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Apartheid was "legal"
Slavery was "legal"
Colonialism was "legal"
Legality is a construct of the powerful
Not of justice. -
@KingDouyeAlfred
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2 buses of thugs came to the Unity Fountain this morning. They turned and left when they saw our security arrangements. Lemme show y'all what some people brought here.
#EndSARS
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Terminating Kurt Zouma's contract was also about the player's stature. There's no way Adidas will terminate Messi's or Pogba's contract for kicking a cat.
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Ekwueme suddenly doesn't feel like a worship song. It suddenly feels like a cry for help
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If I wasn't Nigerian, I'd hate us too. Cos why would you go to a Cameroonian space to ask them "comment tu t'appelle?"
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I should do a thread of all the horrible people that said no one was murdered at the Lekki Toll Gate.
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Pelumi Onifade was the journalist who recorded a video of Abiodun Bolarinwa shooting at unarmed protesters. He was arrested by the Lagos State Task Force & ended up dead.
Say his name! Say it so we all remember.
#EndSARS
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I wonder how she's doing.
Nigeria is too broke to pay for fuel subsidies but we’re not too broke to buy presidential yatch worth 5 billion naira.
The citizens must learn to manage hard times but the leadership are buying exotic cars.
Ok nah
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"Last year international students provided nearly £43bn to the UK economy... They enrich our society & have skills that are proving vital in the post brexit climate... Without a way for overseas students to bring their families, many will opt to go elsewhere." - Carol Monaghan MP
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I was a bit confused as to why the US wants
@akin_adesina
out of the AfBD so bad. Then I saw this video. His understanding of agriculture as a business represents a threat to their economic interests. Pretty simple
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That video of soldiers hiding while robbers operated in Uromi hurt me sha. Their reactions would have been different if they were facing unarmed civilians.
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Pay attention to Tinubu's refusal to attend the NBA conference today. It would have been the first public comparison of the top contenders for next year's election. And his camp knew that it would expose how badly he compares to the others. So they sent his running mate
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If someone arranged fake imams to endorse a Christian-Christian ticket, there'd be bedlam & violence in parts of this country.
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I foresee that next week there will be a lot of arrests if the protests hold up.
@AbdulMahmud01
can you help us put together a team of lawyers whose mandate is to go from court to court providing representation?
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Saw this parade done by cadets of the Nigerian Military School, Zaria & thought to share with y'all
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The entire Tinubu campaign is wrapped around it being his turn. His whole claim to the Presidency is "I made you. I helped you. I dashed you. Now do it for me."
No policy proposition. Just the naked, directionless ambition of one man
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All Chinelo said was "Pray for me." That is all she said. She was then targeted and subjected to abuse by a group of vile and evil creatures. Cos she was shot and asked for prayers so she could survive.
This thing hurt me to my marrows!!!
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This creche talk... I know for a fact that most women cry after dropping their babies at the creche for the first few days. Weeks even.
We should be addressing the real problems - systemic pressures that make women return to work too early.
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Never before in the history of this country have people been warned to stay away from a presidential inauguration.
If you don’t have any business at or around Eagle Square on Monday, May 29th, STAY AWAY, a strong warning from the security.
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My taxify driver, Bolade, has a degree in Statistics (Second Class Upper Division, 4.43 CGPA) & an MSC in Mathematics. He has a really good attitude.
Please I'm looking for a job for him. I can dm his details & email copies of his credentials.
Please help me RT.
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ASUU has been on strike for 72 days & the minister of education has just doled out N100m to buy APC's presidential form.
It's been 30days since the bombing of the Kaduna - Abuja train service & kidnap of more than 100 people & the Minister for Transport is running for President
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Made his son-in-law MD, Federal Housing Authority of Thursday. Approved N126bn for housing on Friday.
Man!!!
Tinubu Approves N126bn For Housing Provision Nationwide
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This is one of the most enduring things I have seen from these protests. Praying, worshiping, seeking direction, seeking protection.
Are you in Abuja? Come through.
#EndSARS
#EndPoliceBrutalityinNigeria
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There is an emergency WhatsApp meeting going on to discredit the CNN documentary on the
#LekkiMassaccre
. Give it a few hours and you'll start seeing their ridiculous takes.
