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@itserickaaa_
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Gym twice a day, stay on top of my skincare routine, remove all dairy and sugar from my home, and replace all 3 meals with cocaine and/or protein shakes
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LMAO
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I avoid everyone when I’m going through stuff. I prefer to struggle solo.
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@WhoJawnQ Omg I didn’t even notice LMAO the youth are hopeless
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I can’t wait to be Sunday funday lit like this again
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@curl5n9pearls That’s what I’m trying to figure out like omg, why would she let people know she needs that much perfume to cover her foul scent???
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Omfg I’m cracking up the song 😆
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Who do you cheat on a man who can carry a whole fridge with?!
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Cheat on me, you can’t even have cold water. A legend.
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@itserickaaa_
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My grandma has been letting these crackheads live in her backyard in tents for months (🙄) and my mom refers to them as the backyardigans 😭
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Me to “no u-turn” signs when there’s nothing preventing me from making the turn
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Ima cry RT @DMVFollowers : 8 yrs ago today, Jeezy & Jay-Z perform ‘My President is Black’ at LOVE Nightclub in D.C.
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@itserickaaa_
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Short men to women are like fat women to men. Everybody fucks them. Nobody admits it.
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You know how like in books when there’s a full moon they have to lock up the warewolves so they won’t attack everyone because they can’t control themselves?
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MonsterKing
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How bad is ovulation really for horny levels?
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@itserickaaa_
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This is so cute omg
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Man what the hell
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LMFAOOO RT @_Liv4daTrill_ : When his chicken tenders & fries taking too long & he won’t stop screaming “YERRRRRRRRR” so you gotta calm him down
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Ya going straight to hell RT @_Taiiiii : Live from R Kelly crib
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I’m dead
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I need these tights. Where can I get them
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@itserickaaa_
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My therapist said those who had childhood trauma enjoy sadness and or chaos/drama now because that’s all we’ve ever known so we’re comfortable there. Happiness is foreign so even though it should be enjoyable it’s not because we don’t know how to live there.
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Whew these outfits Lord RT @1nann : They acted bad at my nigga funeral
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First one mean shes really done. 2nd you got a chance RT @RayFuckinSavage : Two types of women in life, choose wisely
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For every man who ever made you wonder “what are we” there’s so many more who will let you know from jump exactly what the fuck it is. Those the men I like.
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“Not YOU tho, you not fat fat you’re thick/curvy/something else that sounds cute but also means fat”
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She started it then wanna cry 🙄 RT @QUE_REALigion : RT @MrPoonSoaker : Houston Texas. Highway 6 & 290 road rage
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I can help you find a licensed therapist in your area if you need it. You don’t have to keep living like this.
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@itserickaaa_
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I have feelings for you. RT @lowkeylethal : lemme hop on this train #FineWomenThatEatPussy
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💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 can’t even be mad
@DailyMail
Daily Mail US
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Mexico is considering closing its border to stop Americans bringing coronavirus into its country
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Does it fry up nice or
@NBCPhiladelphia
NBC10 Philadelphia
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A fearsome new invasive predator has emerged in Florida: the arapaima, a monster fish that can grow up to 10 feet long and weigh hundreds of pounds.
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@itserickaaa_
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Last summer >>>>
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@itserickaaa_
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Insecure people need validation from others. They dont feel important if someone else isnt constantly reassuring them of that.
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1, 2, 9.
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😭😭😭 RT @SKTV_ : Welp @dallascowboys
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Not “learned” really but I’ve been seriously working on improving my baking! I’ve never been as much of a fan of baking as regular cooking because I hate having to follow a recipe exactly but it’s very fun.
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Facebook launched Facebook wow
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Forbes
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Facebook launched a new ‘Facebook Campus’ feature today that aims to connect college students with their campus communities amid the pandemic
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I love this type of financial advice
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It’s almost cookout season which means it’s almost make his plate argument time 😁
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He’s never made me feel bad for any of my issues. He always lets me explain why I feel the way I do and then he immediately makes sure to change whatever behavior was triggering those feelings. Oh ok this is LOVE love, got it.
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Calling other people broke with $100 in my bank account >>>>>>>
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she a pretty mothafucka hell naw I don’t trust her hey
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Ladies overanalyze everything. Men dont. Take what he says at face value and leave it alone. There isnt always an ulterior motive.
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These are great
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Lmfaoooo
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Future not better than Wayne at NOTHING. Not at rap, having hella baby mothers, doing mad drugs, NOTHING.
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“It’s fuckin sunny as a bitch!!” got me weeeeeak RT @theFLYinHAWiian : That Nigga was committed to the Lie !!! 😂😂😂😂
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Titties SIT-TING ok RT @CrazyClarine : Thick Rihanna is what dreams are made of
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This is cute. Ima make a version of this tonight.
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😭 RT @soulfullypoetic : "Yes, first name C-h-r-i-s-t-o-p-h-e-r, last name "Brown" like the color that's correct." http://t.co/tTv6GAWf7w
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The hashtag I’ve been waiting for! RT @LiviMcFire : #FineWomenThatEatPussy
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Male birth control sounds like a good idea until you come home to your man crying about you don’t pull your weight around the house because you left your makeup brushes on the counter.
