gary, indyana jones 🤠
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sardine enjoyer | your favorite parody account | these thoughts are not my own
Joined December 2017
The concept of Netflix canceling smiling friends because everyone loves it
Netflix announces that it has acquired Warner Bros., including HBO Max and HBO, in a deal valued at $82.7 billion. Franchises such as The Big Bang Theory, The Sopranos, Game of Thrones, The Wizard of Oz and the DC Universe are set to join Netflix as a result.
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Skai Jackson somewhere wishing she could punch her BD
Jo Ann Boyce has sadly passed away, sending love 🤍🕊️
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in ur 20s ur gnna have the urge to book a flight after losing the love of ur life, it’s very important you make sure you confirm payment
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Now if I donate blood to pay for my hair to get washed yall would call me crazy
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having a baby knowing you broke as shit & have nothing going for yourself or no support system
What’s a sign of very low intelligence?
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Yall are terrible parents please stop having children ….also yall are too slow to homeschool them
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They called your school and verified your degree during the background check btw
Not a single job has ever asked to see my degree. We really did not NEED that.
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December is starting off bad. My coworker pissed me off two days in a row and I placed a food order for the wrong location
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Btches w no kids be lowkey wanting to be a bm 🤣😂
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Fuck matcha and quarter zips, who’s listening to NPR to and from work????
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Forgiving abusers
What’s the most extreme form of peer pressure you’ve witnessed amongst adults?
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I can’t decide if I want to drink kimchi juice or hot cocoa omfg 😣😣😣
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And in 2026, we WILL use the word infamous correctly. Remember, we use infamous to describe something that is well known for being bad.
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i’m at buc-ees for the first time. there are children crying tears of joy while hugging the statue of the rat. everyone is in pajamas for some reason. i’ve never seen a store so busy. people are breaking out into synchronized chanting. there’s a shrine to dolly parton.
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