Looks like I’ll be spelling my name “Djacob” now, like Django

Domino's Pizza literally spent over $50 Million on ads promoting that that they had donated $100K. We live in a time of spectacle, not genuine substance. Corporate America promotes how much they care while exploiting everyone in their path.

I never want to see a giant pair of scissors at an opening ever again.

Hey @obj come be a monster in Detroit, no balls you won’t

I’m gonna give this sealed Pokémon Base Set Pack to someone that Retweets this tweet so others across the World have a chance to enjoy! (Follow me so I can DM winner on 8/14 & announce)

A drone pic of a very friendly giraffe to brighten your morning

"Twitter Crop is gone?" Ha! We'll see about that!!

SUNDAY BRUNCH

Today at 0800 hours I was informed that my 3rd grade taekwondo class had portraits taken...this is my story

In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)

This could be the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

The Tendieman has come. ht u/quigonshin

A children's book explanation of what's happening: 1. If you are "smart money" you are allowed to take your $1 and leverage it up to $15+ 2. You can now buy $15 of stock AND if you promise to short companies, you can short $15 of stock as well

Here come the shorty apologists Give them no respect Get Shorty

So @RobinhoodApp is saying they are protecting their users from over leveraging and getting burned. But somehow it’s okay when hedgefunds literally do the same exact thing. Nobody had a problem then until the hedge funds lost. Now speculating is a huge issue. #frauds

We’re just making up rules as we go here. This is some Goodell level treachery. #DDTG

remember when senators got coronavirus briefings before the public and sold off millions of dollars in stocks before the crash last year and faced no consequences and no regulation? then reddit made one stock into a meme and they’re talking about restructuring the whole market

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@lucymooring and here is a video 😭🥺