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While he was Minister of Transport in 2001, the late Chief Ojo Madueke gave this advice & then rode a bicycle to his office in Federal Secretariat to convince Nigerians it was a good idea.
He stopped after a bus knocked him down one day on his way to work.
Embrace ‘bicycle’ in midst of fuel subsidy removal— FRSC urges Nigerians
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This picture calls for celebration. A truly terrible president in all its ramifications. The personified definition of bad governance.
He came. He saw. He destroyed.
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Governors in some states should be very worried. Hope Uzodinma being chief among them - there no way that one will be re-elected.
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COST OF FORMS
PDP
Presidential - N41m
Guber - N21m
Senate - N3.5m
House of Reps - N2.5m
House of Assembly - N600k
APC
Presidential - N100m
Guber - N50m
Senate - N20m
House of Reps - N10m
House of Assembly - N2m
This difference is visible to the blind sha.
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Studio 24 has this memorial up for Flying Officer Tolulope Arotile. It's such a beautiful tribute.
Keep flying, ma'am
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Will you go to a bar in Italy and ask for burukutu?
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The foundation stone of the Lagos Island Maternity Hospital was laid by HRH, the Duchess of Gloucester on the 13/05/59. It was formally declared open by the wife of the then Governor – General of Nigeria on 20/07/60. It existed long before "Tinubu"
I went to verify.
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This is not a flex. The city has a permanent smell, has a flood problem, a bad drainage network, terrible roads, it's inhabitants spend an average of 4hrs in traffic daily, has poor housing, lacks intermodal transport & has a multiple taxation problem.
Architect isonu
The Lagos we see today had one chief Architect and he is Asiwaju Bola Tinubu
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Never conceded first until he called them. No red card till he called them.
What he cannot destroy does not exist
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Peter Obi bought a flat in the UK for £570,000 in 2001 - 5 years before he became governor. In 2018, that flat is estimated to be worth £2million.
While the APC is focused on trying to taint him with that, they have actually just shown us a man who knows the value of investment
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From now on,
@mrmacaronii
is the funniest comedian in Nigeria. We will go to his shows. We will buy any merchandise he sells. We are fans.
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UPDATE: Sergeant Eze Nnwazoba - the policeman who shot Joy Eze in the mouth - was apprehended yday & is currently in
@PoliceNG
custody.
Next phase is to make sure he faces justice for his crime.
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The name of the vendor shot & killed by the Speaker's aide is Ifeanyi Okereke. He was a husband, father, son, friend, cousin, colleague.
Say his name.
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My brother worked at the Teaching Hospital in Gwags. He worked on a HIV programme in Benue. He left Nigeria, almost a broken man.
In Gwags, they'd come up with a system to help keep patients alive when generators go off during surgeries.
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APC members sharing that Cable Story about the value of the investment in International Breweries is not the flex they think it should be.
You're sharing an example of how the Buhari admin has wiped away the value of Nigerian businesses. And doing it with glee.
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I still cannot get over the fact that Abiodun Bolarinwa brought out a gun & shot at protesters even though he could have just driven away. And he's still walking around as a free man.
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Ganduje was filmed receiving bribes. He won a 2nd term. He's the APC chairman currently.
Gbaja was convicted of paying a client's money into his account. He became speaker of the House & is currently chief of staff to the president.
The president himself has all sorts of…
Grv should just retire, cos this stain is for life. Especially in this Lagos
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If
@PoliceNG
photoshopping weapons into a picture doesnt scare you I dunno what will.
#PhotoNews
: L-R: Duleji Alhaji Abubakar a.k.a Ori jeje and Talatu Ibrahim from whom six (6) AK49 rifles were recovered.
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Odumeje made a lot of sense here though. Be humble for no reason
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Adidas did not terminate Luiz Suarez's contract when he was found guilty of making racist comments toward Patrice Evra. But they've terminated Kurt Zouma's contract for kicking a cat.
Makes you wonder
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Don't allow anyone gaslight you. The problem isn't that subsidy is being removed. It's how. The president announced it without any stakeholder consultation, any plan or any supporting policy.
It can be done better. And that better is what Nigerians deserve.
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And now, her watch has ended. Rest well, my darling Lerrie. Rest well.
