA LIPA
3 years
Daisy Jones (@daisythejones) explores how the pandemic has changed the way we party, plus Jake Missing (@jakemissing) spotlights chef Philip Juma (@philipjuma), who is putting Iraqi cuisine on the London food map with his takeaway restaurant Juma Kitchen (@jumakitchen).
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@CuriosMuseum
The Museum of Curiosities
3 years
Victorian Era Radiator with Bread warmer.
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@ShaniaTwain
Shania Twain 💎💎💎
4 years
You know these women will have had to fight for respect from the first moment they picked up the ball - Lets f**king go girls! @Lionesses #lionesses
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@ecareyo
Carey O'Donnell
4 years
A reading of Keith McNally’s Instagram post about Dorinda Medley
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@TokyoDilf
Hell0
4 years
Just remembered this guy who got banned from Magic Gathering tournaments for posing next to buttcracks
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