Gym twice a day, stay on top of my skincare routine, remove all dairy and sugar from my home, and replace all 3 meals with cocaine and/or protein shakes
You know how like in books when there’s a full moon they have to lock up the warewolves so they won’t attack everyone because they can’t control themselves?
My therapist said those who had childhood trauma enjoy sadness and or chaos/drama now because that’s all we’ve ever known so we’re comfortable there. Happiness is foreign so even though it should be enjoyable it’s not because we don’t know how to live there.
For every man who ever made you wonder “what are we” there’s so many more who will let you know from jump exactly what the fuck it is. Those the men I like.
Not “learned” really but I’ve been seriously working on improving my baking! I’ve never been as much of a fan of baking as regular cooking because I hate having to follow a recipe exactly but it’s very fun.
He’s never made me feel bad for any of my issues. He always lets me explain why I feel the way I do and then he immediately makes sure to change whatever behavior was triggering those feelings. Oh ok this is LOVE love, got it.
Male birth control sounds like a good idea until you come home to your man crying about you don’t pull your weight around the house because you left your makeup brushes on the counter.
I lived with an Aries man for 3 years before he asked me to move out so his fiancé could move in. 🙂 RT
@CrazyClarine
: Hello! I know a Aries nigga who lived with a woman and cleaned out her side of the closet every time i said i was coming by! 😭
I hate being sprung because it doesn’t mesh well with my personality AT ALL. Just be sitting here fighting the urge to express everything and nothing all at once.
This maybe a bit conspiracy theorist-y of me but I wholeheartedly believe that what Handmaids Tale depicts is not far fetched at all given the current political climate, and we could find ourselves in a similar state in the not so far off future.
Having an open relationship doesn’t mean y’all out here fucking hella ppl. It just means the pressure to remain “monogamous” is gone and you can be more open and honest with each other. Sex is just sex. Everybody is gonna wanna fuck someone else at some point in the relationship.
No we don’t the only indicator is smell. As long as you ozone or febreze that shit it’s fine. Also we can’t fight if you dispute the charge and we don’t have photographic evidence so don’t leave ashes or roaches/tips or gar guts and you’re good.
Whenever I smoke out the hotel bathroom I be wondering if they have like a secret indicator - like the water damage indicator on our phones - that can differentiate steam vs smoke .