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The name of that man murdered by the police in Lagos today is Ikechukwu Ilohamauzo. Please say his name.
#EndSarsNow
#SARSMUSTEND
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I don't think many people realize how bad Bola Tinubu stealing a young Donald Duke's photograph is. Does he not have a childhood to which he can refer and of which there is picture evidence?
How do you steal someone else's existence?
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The borders
Coup: Customs announces closure of all borders with Niger Republic
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Only one person
- clerical error for date of birth
- clerical error for gender
- clerical error for social security number
- clerical error for name
- attended a secondary school that didn't exist till 4 years after he supposedly graduated
- "errors" on university certificate…
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A group of thugs have just attacked
#EndSARS
protesters at the Berger roundabout. After initially fleeing, the protesters have gathered and chased the thugs away. One of the thugs was apprehended and handed over to an NSCDC patrol team station there.
#SARSMUSTEND
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One of the people whose cars was auctioned by LASG y'day was arrested for driving one way, sentenced to 3 years imprisonment - a term which he served, lost his daughter while he was in prison & still had his vehicle auctioned.
At what stage is the punishment meant to stop?
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Nigerian cows can weigh this much if they don't roam them so damned much.
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This man is on trial for the murder of 14 people & the brutal maiming of several more. Survivors say clearly that he led the team of people who shot at & burnt a building his victims were in.
Under Nigerian law, he isn't even eligible for bail.
VIDEO: 'Emi lo kan' (It's my turn) —Alhassan Doguwa, Rep member speaks on his ambition to be the Speaker of the 10th National Assembly
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Thugs were brought in jeeps to attack
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protesters in Abuja. They were armed with guns & knives. As protesters fled, they set cars on fire.
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The AGF deactivated his twitter account, took a screen shot & then posted on FB. Learned SAN didnt know that a VPN icon was showing on the screen
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Lmao! When I came to Lagos as a child in 1984, Bola Tinubu was in Chicago participating in the activities that would later make him forfeit $640,000 to the US govt. This line is lame
Tinubu achievements was the reason for your migration to Lagos State looking for survival under his economic template.
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The LASG Judicial Panel report contains names of people killed at the Lekki Toll Gate. When next someone asks you their names, show them these. Then cuss them out.
#EndSARS
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I'm so wrong for laughing but what!!! Must always be Chelsea fans. Na wa
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"Vote for him like that. If he doesnt perform, we will vote him out."
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Let me do a short thread. Please tell us if these are the use of legitimate means, peaceful mannerisms of policemen physically protecting and walking side by side with protesters.
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#EndSARS
The IGP noted that during the protests, officers of the Force used legitimate means to ensure that the protests were carried out in a peaceful manner and in most cases, physically protected and walked side-by-side with the protesters.
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In 3 weeks, the govt has announced an increase in the price of fuel, has devalued the Naira, has signed a student loan bill that will almost certainly increase school fees & now an increase in electricity tariffs.
Yet, not a single cost cutting measure has been announced.
Nigerians may need to brace up for tougher times as electricity tariff is set to increase by over 40 percent in the coming days, a development which may eventually end all forms of energy subsidy in the country.
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CUPP is calling names. The name of the APC governor spearheading the plot to remove the INEC chairman using the CCT, the names of INEC staff who have been arrested & detained, the names of INEC staff being harassed, the DSS officials being used to harass INEC staff.
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Guys, we shop at Spar from now on. Right? Stand with those who stand with us. Right?
Our Lekki store has been vandalized and looted. But, we acknowledge that this is only a setback compared to the larger issues we are all facing as a nation, and our thoughts and prayers remain with Nigerians everywhere, and for a peaceful resolution to various issues at hand.
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Jide Sanwoolu has now admitted that the military were deployed. And that there were casualties.
We are getting there. The truth will come out.
#EndSARS
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It took 4 years for you to put up this watery, empty statement. 4 frigging years!!! Dadiyata served you, was committed to you, idolised you. And it took 4 years for you to speak up for him.
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8 years later, N73k cannot buy anything on this list. Elections have consequences. Vote wisely
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Roads became bad? We bought jeeps.
No water? We dug boreholes.
No light? We bought gens.