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@itserickaaa_
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A month after our 3 yr anniversary he called me to come get my stuff so his fiancé could move in. 🙃
@alovelydai
What Dai Is It? 🌸🍃🌼🌱
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What's the craziest way you found out you were being cheated on?
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I’ve been doing a thing 🙂. Like 45lbs, 4 pants sizes and a little over 21 total inches lost.
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Alright last one LMFAO
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I lived with an Aries man for 3 years before he asked me to move out so his fiancé could move in. 🙂 RT @CrazyClarine : Hello! I know a Aries nigga who lived with a woman and cleaned out her side of the closet every time i said i was coming by! 😭
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I hate being sprung because it doesn’t mesh well with my personality AT ALL. Just be sitting here fighting the urge to express everything and nothing all at once.
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I’m sorry is this churro flavored protein powder?
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“Here make the only one with the uterus stand in the front so it makes it seem like it was her idea”
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You not supposed to fuck them?
@NoEmmeG
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i would never have a work husband bc i wanna fuck fr
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Men are disgusting and dangerous and should not be trusted, ever. Also, we need to start stabbing them.
@KTLA
KTLA
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Foster Youth Worker Accused of Unlawful Sex With 16-Year-Old Girl in Brea Parking Lot
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LMFAOOOOOOOOIWANNABUYONEOOOOOOO
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Million Dollar Anaconda: Safaree Inks 7-Figure Deal To Mold His SUPER-SIZED Peen Into A Sex Toy (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for MTV)
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I miss getting fucked so good I feel it the next day
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Her laugh is psychotic but she’s absolutely right lmao
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A little chaos to start everyone’s day ☺️
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@itserickaaa_
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@CrazyClarine RT @Alyricz : Here’s the video Hov just posted in that Dropbox link.
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Its exhausting and unfair for the other person, and no matter WHAT they do youll never be happy because its YOUR problem.
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@ChefResha LMAO. A little jokey joke 😅😅😭
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Omg my God daughter is so cute
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This is so adorable omg 😢 RT @paigebrittany : DJ Khaled & ASAHD appreciation tweet
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Whole time I been focused on the ass and I just realized she got a gun lmao
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@itserickaaa_
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“I don’t much care about this internet shit.” - a man who used “this internet shit” to slander his childs mother for internet attention
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me after no text back in 1 minute:
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Your dick don’t hit the back of the pussy that’s why you can’t say “come over” without it being a whole discussion 😪
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Men been hating women for being able to make money with only their bodies for centuries. Shoulda been started selling bussy!
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Lauren’s post got me over here snot bubble ugly crying 😢 how absolutely horrible it must be to lose your person.
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@HOLLYifUNeedMe Im not above it!
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@libragirlfriend @gselr Lmao I am very very tired of being fat that’s how
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57.1% population increase?! Oh naw
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Texas full. Atlanta is too. The south closed.
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That’s a LOT of fucking grits lmao
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@ATLHawks sell the team!
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2 pancakes or 2pc french toast w/ eggs, grits, and sausage or bacon. All for less than $7. Gutbusters 5495 Cascade Rd SW Atlanta, GA 30331
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This maybe a bit conspiracy theorist-y of me but I wholeheartedly believe that what Handmaids Tale depicts is not far fetched at all given the current political climate, and we could find ourselves in a similar state in the not so far off future.
@AaronFullerton
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One of these is from today’s hearing. The other is a still from The Handmaid’s Tale.
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Wow this is beautiful RT @TheFilthGod : I Love Art.
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i love how cali be defending @thegame 😩😩😩 she said "he do know how to run fast in his socks!"
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LOL RT @MrJonCee : When she flirt with women on the timeline all day and one finally pull up
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Amen
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QUEEN! RT @JessicaGoldstei : Arya!!! ♡♡♡
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Don’t put my Hawaiian rolls in the oven you heathen. IDC WHAT THE PACKAGE SAYS. DONT DO IT IN MY CAUCASIAN HOME.
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Having an open relationship doesn’t mean y’all out here fucking hella ppl. It just means the pressure to remain “monogamous” is gone and you can be more open and honest with each other. Sex is just sex. Everybody is gonna wanna fuck someone else at some point in the relationship.
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Only if someone else picks their songs. We fuck around and hear nothing but yeezus and rebirth deep cuts if they get to choose
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Eating her cooking. Plz just eat her ass and come home dont be extra.
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Man that’s wild I thought it was to support the child
@DamnDeShawn
DeShawn
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Once again Child Support is for ABSENT fathers... not FAILED RELATIONSHIPS !
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Fingering is a lost art. Love a man who’s good with his hands. 😋
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No we don’t the only indicator is smell. As long as you ozone or febreze that shit it’s fine. Also we can’t fight if you dispute the charge and we don’t have photographic evidence so don’t leave ashes or roaches/tips or gar guts and you’re good.
Whenever I smoke out the hotel bathroom I be wondering if they have like a secret indicator - like the water damage indicator on our phones - that can differentiate steam vs smoke .
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