Allison
@itsallisonleigh
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Christ follower. College ministry. Chronically oversharing online since Xanga. 35.
Indianapolis, IN
Joined June 2010
Omg I am many years behind, but I just finished the first Fourth Wing book and my jaw dropped at that ending reveal!
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So I got on the dating apps again. It’s looking real bright out here. Looking for: empathy and emotional intelligence But wearing a tank top supporting… who?? Now wait a minute…
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A sentence I just said out loud to my cat: “ok I think it’s time for bed. You ready for bed? Go look at the horrors in another room?”
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Slovenia is the most beautiful place I’ve ever been. They’re doing something right there.
Good morning to Melania Trump’s homeland of Slovenia and to this amazing magazine cover showing her husband with Hitler moustache made of crude oil. 🇸🇮🇪🇺 Slovenes cooked severely here.
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the thing about that “first they came for” poem is that we’re at least halfway through it, and it’s not a very long poem
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Ok but like… Stranger Things… wouldn’t the govt be able to get the radio frequencies that they’re using to spy on them? Or was there a way to encrypt the frequency?
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Omg just watching the stranger things boys climb that radio tower in episode 1 made me nauseous
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I know what I saw on January 6, 2021 I know what I saw on January 7, 2026
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I think all the time that I wish I could go back to my church in 2015 and tell everyone there that in ten years they will love a reality TV star so much they won’t believe a single thing they believe now. They will love a reality TV star so much that in ten years they will be
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Had jury duty tomorrow but called the night-before line tonight and was told I don’t have to! 🙌🏻 I got too much going on right now. Though it would be interesting eventually to serve.
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🚨BREAKING: credible sources are saying that the new year will be under the loving control of the same eternal God.
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I fundraise for a living (campus ministry). I've never felt particularly good at it (if you've followed me, you know 😂). It's truly a miracle to me how the Lord has provided. *BUT* it still amazes me how people with so much give so little, & people with so little give so much.
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Roald Dahl on Measles: Olivia, my eldest daughter, caught measles when she was seven years old. As the illness took its usual course I can remember reading to her often in bed and not feeling particularly alarmed about it. Then one morning, when she was well on the road to
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A not so fun fact: Les Wexner gave a lecture in one of my college classes so I’ve been in the same room as someone in the files. 🤮
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My current hot take is that purses made out of polyurethane shouldn’t be allowed to cost more than $50.
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Dad: most fathers are not out here buying their daughters woodworking clamps for Xmas like me… Me: but that’s what I wanted! And don’t forget you also got me a hair dryer, sewing supplies and a literal Squishmallow so who am I anyway.
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I mourned my last situationship longer than Erika is mourning her husband.
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