Now insecurity? Give the citizens guns.
The Nigerian elite refuses to solve any challenges. Instead, we keep shrinking the role of govt. And asking the citizens to do more.
This was reported to have happened to GUO yesterday. They killed the driver, left the small girl there, and kidnapped all the passengers.
This is the reason for the Law on self defense.
If the driver had a gun or any of the passengers, the kidnappers wouldn’t certainly have…
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This video was first posted on Naira Land by 09:06pm on Sept 23, 2013. That you people have to resurrect it & post it is further evidence that something is amiss
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@piersmorgan
You've led a pack of baying wolves who have hounded her at every turn & made her life miserable. And then now you blame her for her husband wanting to protect her?
This is vile Piers. Truly vile
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Listen to this question. Then listen to Buhari's answer. My God!!! Who cursed us?
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People who mocked a woman who was shot during a terrorist attack on a train are speaking about civility? People who cheered as Shiites were murdered for "touching the chest of a general" suddenly know the word? People who gaslighted an entire generation over
#EndSARS
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A day will come when someone will actually take time & treat your misbehaviour. I'm patiently waiting for that day
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The people who complained when someone designed a prayer mat with Peter Obi picture on it (something offensive to the Islamic faith) are trying to tell us it's okay for charlatans to put on the sacred garments of the Christian clergy to give a political endorsement.
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In December 1997, Bayo Onanuga had to shave his head, dress like a farmer and run from Nigeria to the United States through Ghana to escape from the reach of the Abacha govt.
25 years later, he's here advocating for a clampdown on the press.
It's such a shame
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Someone said a few days ago that the people Tinubu put in charge of the Nigerian economy don't have the international clout required to walk into global rooms. I can't remember who.
The person has just been proven right. I cannot imagine the Qatari govt turning down an…
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The GEJ admin had a tracking system that showed the location of every cargo of fuel that left a depot. It made it so much easier to combat smuggling.
Guess who removed it?
We "CLOSED" land borders for two years, but neighbouring African countries' petrol prices did not skyrocket.
When we removed the Petrol subsidy, price of fuel per litre in neighbouring countries doubled overnight.
Nigeria is a scumbag's paradise. Customs CG must explain this.
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The church doesn't speak truth to power. Yet videos like these abound.
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A colleague of a friend of mine just escaped being attacked by gunmen on the Lokoja-Abuja expressway.
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That picture of a young man shot dead barely 3 hours after he tweeted that Nigeria will not end him will haunt me for a long time.
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I will always remind you guys. Continue supporting tyranny. Just remember, there is enough injustice in Nigeria to go round.
It's not a matter of if it will touch you. It's a matter of when.
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There's a deep-rooted jealousy many Nigerians have for Nigerians who leave in search of better fortunes elsewhere. So they share stories like this with glee & with some funny anecdote. "Japa is not for everybody."
They won't tell you of the Nigerians who relocate and excel in…
As a result of pressure from his wife, a friend sold a poultry and a cold room in Osogbo to japa to UK with 3 kids and wife.....
I literally advised and stopped him from selling house and his HOWO truck b4 traveling.
The wife got a caregiver job, and my man was working the night…
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Behind the scenes on a Nigerian movie. You'll not see a funnier video on Twitter today 😂
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Today, a Senior Advocate of Nigeria argued on national television that only the bank accounts of a person were sued. That the person himself was not sued.
Man!!!
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In 2020, the Minister for the Interior commissioned fire trucks worth N180m per truck.
Why is his aviation counterpart purchasing trucks for N1.2bn per truck - almost 10 times the price - 3 years later?
Today I commissioned, 10 Ultra Modern Fire Service Trucks worth N1.8bn into service of the Federal Fire Service (
@FedFireng
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So I'm parked somewhere. Someone boldly walks into my car, sits down, straps his seat belt & says "Start the trip".
I was too shook to say anything. Until he said are you not the taxify?
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Holla. At some time tomorrow you will receive a package via DHL. It will contain a small brown box. Inside it will be a small remote control. That is my mumu remote. I'm not remaining anything again. Finish me!!!
“You can’t climb to the mountain top without rocks to hold on to. Every stone thrown your way is for every step you take”.
🧘🏾♀️🌱
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