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You mean to tell me Blac Chyna moved, vacuumed, AND cleared the pantry?! . Nope. Y'all lying.
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Kandi is that friend that was never really your friend, because as soon as y'all fall out, all of your business is in the street. #RHOA.
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I peeped the fact that a Cat was a mean girl when she was in the house acting like she was constantly doing Demi a favor. #LoveIsBlindUK.
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Honestly when I hear $7K/mo this is exactly the type of apartment I expect to see. So I respect it.
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@chlobriie She did a video once - basically refunds from scholarships and TikTok sponsorships (I think she has a couple internships, too).
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They laid off all the diversity.
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Why are most women so clingy?? There's no one in the world I wanna see EVERY day, not even while in a relationship. π€£ Twice/week max is perfect for me. That's just me though.
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Because he ainβt gonna realize heβs going through a crisis and look for help. He gone put you through HELL while also requiring you to bring him peace. No thanks.
Soon as a Nigga mental health start acting up, Iβm out the door βπ½.
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omg itβs this IRL!
I complimented this manβs audemars piguet watch yesterday and he was so surprised bc he said no one ever compliments his jewelryβ¦ then asked me.If I wanted one. Bihhh
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@MindBodyBronx Funny enough, (moon in Taurus) I've been told that they've never met someone so sure of who they are and how they feel. That I feel and know myself deeply (and don't seem afraid of it).
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@AcidTrvpp @Twandalette Youβd be surprised. I know a lot of people that stay with their cheating spouses and look down on those that choose to leave and call them weak.
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Legit felt myself get lightheaded and realized I wasnβt breathing.
Take deeeeeeeep breaths, Gamecock nation. In through your nose, out through your mouth.
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@t0nit0ne Whenever I'd post a status praising or thanking someone else for something - no matter how platonic - he'd either comment "?????" or "that's the type of stuff I do for my baby!" knowing it's not about him.
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People will tweet or TikTok about their partners being this selfish and immediately defend them in the replies, so I donβt even know what to say anymore.
After carrying, birthing and nursing our four children, itβs hard to find empathy for my husband when he says heβs βscared of the pain of getting a vasectomy.β. I almost chopped his balls off myself when he said, βCan you get your tubes tied instead?β.
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I just pray Iβm getting closer to whatβs actually meant for me.
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Somewhere in there is a white man in shorts and a Patagonia vest. Sheβll be okay.
Lululemon at Tatianna. A choice.
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Depending on your tax obligations, benefits, then divided by 26 pay periods, that extra $30K is immaterial. Gas - and all the other expenses that come with physically going to work - are, in fact, too high for that.
Y'all turning down an extra $30K for an on site job? I couldn't turn that down. Gas ain't that high π.
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Got a raise today and my total comp is a number I really never thought Iβd see. I started my career on a $40K annual contract and had to choose between paying federal taxes and rent. Really grateful to God.
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I got the job! π©ππΎππΎ. NEW BAG. WHO DIS?! π°.
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Yβall really sandwiching it up, lately! I love it.
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serious question: where yβall be at?.
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This is exactly how I flirt with men I never plan to take seriously. Just be giggling and lying.
Lima, PerΓΊπ΅πͺ. Women with this energy get married. Get your passports. #lima #peru #limaperu #latinas #austonholleman #passportbros #blackmen
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Theyβre for sure targeting kids because what else couldβve been the motivation for this type of branding?.
Because our jobs arenβt hard enough . These are vape pens and not highlighters π
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accepting that you will not be able to make time for EVERYTHING, EVERY DAY.
I truly don't understand how ppl can work full-time AND work on hobbies/crafts AND have a relationship AND hang with friends AND still have enough time for themselves.
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Men: βWe arenβt mind readers. Communicate your needs and unhappiness.β. Also men:.
Women donβt notice youβre unhappy until your unhappiness starts to affect them.
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If you βdonβt date moms,β but you meet a single mother that checks all of your boxes, leave her alone. You donβt date moms. Allow someone that does to experience the apparently total package she is and pray you find a match that meets your requirements.
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Nick and Scotty keep threatening Sandy and Aria with βif you donβt do this, then Iβm not gonna marry you.β But the whole reason theyβre there is because the women donβt wanna marry THEM! πβοΈ #TheUltimatum.
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@TheRealDrePapi I side eye 30+ men that pursue women in their very early twenties. Always possessive - like they want to mold them - and getting caught up in their young (but age-appropriate) drama. The men are also usually emotionally and financially stunted.
