
Punita Toraskar
@impuni
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If one runs naked around a tree at a speed of 185,999 miles per second, there is distinct possibility of him f****** himself. ....Albert Einstein Alternatively, one can vote for Congress to achieve the same effect.
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UPSC needs to be scrapped. The exam is single handedly responsible for creating low IQ unmotivated bureaucrats. Just replace it with an IQ test + extensive interview round that asks candidates relevant Qs on development, leadership and governance.
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"If you like Jack Reacher or Dirk Pitt, you must meet Levi Yoder." - Kevin J. Anderson, New York Times bestselling author.
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I went to a Church yesterday... This Dussehra, I was in Bilaspur, Chhattisgarh. After a bit of pandal and jhanki hopping, I came across a church in the railway colony area. Out of curiosity, I decided to step inside; it was around 6:30 in the evening. As I entered, the first
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Chennai Customs office has been in the news for a few days now. Some months ago, I placed a reward points redemption request on Accor website for a Fitbit watch. Product came from Netherlands. India Post brought it home with a request to pay customs duty which was more than
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Aur zaleel hona hain. All this loss of respect because gated community aunties and uncles can’t live without their resident neighborhood Tommy eating their Parle-G biskoots and biting bystanders.
Dog catchers at JLN stadium after a Japanese coach and other officials were bitten by a dog at the Para Athletics World Championships.
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When I moved to india, I was allowed one computer for personal us, so I shipped my monitor. I showed them the doc: one personal computer (inc monitor) allowed. They agreed but because I had no PC with it, I had to pay 100% of value in duty or bribe. Paid it. Monitor was broken
From October 1, 2025, our company will cease import/export activities in India. For the past 45 days, Chennai Customs officials have relentlessly harassed us. After exposing their bribery practices twice this year, they retaliated, effectively crippling our operations and
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ASML top exec Frank Heemskerk reveals their CEO met PM Modi for 2 hours, Modi listened 90 mins before asking What India can do BETTER👏🏼 ~ Says it’s impossible to speak so freely with EU leaders. Imagine RaGa asking same CEOs how to expand RESERVATION🤡
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In 2017, I bought a beautiful white fur jacket in Australia to wear in Europe in Dec. I paid a little less than AU $200 (INR 10k). Before flying back, I left the jacket in my friend's basement with the intention of coming back to visit again (which never happened. In 2023, his
Regarding the allegations of corruption against Chennai Customs raised by @PrawinGaneshan on Twitter, it is clarified that the issue pertains to misdeclaration and misclassification by the importer. Chennai Customs has already responded on this aspect. Subsequently, the importer
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Scene of 2035 Muslims have reached 50% population. Today, the result of the central government elections has been declared. With Bheem Army support, MIM has formed the government, and Asaduddin Owaisi has become the Prime Minister. Six months earlier, former Prime Minister
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This temple was built when your religion didn’t even exist. So, Sit Down and Shut Up!
@ChillamChilli @StefanMolyneux Nonsense. You guys were in caves before the British came along. Got nice roads and rails..
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The first picture is of Supreme Court judge Abdul Nazeer, who refused to sign the verdict on Triple Talaq and also refused to declare it unconstitutional… The second picture is of former Vice President Hamid Ansari, about whom RAW chief N.K. Sood revealed that he was involved
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Thank You Gautam Gambhir, Surya Kumar Yadav and BJP🙏
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CIA report states that Pak nuclear arsenal were deployed in Kirana hills. The turning point of 4 Days of India-Pak war was when 3 BrahMos hit the entry point of Pakistan's underground nuclear weapons storage facility. It forced Pak to beg for a ceasefire.
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It was an AI video, probably made by Pakistanis. When caught, Nax*li @pbhushan1 deleted it... GoI should take action against it.. Don't let them get away with it.
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'Our CEO met with India's PM Modi for two hours. After just listening for an hour and a half, Modi asked him what India can do better. Meanwhile, it is not easy to speak to European leaders like that,' says Frank Heemskerk, senior executive at semiconductor champion ASML
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Why is “TransBerry” in a kids show on Netflix?
The Strawberry Shortcake show has a character who is a "TransBerry" What is wrong with these people? Why do they insist on corrupting kids with their degeneracy? To be clear, these activists don't just want to be "left alone," they're coming for your kids unless we stop it.
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Do you think a 3 time Guj CM & 3 time Indian PM with 27 Highest State Global Honors receiving praise & acclaim from Global Leaders & International Businessmen, would actually care for the cheap Behavior of a failed Journalist & unelected MP?
Sagarika Ghose royally snubs Narendra Modi in the Lok Sabha on Gandhi Jayanti. 😹 Ouch, His ego must be badly hurt.
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Everybody needs to calm down and open their ears and listen to this carefully. -Kovind ji is mentioning an instance from the past Anusuchit Jaati Samiti event which he was hosting. -Kovind ji himself belongs to SC community, He is NOT a part of BJP or RSS, he is former
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People born after this tweet will tell you whose responsibility it is to control the inflation. This is the level of understanding this man has. The day, this guy gets the chair of Prime Minister, it will be doomsday for this country, for sure.
Congress General Secretary Rahul Gandhi speaks in Ranchi. Rahul: Inflation is also the state govt's responsibility
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@impuni @af1c10nad0 They will demand Modi's Resignation even if a Enemy weapon entering India is hit and it falls on Indian Territory doing minimal damage to any building without any human injury. They think it's a Video Game where we won't ever have any losses. They see Israel's Selective videos
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