Wamuthende, Wamuthende! Noma si noma!

Dead!

Unaogopa kuchukiwa na mtu mmoja, nguruwe inachukiwa na dini mzima na bado inanona …

Gachagua has raised a very valid concern that most parents are echoing today. Mt. Kenya MPs are utilizing NGCDF well, building schools to international standards. Meanwhile, most Western, Nyanza and Yamune MPs are busy eating NGCDF chum kisumoo with yellow-yellow damsels. It is

This fake prophet who hid during COVID and always flies to avoid dangerous roads must be arrested. We must never allow religious extremists to endanger the lives of poor Kenyans.

2M of course.

Rest in peace, legends 🙏🏽❤️ May the truth never be buried and justice never be forgotten.

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Time zones are crazy. Sydney is in 2026 Kampala is in 2025 Nairobi’s drainage systems are in 1923

“If Singapore took 30yrs to move to first world, Kenya will take 5years because of prayers” - President Ruto. Let me watch hyenas mate on NatGeo. At least they know what they are doing.

Beauty is truly in the eyes of the beer holder. Mimi sijalewa. 😂😂😂

David Maraga to Mudavadi: A person holding an unconstitutional office has no moral or legal authority to dictate how we should amend our supreme law

Mwishowe uliwachwa😂😂(knowing kenyan girls, you probably cheated with the ones you so call 'losers') all the 'good guys' mnawaongelea in past tense😂 sai na sisi ndo tuko

As a nation, we really need to take these matters seriously.

Parliament has invited your views on the Turkana Oil FDP that we are considering currently. You should pay attention because this is Ruto’s biggest scandal yet. 1. The ownership of the Company that is to produce the oil (Gulf Energy, Formerly Tullow) changed names and hands

As a man, I can confirm that, it sucks more to be without a car than a girlfriend

The fact that you're using past tenses, screams. No?

Sukari moja, kiberiti nusu, mchele tano, na sigara kilo moja.

For this and other cracking jokes, sms the word Dad to 254254.

Mel Gibson isn't lying… A recent study documented COMPLETE REMISSION of Stage IV cancers using fenbendazole. Patients with advanced melanoma, breast, and prostate cancer saw their tumors disappear — without chemotherapy. Clinical trials must be launched immediately.