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@AsiaChloeBrown Yep, lots of smoothies are apparently dairy based. I have to go out of my way to ask for a plant based or go to a smoothie shop with a plant based menu.
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@ZorayaBlack_ They do the most. Also the main culprits of βIβm leaving social media!β and coming back 2 days later lol.
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βBoy you couldnβt even afford me.β ππ.
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βforce yourself to moistenβ this app is so ridiculous lol.
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Every week thereβs a post from someoneβs adult child struggling to buy a house in this economy and the millionaire nest egg parents call them entitled for even asking for help with the downpayment. I wonder if thereβs a correlation.
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I been knowing you since you was 10. You cannot hide from your friend. GIRL!.
This lady at that bar next to me going back and forth with this nigga talking bout some "why you dont want a relationship with me" "anything you ask for i do for you" babygirl, i want to usher her up out this bar to a brand new nigga SO BAD!!!.
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THIS. Itβs like a hazing ritual.
Aritzia making u leave the fitting room in front of everyone to look in a damn mirror β¦ is very unhinged idc.
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βnot the TikTok kindβ is hilarious.
Jonathan Major is truly a narcissist like the actual real kind not the tiktok kind.
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βAgain, what the fck are we talking about here?!β. π.
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Why on earth is it so common for people to literally expect the world from children they abandoned?.
My dad abandoned me and my mum when I was five. He left to start a new family and had little to no contact with me growing up. He never asked of me nor paid any bills. I struggled with feelings of abandonment for many years, but I eventually moved on and built a life without him.
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Maintaining your autonomy and identity in a relationship is extremely important. Yet a lot of people fail to do that. Thatβs when youβve lost.
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@justice_o1216 @luvsasam Hit the ellipsis in the top right of a new note, then hit the lock button.
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Everythingβs now βhybridβ at 4 days in office.
The remote jobs drying up quicker than Egypt during that famine in the bible.
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Say βI ainβt never had a girl buy me dinner before,β right before we were supposed to go out to eat.
Whatβs the brokest thing a nigga ever did around you ? ππ.
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@SoooSweetKitty_ βObserved the patterns within the framework of the company.β . What patterns? How many? What happened? What does this even mean?.
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Instagram was so fun.
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I knew it was a scam, but still wondered what would actually happen, so Iβm glad someone found out for us.
This woman responded to the USPS scam text and got scammed for $700. She fell for it because she was waiting for a package from overseas. She clicked the link and it asked for a card. Denied that card so she entered another one. The post office would never text you.
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I followed along with the actual lyrics and it was like seeing the answers to family feud. like I wouldβve NEVER guessed that was what heβs saying.
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@platformedboots They be cooking DOWN! And will tell you how miserable they are doing that all the time, and then ask why youβre not doing it.
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SN: Iβve found that men practice very concise and direct language if youβre actually listening. You said youβd like to be engaged after a year. He said thatβs more than enough time to know. NOT that he would propose to YOU after a year. Time came. He let you go.
She ghosted her bf cuz he didnβt offer her a place to stay. They been together 11mo. Sheβs currently unemployed. Money is tight. Told him she might have to sleep in her car. He told her plenty of millionaires have lived in their cars before. Sorry but he couldnβt help her.
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Bout to pull up tomorrow and lie.
The Barista at the Starbucks saw my Starbucks pin on my backpack and asked if I was also a barista! I said βno, I just love it here π€ͺβ and she said WELL HERE!! And gave me this! πππ
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People need to be more intentional about not internalizing other peopleβs experiences and not allowing online narratives to become their reality.
Mfs will take a tweet from a stupid ass 22 year old talking about βSee this why we donβt take yall seriouslyβ and will be every bit of 35.
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Going back and realizing just how wild some lyrics are is one of my favorite pastimes.
"Halfcrazy" is really a wild ass song, like you fucked your friend and now you shocked and appalled things changed ????? Neo soul niggas really hell.
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Thatβs like leaving your package in the lobby for 3 days and expecting it not to get stolen.
The woman you like just posted this, you havenβt even spoke to her in 3 days
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Interviewer: Why is your name Take Off? . Quavo & Offset: "Cuz we always take him off the track" .
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Nobody:. Tyler Perry:.
if a woman is earning 20m, her husband is earning 10k and their rent is 1m. who should pay the rent?.
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I told yβall Nick (#TheUltimatum) was a manipulative βοΈhead, but yβall wanted to fall for his βomg heβs so passionateβ antics and puppy dog eyes. Iβm glad Vanessa said something.
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