Ivor Caplin (Parody)
@IvorCaplin
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He/Him Former UK Defence Minister & Hove MP/Patron LGBT Labour. Proud to be the G in LGBT (Groomer) #BLMโ๐ฟ FREE PALESTINE ๐ ๐We're coming for your children๐
Brighton, England
Joined February 2025
Yeah, "mental health support" delivered to school children through our big hairy Cumberland sausage innit? Luv ya @Keir_Starmer, more LGBTQIAP+ "mental health support" in schools is just what we need ๐จโ๐จโ๐ฆ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐
Last year I met with @3dadswalking who each lost a daughter to suicide. Hearing their stories was heartbreaking. My government is protecting young people in school and online with better mental health support made more accessible through our Plan for Change.
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This is a government of pedophiles fighting for protecting pedophiles๐จโ๐จโ๐ฆ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐
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Gotta love @peterkyle and @UKLabour ๐ซถ The war on VPNs and E2E encryption will NOT be enforced against the same politicians behind child grooming and cover-ups. You believe this will "protect" children from us? ๐๐จโ๐จโ๐ฆ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Did you all learn nothing from COVID-19? #rulesforthee
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A buddy of mine @peterkyle says I look like @joerogan if Joe had HIV and swapped out the Ivermectin for poppers and meth but I don't see it
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Is #pride still relevant? As the single most ironclad means for minor-attracted persons to get access to minors, it is more important than ever. Repeat after me: Pedo dads are dads Pedo rights are human rights Nazis and pedophobes fuck off #noncedad
The fact that gay chiId sx offenders are able to legally purchase baby boys is a massive moral indictment on us all
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Shout out to my brother-in-arse Sleazy Pete @peterkyle ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐จโ๐จโ๐ฆ๐ #hovehomos #noncesquad #secretaryofunderageboys #birdsofafeather
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Pride means not having to hide your authentic self ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Even if your authentic self is an unrepentant nonce with a passion for underage boys and anonymous meets at glory holes #pride #maps #labourgroominggang #labourboys
@BehizyTweets If this is his X account (@ivorcaplin), it's disgusting. He regularly reposted gay porn with insane commentary. How is this a public social media account for a former UK Defence Minister and Labour MP?
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Can't keep a good nonce down ๐จโ๐จโ๐ฆ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ #pride
Sometimes, justice just takes time. Ivor Caplinโs bail extended again, just for a month this time - until July 9: https://t.co/ojV4pdHbnX
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Can anyone recommend a new supplier for poppers and GHB? Asking for a friend ๐จโ๐จโ๐ฆ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
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Can I say for the record. Liking sex with children and getting caught meeting up with children have absolutely nothing to do with each other #pride #maps #lgbtq #sesamestreet
Ex British Member of Parliament, Ivor Caplin was arrested in a string operation trying to meet a teenage boy for sex Caplin was born into a Jewish family, educated at a private school, and was part of the UK establishment Who's going to tell Elon?
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If Disney is looking for their next big flop, leave me and the Labour lads alone with the toddlers after dark. Oh yeah, that's right Timmy, pull Uncle Ivor's zipper down. Good boy Timmy! Just a little further... *flop*
Disney just announced their โPride Niteโ events for toddlers to celebrate LGBTQ pride. I guess they arenโt satisfied with their multiple box office FLOPS and would like to see more FAILS. Will they ever learn?
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Shut your trap @LeoKearse. We're not paedophiles, we're age-agnostic ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐จโ๐จโ๐ฆ๐๐ฆ #maps #loveislove #dragqueenstoryhour #muslimgroominggangs #pakistanigroominggangs #labourgroominggangs #noncesunited
https://t.co/ZkrFQfoeSi
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It's like we always say in the Labour Party. Old enough to suck, old enough to... ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐จโ๐จโ๐ฆ๐๐ฆ #lgbt #lgbtq #dragqueenstoryhour #maps #ageagnostic
Health Tips | Are You Feeding Milk to Your Baby in a Plastic Bottle? Experts Warn of Serious Health Risks if You Donโt Stop Now!* #BabyHealth #PlasticBottleRisks #microplastics
https://t.co/bb9JR19KGi
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The only thing hotter than a Diddy party is a @sesamestreet party๐๐ฆ #map #minorattracted #babyoil #diddyparty #sesamestreetparty #pridemonth #lgbt #lgbtq #pride #nambla
On our street, everyone is welcome. Together, letโs build a world where every person and family feels loved and respected for who they are. Happy #PrideMonth!
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Welcome young and old (especially young!!!๐คค) to @PrideCymru Learn new skills like fluffing, drag make-up and fisting P.S Don't worry if you're not 11 yet, come anyway, we don't check ID ๐๐๐ฆ #happypride #pridemonth #maps #minorattracted
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๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐#pridemonth Trivia Day 1 ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ When we say HIV is not a 'gay virus', remember: transgender 'women' have "49 times the odds of living with HIV than the general population" #pridetrivia #pride #HIVislove #AIDSislove Source: https://t.co/jKMT15E3v0
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Alright lads @johnmcternan @johnpodesta @nazirafzal @Keir_Starmer which one of you invited the narc into our private trackers again?
AG Pam Bondi Was Covertly Recorded on April 28, Revealing Previously Undisclosed Information About Epstein Regarding 'Tens of Thousands of Videos of Little Kids' to a Complete Stranger in a D.C. Restaurant Yesterday, the AG Made an Almost Identical Statement Publicly After
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this one goes out for the twink england lovers
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